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Lee, how often would you wear these if I bought them for you?

To Keeping More Than Just Guns Hidden Away

Happy 420


Damnit Sawyer....puff, puff pass





This could also be another reason why both Bear and Weiss were NOT good in math

Can we get an official ruling on Bear and Weiss's actual SAT math scores?

Chambers new ride. Baby-On-Board .

Don't worry Lee, it runs on soyrizo.

They Got Chambers

AP _ Less than 48 hours since the heroic rescue of US Navy Captain Richard Phillips, it appeared America was liberated from the savage Somali pirates of the Indian Ocean.

Then they got Chambers.

Late Tuesday night, American engineer turned seaman, Matthew Ryan Chambers, 27, was captured by a gang of 5 booty starved (like the treasure) Somalis off the Gulf of Aden. Reports are still unclear as to how Chambers was captured, though from preliminary findings, it is said that Chambers actually volunteered to be a hostage.

`He came down to my room and told me he was going out with friends,' said Brussels Gonzalez, a co-worker of Chambers. `When I asked him `With who?', he said `pirates'.

According to Gonzalez, after closing the door, he heard Chambers say `Hey, DitSnig, see how high you can shoot that Bazooka'. Gonzalez then heard an explosion followed by a Chambers cackle.

Chambers, known for his eccentric behavior and friendships with dragonflies, was on lookout duty for the evening with his partner Zeke Bloodpuddle. According to Bloodpuddle, when Chambers saw the pirates approaching, he mumbled `I hope they get high'.

When the Pirates pulled close, Chambers gave the international `Y'all smoke?' signal, pinching his thumb and index finger to his mouth, as if taking a hit from a marijuana joint.

`When Matt did the pot-smoke signal, the pirates put their guns down, smiled and Matt helped them aboard,' said Bloodpuddle. `When I told them that no marijuana was allowed on the vessel, one of the pirates shot my leg off with an Ak-47. Then Matt picked up my leg and threw it in the ocean. He threw it far. I bet I won't get it back. I bet.'

The Somalis and Chambers formed a circle and, as appreciation for his hospitality, the Somalis offered Chambers the first hit, or`greens', of a type of marijuana called `genocide', given the name because it is known to wipe everybody out.

According to Bloodpuddle, the Somalis began telling Chambers of a party in the Mombasa cove. Chambers accepted the invitation and offered to wear a blindfold, which, in Somalia, is a symbol of a guest of honor.

President Obama is yet to comment on the plans for the rescue of this true American Hero.

- AP

This is right across the street from me. California has nothing on Kakinada, India. Don't be jealous...I know I'm in paradise.

In case anyone ever wants to visit...

This is a 1.8 miles from my house and 50 yards from the Pacific Ocean...

Thank you, gentlemen. Your radness made this day wicked.
Please share this link with your wives/moms/girlfriends. They love this stuff. There's about 4,000 photos.
http://www.jwilkinsoncoclients.com/

To back up Williamss claim. The head of a 6-eyed tarantula is shaded in green.

APRIL FOOLS ! junk monkies

Tennis Today????

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Faust, I am assuming that we will not be playing tennis today due to your wife's birthday?? That's too bad because I currently hold the lead in total sets, and I am looking forward to extending it. I hope the IC members did NOT vote ACF #1 in tennis because it has already been decided on the court that it belongs to KRD.

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#1 seed - Kevin Ryan

#2 seed - Adam Christian

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Sneak preview to summer 09's hottest attraction

Right after I turned off my camera Faust picked up his nephew and punted him across the San Antonio River.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/22122052@N07/sets/72157615335165649/

HERE IS A SMALL DOSE.......

The Reason

Who's the better Athlete in the IC argument

Friends

Shit starts getting crazy post wedding party, Club Sirius Style

"I am your wife"

Whether Butz likes it or not, he needs to be apart of the IC

"Theyve seen this move before"

"But they've never seen this one!"

"Fuck ya, Bud Light with some Lime"

"This was a badass dance move, I swear"

"Im wasted"

"Peace OUT, SA Homes!"

I can't believe none of you monkeys have posted pictures from the wedding. Miller is bored. He needs something to look at besides his creepy websites in German about conspiracy theories.

We like Sportz

Well, the results are in. And I will make them available to the public because I am sure there will be some naysayers. :)

1st Place: Adam Faust
2nd Place: Matt Chambers
3rd Place: Adam Williams

Honorable Mentions
Michael Mazur
Kevin Dalrymple
Brent Lubahn

Most First Place Votes in a Sport
Mazur (Golf)

After the comments I would like to award Adam Williams with the Sportsmanship Award

Let the anger begin.....

The end is the best part.

The Best Athlete in the IC?

It's hard to say... well, I decided to get scientific. Vote early, but only once. And we will see...

Click Here to take survey

www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog

THE PANTS
I was just really sick of not having a new post

(The blog is on life support.)

You can order them here
color: stone

this was emailed to me recently. funny how little we truly progress in 2000 years.

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero - 55 BC

My trip home was short lived. I am headed back to India for 2 months on Friday. See you in April.

"That finger was kind of in the way anyway."

- Scott Alan Dalrymple

When you have 20 acres of land to basically play in dirt, something is bound to happen eventually. My father got the tip of his finger smashed between his tractor roll bar and a tree the other weekend. He pulled back and ripped the tip of his left index finger off. He was wearing gloves, so when he pulled his hand out, all he saw was what looked like "smashed hamburger meat". The tip of his finger was found later inside his glove.

The picture above is the first I have seen of it, my mom told him he was very immature for creating a picture like this, and in response he said "So what Judy?!". Judy also told him that she didnt want him going to his 20 acres by himself anymore, he said that it is not that big of a deal, it was only the end of a finger and it was "kind of in the way anyway."

His one and only concern since this incident two weeks ago is typing.

these are the troubling times we live in:

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ae7ddq6aGZgk&refer=home

Easy there Tri-Lambs

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Edit by Faust

After further review, and being gchat insulted by L, I realized there is something far more frightening than Williams and I's fratitude.

There is a snake in this picture. Look into his eyes. Creeping like a Tater Tot Medusa.

Clint Brown ESQ, 47, Global Financier

If ever a soul endlessly sought enlightenment and emasculation it was Clint Brown's. The renewable energy guru's body was discovered in a crevasse along Himalayan Mt. Everest. The eco-philanthropist/businessman had previously been on a visit to Tibet in an effort to jump start the country's renewable resources' production and allocation. His trek included Nepal, where the amateur mountaineer intended to summit Everest. Lost on the mountain, his body, 3 months later, was found naked, and frozen to his sherpa. He is left behind by his enormous fortune, ex-husband, widow, and 7 daughters.

Lee Mathew Portillo, 77, Doctor of Scientology

Lee Portillo died yesterday in a fatal car accident. While driving his vintage hatchback (that had no roof and no steering wheel) he was run over by a 2059 Hummer XXX. Police said the accident could have been avoided if Portillo wasn't on his "cell phone" which was simply a tin can on a string. Phone reports indicate Portillo was on a 6-way call with his mom, sister, cousin, brother-in-law, wife, and best friend attempting to coerce them all to meet that evening for one box of Tuna Helper®. He survived by his hot wife and nano-dog.