NYE Weekend

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Link to album at bottom. multiple fotos to blog takes toooo long. this was a good weekend.

NYE 2011 & TCU Rose Bowl

This video has a purpose.  What movie does every one rave about that you simply do not get, like, or see what all the hubbub is about?  I don't mean Citizen Kane or Casablanca.

For instance (and please don't be mad at me Kevin), I never really got into Back to the Future. I also wasn't a big Lord of the Rings fan. I kinda liked the first one- but the second two didn't do much for me.



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peter hates the godfather video

you guys are fucking boring.

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The Soup: Unlikely Voice of Reason.

This made me very happy. I think this is how Butz would be as an anchor man.

It's all funny, but the part I am referring to starts at the 1:30 mark.

This reminded me of my office's conference calls.

Important Things with Demetri Martin
Lines - Conference Call
www.comedycentral.com
Funny Jokes It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Ugly Americans

Radio Voice

Fuck Tosh, I hate that guy. Williams was right

Ever feel like this?

I can empathize with this guy.

can anyone tell me where "square one" is located?

This tunnel is about 50 feet long. You have to walk through to get in your section.

Remember when TCU won the Rose Bowl?

Yes. You do.

Now post some pics/stories from the game.

I couldn't look at Joe De La Garza naked anymore.

NYE FORT WORTH DEC31, 2010

Come over to my house at 5pm for NYE.

Bring what you'd like to grill.

I'm going to purchase some good brew. Let me know if you'd like in. If you're of the specific brain bring what you'd like to drink.

We're doing a white elephant gift exchange. spend $15 - 20 on something ridiculous and bring it. I was the winner of the last gift exchange. I brought a mouse. It bit one of the guests. It made everyone extremely happy. I'm convinced this gift cannot be beaten, prove me wrong.

I have visions of a wonderful evening. Friendship with a thick fog of reminiscence sprinkled with a touch of tomfoolery.

Guests so far:

Cholo Bob Woodward aka Martin Luther King aka Adam Williams & el lapiz

Shy Guy Adam Faust & lady friend

Uber Liberal M. Rambo Chambers & lady friend

Myself & wife

Shadies:

Marc

Clint

Brian

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Next Topic, focus people.

Assuming we're all friends the next day, where are we gathering for the Rose Bowl? I'm open to anything that is sound.

Did everyone get a chance to watch me in the finale of The Sing Off last night? We did not win, but I gave it all I had. (Unless you enjoy a cappella signing, you may want to skip to the 2:00 minute mark or so).

The Big Game

I would love to get our IC Beat Writer, A.D. Williams, to give us his spin on the Fantasy Finals.  I know you don't follow football like you once did, but I figure you'll still have something to say about it.

IC Year in Review

2010

Looking back on the year that was, I'm trying to compile a list of things that transpired here and amongst the members of IC. Mazur had a daughter. Brown got an MBA and a new winter wardrobe. Lubahn up and left Crowley, though will be forever remembered for his fence eating dog and misspelled family mailbox. Faust got a promotion and longer hair. Bear went to Omaha and came back with great stories. Williams went to Nicaragua and came back with an amoeba. Miller closed in on a degree and jumped off a CR waterfall. Weiss honed in on a professorship and (I think) got himself a novia. Lee Portillo returned to blog (sort of), made some ludicrous claims to running a 48-second 400 meters, and continued to distort water membranes. Matt Chambers continued to drive the biggest truck in Texas, ate only apples for several days, and taught his son how to flip people off.

Did I forget anyone?

Oh yes, that's right. The unprecedented Man of the Year (in my vote), and Event of the Year, was the the return of Nick Butz. The blog was sputtering a little and, like a snark-charged defibrillator high on Mountain Dew and Caribbean travel, Nick Butz reincarnated the IC for a banner year 2010, eclipsing former post totals by the dozens.

Honorable mention for event of the Year goes to Bear's Jewel Post, which resulted in comments that surpassed the century mark.

Any other additions? Chime in...

This song makes my teets hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KCg_QEHtkY

21-3

"Damn You Auto Correct"

Thought we could use a new post.

From our friends at the Onion:

Report: TCU Can Only Enter Big East If They Bring Girls

FORT WORTH, TX—Texas Christian University has been invited to join the Big East athletic conference, an opportunity that would grant them higher visibility and prestige, as long as they "bring some of those hot Texas girls along," Commissioner John Marinatto said Monday. "We are happy to welcome the Horned Frogs to the Big East, as they represent a fine sporting tradition, and also we could really use some new girls around here," Marinatto told the assembled reporters at a press conference. "Boston College had those cute little Catholic girls, but they left when the Eagles went to the ACC, and we could really use some nice Texas-cowgirl trim. Frankly, West Virginia doesn't give it up as much as you'd think, even though they'll do just about anything once you get them liquored up." TCU athletic director Chris Del Conte said he was happy to hook the Big East up, explaining that the conference's automatic BCS bowl bid was more than compensation for Syracuse girls being "totally flat."

