how 'bout europe for nye?

This video came on while I was at a club in Scottsdale for a bachelor party a couple of weeks ago. It made me want to get extreme. The cameo is a nice bonus as well.

NOTE: This club had a half firetruck inside where the DJ played the music. Just FYI.



The follow up was this video.



I thought I was losing my fucking mind.

After this, a man with no upper teeth in the top right quadrant of his mouth asked me to pick out someone for him to fight for me. The conversation went like this (while in line for the urinal):

Toothless Man: Holy shit, how tall are you?
Me: (silence; attempting to ignore; already concerned about the direction of the conversation)
Toothless Man: Seriously, dude?!?!? How tall?
Me: 6'5 (attempting to lighten the mood with humor; he does not respond)
Toothless Man: (now yelling across a man peeing in the middle of us at the urinal wall) I am serious. Go fucking pick a guy out and I will kick his ass for you.
Me: Why?
Toothless Man: Do it! (angry at me for some reason, but wanting to fight for me)
Me: (confused) I am not going to do that.
Toothless Man: How big is your dick?
Me: (shake dick in his direction and leave bathroom)

NOTE: The last part was made up because there was not a good ending to the story.

An Easy Monday Read

I found this to be an interesting interview with Christian Bale. The best way to describe this cat and mouse interview: Imagine if Marc Miller became a famous actor and he was interviewed by Adam Williams.

Zooey + Natalie = The Perfect Movie

More Your Highness Videos

Alamo Heights newest rap duet. I had these guys in one of my classes last week. The 09' is straight gangster son(s). What what? Williams, I showed them your freestyle and they thought you were hot fire.

Finally, SNL finds a good black cast member.

Since the days of Chris Rock & Tim Meadows we have had to suffer through the horrendous Kenan Thompson being the only full-time black cast member.  Those days are over.

Please meet Jay Pharoah.

I have double trump-posted.  But, I thought this was trump-worthy.

happy friday! sorta...

Happy Veterans Day Marc.

Who's going to the game this weekend? Final game at the old Amon G Carter Stadium. Im flying solo, leaving early Saturday morning, will be tailgating by 11 AM. Lot 2 will be shut down in 2011, so this will be the final tailgate party until 2012.



Go Frogs!

WHAT THE FUCK WEISS?

You had an iPhone before there was an iPhone. You're a young techno savvy mother fucker. Do the damn thing gorilla.

Here's butzs entry in the form of dance.

What sport is this anyway?

On November 6, 2008 I posted the above picture hours before the big Thursday night match-up between the Frogs and the Utes. I referred to it as the biggest game for the Frogs in a long time because BCS Bowl stakes were on the table for the winner. Even though we outplayed Utah in every aspect of that game, we got sucker punched in the gut when Utah took their first lead of the game with 45 seconds left on the clock. Utah went on to destroy Alabama in the Sugar Bowl, finishing the season undefeated. We got the consolation prize of going to the Poinsetta Bowl and beating Boise State (which is the last game Boise lost btw).

Two years later and here we are again. November 6, 2010, but this time a National Championship birth could be on the line for either team. ESPN College GameDay is in town and locals are calling it the biggest football game ever to be played in the state of Utah. The Utes have announced that they will be doing a Black Out theme (again), however this time TCU is countering with a White Out theme of their own. It might sound silly but with a large amount of TCU alumni expected to make this trip, the White Out is definitely a great way to help Frog fans stand out in the sea of black.

Butz and I arrive in SLC with our women tomorrow. It's going to be nuts. 2:30 PM Saturday on CBS-S (which is being made available to everyone for this game only). We will be drunk. We will be on your television. This is going to be fucking crazy. I might already be drunk. I just pissed myself for the third time this week.

Fucking A....

GO FROGS!

Moving on...What should be the next contest?

Truth or Dare

Williams vs Butz

Obstacle Course

Faust vs Bear

Sledding Race

Brown vs Lubahn

Poetry
Mazur vs Miller

Spelling Bee
Lubahn vs Portillo

This is my first work of art. Buckle Up. Also maybe get high before viewing. It might enchance the experience.

I've already made a second. Bdub, would you be up for a best of 3/5/7 series? I would.

I'll post number two upon request.

- Adubble yo Pleasure, Dubble yo Guns

Esquire Gets it Right Again

Berry, Biel, Johansson, Theron, Beckinsale, and now Minka Kelly.  They always make the right choice for sexiest woman alive. I would pick up a copy if you don't already have a subscription.  They also award the sexiest women from each country. 


Articles not featuring T&A include an Esquire-appointed committee to balance the budget, questions for the Tea Party, and "Why People Love the McRib."   


In my never-that-humble opinion, Esquire has no peers.

i hate admitting it, but I think lebrons new ad is pretty good

LeBron James Nike commercial - "Rise" @ Yahoo! Video

if we cant get the rap off up, can we vote for change? who's voting? im not.

Corporate Lingo - These are pretty funny, as a recruiter I see/hear a lot of this and most are very true.



"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.


"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time to train you.


"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.


"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.


"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.


"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.


"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.


"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).


"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.


"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.


"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.


"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.


"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.


"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

This made me cry.

Brett, stop texting pics of your junk.

However, this girl is obscenely hot. But she didn't want to see your junk. She called you a "creepy douche." Man, I wish Brett would have just retired a Packer.

PS: This is Jenn Sterger's second time on the blog. Do you remember her first appearance? (without googling it?)

This guy killed it in the TCU Money Management Program

Astoundingly Terrible Texas Rangers Song

It's Time

(Listen for genius Bernie Madoff reference)

Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
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These Rangers Look Fo' Real

can this guy join our wolfpack?... that it may grow by one.

Adam Faust = Macaulay Culkin

After accosting his brother for eating all his cheese pizza, Macaulay (Kevin McAllister) snapped at his mom and dad, stormed to the attic bedroom and ended up missing the trip to France.

Reread the above sentence, replace brother with sister and eating cheese pizza with smoking last cigarette.

Bam.

Culkin is Faust.

Mac C. was also arrested for possession of weed in 2004 and is the gayest non-gay in movies. He is so not gay, he is dating Mila Kunis, whose name is equally as eccentric as Piper Huddleston's.

Matthew Chambers = William Zabka

The famed leader of the Kobra Kai, Zabka was once a bright light on the scene. Then, just as it seemed his career would take off, poof, he was gone.

Put him in a Body Bag.

(Also appeared in Hot Tub Time Machine, Chambers favorite movie)

Lee Portillo = Harry Henderson

The following plotline is the story of Harry Henderson with splices of Lee Portillo's life:

On their way home to Seattle from a camping trip, the Hendersons accidentally run over a strange and unknown creature *wearing white tennis shoes and a birdshit shirt. Unsure what else to do, they strap it to the roof of their car and take it home. Once there, the revived creature goes wild, *borrowing all of their clothing, eating bathroom soap and putting his boogers underneath the couch. Eventually, the family realizes that the creature is the legendary fuzzy albino Mexican, and is actually very gentle, *though lacks common tact and manners.

Kevin Dalrymple = Bill Fagerbakke

Who else could be Craig T. Nelson's assistant besides Bear?

Fagerbakke (Is that pronounced "Fag-er-back"?) was Dobber, or as the picture reads "Dobbs". He is 6'6'', he played college football at Idaho, got hurt, and took up theatre at SMU.

Dobbs also loves to jumprope and has biked across a glacier. Kevin loves to jumprope but hasn't biked a glacier; yet.

While I couldn't find a good nickname for him (though Dobber is awesome), he is currently the voice for an animated transformer named Bulkhead and Patrick Star on SpongeBob Squarepants.

Bear, meet Bear.

Brian Weiss = Joey Lawrence

Known for his outlandish behavior, catchphrases and boyish good looks, Lawrence says "Woahhh" like Weiss says "Mean, Mean Cry!".

Both have a passion for dance, women and song. Lawrence can ryhme, Weiss can flow, these two go together like "Whoa, Whoa!!"

Lawrence got his break in a Cracker Jack commercial and then sang "Give My Regards to Broadway" on Johnny Carson. I can see Weiss doing both of those, in a tux on roller skates, and one-upping the legend that is Joe Joe Lawrence. I also bet Lawrence couldn't beat Big Taco in a Battle Rap after Faust's wedding.

Adam Williams = Sinbad

Fat, not that funny and both think they are a lot blacker than they really are.

Both have struggled with paying taxes and, though Sinbad beat Williams to the punch, both have considered filing Chapter 7 Bankruptcy in the past year.

Bad dancer. Went bald.

What more proof do you need?

If We Were All Bad Actors

Who Would We Be?

Marc Miller - Brendan Fraser
You never know what to expect from B. Fraser, but you can expect it to be alarming. Starting with his breakout role as an unthawed caveman in Encino Man, BF has continued to wow us with hits such as The Mummy 1-4, George of the Jungle, GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra and Furry Vengeance.

If this body of work doesn't scream Marc Miller, than Brent Lubhan can spell dodecahedron ten times fast. Marc also has the screen saver to the left on his computer.

Clint Brown - Nick Cage

If you had to guess one member of the IC that would find the missing 18 pages from John Wilkes Booth's diary, who would you guess?

Yes, exactly, you would guess Clint.

National Treasure, The Wicker Man, Ghost Rider (played the character Johnny Blaze), Con Air, Raising Arizona and, of course, Vampire's Kiss.

Cage and Brown are interchangeable in any of these roles.

* (Only Oscar winner in the group for Leaving Las Vegas)

BS Lubahn - David Arquette

I truly think if we hosted an "Act off" between Lubahn and Arquette, Lubahn might win. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Lubahn is better speller than Arquette an actor. And thatz sayeng sumthing. (Already reached the max Lubahn spelling joke limit of two...or is it too?(that's three))

I do think that if Lubahn got an acting role he might play a character named "Dewey" (Scream), get eaten (Ravenous) or have a break out role in Eight Legged Freaks.

On the bright side, both have stable marriages with successful, talented women.

Michael Mazur - Seth Green

Feisty, funny, wealthy, Jewish, not tall. Green is the voice of Chris Griffin on Family Guy, Mazur's favorite show. If these two went golfing together, they would fight. Not sure who would win, but one would drown and the one left living would take the dead one's wallet and finish the round.

Some of Green's stuff on Robot Chicken is so weird its funny. I think Mazur's actually made us laugh referencing chimp rape.

Nick Butz - Alf

Both are Cardinals fans.

Hey buddy the songs over....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/01/24-english-accents_n_747400.html

Best Fight Scene Ever

i got into a fight at school yesterday evening, and luckily someone recorded it. when the shit hits the fan you better know how to handle yourself.

TCU HEADED TO THE BIG EAST?

Things have pretty much stayed the same, in fact, we might be worse now considering we are "Icing" people at the lake house:

Dont Ice Me Bro!

United We Stand

Divided We Fall

Can I get an update on the U.S. these days?

If I read one more tea party story, I'm moving to Bhutan.

In Bhutan GDP is measured in happiness.

Do things change or stay more or less the same?

humor.

Wallstreet - Did you like it, love it, hate it? The original Wallstreet is in my top 3 favorite movies of all time, so I don't really like the fact that they remade it and really don't like Shia LeBouf, although maybe he will surprise me. I would like a quick review if anyone goes.

Roger Federer continues to be a part of my existence.

I'd say a day that passes when I am not reminded of my likeness to him is in the minority. This weekend, the Andre Agassi Farewell Tour came to Costa Rica (four years after his retirement) and I heard about 111 Federer references. My question is, does anyone else have a universal world twin/doppelganger? If not, we should vote to assign them.

I think one of these guys (terrible Mexican band Molotov) looks like Faust

I also think this is funny.

adub, is this funny?

POLLS

The polls are intended to be fun and random. I am not looking to call anyone out- I hope that no one feels like I am making a joke of them. I was just thinking of people who might be relatively close in speed. I was simply inspired after watching the Seinfeld episode,"The Race."

POLL -

Do you know the TCU Alma Mater song?

Please answer Yes or No.

So lately my life has been largely occupied by work. Specifically there was a deadline that we had to hit by the end of August. Long story short sometime this spring I mentally committed to not cut my mullet until we delivered on this task, fortunately we hit the target two weeks ago, but now I have become emotionally attached. This picture was taken today and I just wanted to share seeing as the tail's days might now be numbered. Also, tomorrow I will be taking this to present to the Office of Navel Research. Meaning, I will be rocking the business mullet.

lubes brought up mixed genders, or transylvannies, or whatever... good work. adub, i think you asked for an opinion on racism, by tosh.daily? cancer next? what was that? tosh.doesgallagher?

next poll: how long til adub gets cease and desist from tosh.oh?

we have to move the tranny pics lower...

So I was recently in DC and on the last day I was taken to eat at Perry's in the Adam's Morgan district, which is a very eclectic area and one that given more time I would probably go back to.

Perry's -

Myself and five of my female colleagues went to the 10:00am Drag Brunch. The food and Bloody Mary's were fantastic. Being groped and stripped of my shirt by a transsexual was less than fantastic but memorable none the less.



More enjoyable pics




I questioned announcing this but now welcome the creative thoughts that are surely to come. (Smiling on the outside, hoping the she doesn't rub her cock on me on the inside.)


Bear, I now feel your pain!

you asked for it adub.

TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS

And Happy 4th Birthday IC Blog

tosh.0

Since I don't know how to post the actual video in, I'll give you baseball fans the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWQv0DOIG0s

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Who on this blog gambles college/and or pro football? The season starts tomorrow!!! I would like to do a weekly post on my wagers for the week if others are involved in this vice. If you do not gamble, but are looking to start, I have an amazing bookie I can refer you to and we both get a referral bonus of $200. He has a website that I use primarily for my wagers, but also has a call center. It is legit. It is time to start making some money. My picks for tomorrow night only:


Ticket#:19876612

5 Team Teaser 6, 6½, 7 ">FB, 4,4½,5 BK

[133] SO MISSISSIPPI +20-110 (B+6)

[135] MARSHALL +34½-110 (B+6)

[137] NO ILLINOIS +10½-110 (B+6)

[140] UTAH +3-110 (B+6)

[145] FLORIDA ATLANTIC +21-110 (B+6)

Ticket#:19876617Sep 02 11:00 PM

STRAIGHT BET[142] HAWAII +21-110

Let me know what you think or who you are on this weekend. I have rationale for all of my picks, if you are interested in hearing the "whys." I hope someone shares this love with me.

Butz

Last night was a top five non-major moments in my life (major moments are baby, wedding, etc...)

I caught a foul ball.

A foul ball hit by Albert Pujols.

Piper and I were about 20 rows back on the lower level on the first base side. In the sixth inning, Pujols hit a high foul ball that towered above us. It appeared it would end up in the second deck, but I remained vigilant and transfixed on the ball- Piper was transfixed on her nachos.  The ball caromed off the second deck, dropped about 100 feet, and I caught the ball with one hand.  It was a magnificent moment.  The crowd cheered- and as I stood there stunned, a drunk yelled out, "You're gonna need to change your underpants!"

As to not make this post entirely self-serving, please post some of your magnificent non-major moments.

if anybody gets a little tv time on wednesday...


http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/surviving-the-cut/episode-guide/

Crazy Video

The Social Experiment

We had a shoot for one of our clients from Minnesota. We used two of our employees and two of their employees. Can you guess who is from Texas and who is from
Minnesota?










And the true Texans are.....

today's word is "steroidy".

yee. haw.

A video worth posting....he speaks the truth

jewel can suck it.

2011 Boundary Waters Canoe Trip Clint and I recently met for the first time here in the great state of Minnesota and he threw out the idea of a Boundary Waters Canoe trip next summer. It would be an awesome trip, my brother and his buddies do it each year. Check out the Boundary Water site - http://www.bwca.com/ and you will see that this is pretty sweet. The basics of the trip are what you want to bring you will need to carry on your back, you eat what you catch and just chill out. You can portage as much as you like or just create a home site and do smaller day trips. Breakfast over a fire, fishing/swimming during the day, drinks and extracurriculars during the campfire at night.....not bad Thoughts?

lie.

cognitive dissonance.

get it popping.

The new chica

Lubahn, you always (creepily) ask for pics of my girlfriends/dating companions.

Here you go.

She's the one just off the left testes.

this deserves its own post....butzxxxs comment on the like it or not turning 30 post.

Butz said...
I have been 30 for two months, so I can speak to this topic using experience, though limited. First of all, who gives a fuck how old you are? Is 28 different from 30? Is 36 different from 30? It isnt, so who cares. My balls have a few more wrinkles, but the junk works the same as always. I do not put pressure on myself to get married, have kids, or conform to other social norms, so if those things hinge on an age in your psyche, I do not share the concern. If my family ever pressured me to do so, I would punch them in the collective taints. I may be getting off topic with the taint punching, but I guess what I am getting at is this: everyone on this blog has a life that is enviable by the majority of the rest of the world, so we should all be grateful regardless of our age. For those of us without kids, be grateful that you don't have a money leach attached to your every financial decision for at least the next 18 years. For those of us with kids, be grateful that you get to watch them grow into a hateful teenager and then an ungrateful young adult soon thereafter. Relish the thought of them coming home after their first date smelling like MD 20/20 and Virginia Slims stolen from grandma. Off topic again, back to the point. Your age is what you make it? You are as young as you feel? I think all the cliches apply. I am going to shotgun a beer and take a rip from a water bong now.

2:16 PM

i love nose rings. and check out the house in the back!

Top Ten Worst Sports Logos  (click to see all)

Every one has an opinion when it comes to logos and I thought this was a decent 5 minute time-waster.

One of my teams is on their- and with good reason. I disagree with a few of these.  I don't mind the Rays and I love the Blazers.  They even explain what the Blazers logo means.

Any other suggestions?

I think Williams has the "There's gotta be something wrong with that guy hat". Pretty sure he wore it to N. Mexico...

I don't know about, but I'm just a regular everyday normal guy..

Like it or Not

In the next 12 months, almost everyone reading these words, will celebrate birthday number

What does that signify? The end of youth? The beginning of true adulthood? Will I wake on March 18, 2011 and feel instantenously older, less exuberant, a tad more crotchety and slightly less able-bodied?

I like to think not. But, as aging has happened, I've found myself adjusting my rules for defining "old". Twenty five was old when I was 21. Twenty nine was old was I was 25. Thirty four was old when I was 28. And this year, I've moved it up to 40. I'm going to try to hold it there.

Twenty nine has significantly altered my mindset. The 25 year old and 26 year old at work are simply too naive to understand most things, I salivate a little more than I used to for acquiring greenbacks, career urgency is amplified and going out to a bar (except when you all are around) almost repulses me.

I wonder what 30 will bring?

I think Butz and Lubahn are the first to go. Then Brown. Then Me. Then Faust. Then Portillo. Then Kevin. Then Mazur. (correct order?) Miller, Weiss and Chambers all escape for another year.

Cheers to the dwindling days of our third decade on Earth, amigos.

progress.

Here is one Williams and I have been kicking around for awhile.... what kind of superhero would you be?I am going to take old Clint Brown.

Name: The Nesquik Kid
Good or Evil: Good
Powers: Shoots chocolate milk from his Hair, electromagnetic LA Looks ray-gun, Toxic green poop
Weakness: Anne Rice Novels, Fake Leather Jackets
Sidekick: Bevo
Arch Nemesis: Jack Lubahn 
 
If you want to take the 10 question super hero quiz click here.

I was Professor X.

NBC Preseason Top 25 (yup, its that time of year again...)

1. Alabama

2. Ohio State

3. TCU!

4-25. - whocares

GO FROGS!

I used to dream that I was Re-Ro



"On the monkey bars!"