Happy Monday for all you Nic Cage fans out there...

New Years Texas?

Anybody going to be around for NYE 2011 in Fort Worth?

Get there. I made reservations at the Oui for 10:41pm.

i had a thought. if i should have the fortune to seed a male i will name him jack parkman miller.

not really, just saw a clip from major league deux... parkman shimmy.

how's aids' awareness time treating everyone?

Thoughts?

For Mazur and his timeless cartoon sketches:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J33HdkLjw6Q

I LOVE THIS.



Mike Ditka said Johnson should be "applauded" for beating down a "cheap shot" artist on Mike and Mike show Monday morning. "Where does it say if a snake bites you, you can't step on a snake?" asked Ditka.

Peep this:

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/11/22/the-30-most-amazingly-terrible-vhs-boxes-of-all-time/

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how 'bout europe for nye?

This video came on while I was at a club in Scottsdale for a bachelor party a couple of weeks ago. It made me want to get extreme. The cameo is a nice bonus as well.

NOTE: This club had a half firetruck inside where the DJ played the music. Just FYI.



The follow up was this video.



I thought I was losing my fucking mind.

After this, a man with no upper teeth in the top right quadrant of his mouth asked me to pick out someone for him to fight for me. The conversation went like this (while in line for the urinal):

Toothless Man: Holy shit, how tall are you?
Me: (silence; attempting to ignore; already concerned about the direction of the conversation)
Toothless Man: Seriously, dude?!?!? How tall?
Me: 6'5 (attempting to lighten the mood with humor; he does not respond)
Toothless Man: (now yelling across a man peeing in the middle of us at the urinal wall) I am serious. Go fucking pick a guy out and I will kick his ass for you.
Me: Why?
Toothless Man: Do it! (angry at me for some reason, but wanting to fight for me)
Me: (confused) I am not going to do that.
Toothless Man: How big is your dick?
Me: (shake dick in his direction and leave bathroom)

NOTE: The last part was made up because there was not a good ending to the story.

An Easy Monday Read

I found this to be an interesting interview with Christian Bale. The best way to describe this cat and mouse interview: Imagine if Marc Miller became a famous actor and he was interviewed by Adam Williams.

Zooey + Natalie = The Perfect Movie

More Your Highness Videos

Alamo Heights newest rap duet. I had these guys in one of my classes last week. The 09' is straight gangster son(s). What what? Williams, I showed them your freestyle and they thought you were hot fire.

Finally, SNL finds a good black cast member.

Since the days of Chris Rock & Tim Meadows we have had to suffer through the horrendous Kenan Thompson being the only full-time black cast member.  Those days are over.

Please meet Jay Pharoah.

I have double trump-posted.  But, I thought this was trump-worthy.

happy friday! sorta...

Happy Veterans Day Marc.

Who's going to the game this weekend? Final game at the old Amon G Carter Stadium. Im flying solo, leaving early Saturday morning, will be tailgating by 11 AM. Lot 2 will be shut down in 2011, so this will be the final tailgate party until 2012.



Go Frogs!

WHAT THE FUCK WEISS?

You had an iPhone before there was an iPhone. You're a young techno savvy mother fucker. Do the damn thing gorilla.

Here's butzs entry in the form of dance.

What sport is this anyway?

On November 6, 2008 I posted the above picture hours before the big Thursday night match-up between the Frogs and the Utes. I referred to it as the biggest game for the Frogs in a long time because BCS Bowl stakes were on the table for the winner. Even though we outplayed Utah in every aspect of that game, we got sucker punched in the gut when Utah took their first lead of the game with 45 seconds left on the clock. Utah went on to destroy Alabama in the Sugar Bowl, finishing the season undefeated. We got the consolation prize of going to the Poinsetta Bowl and beating Boise State (which is the last game Boise lost btw).

Two years later and here we are again. November 6, 2010, but this time a National Championship birth could be on the line for either team. ESPN College GameDay is in town and locals are calling it the biggest football game ever to be played in the state of Utah. The Utes have announced that they will be doing a Black Out theme (again), however this time TCU is countering with a White Out theme of their own. It might sound silly but with a large amount of TCU alumni expected to make this trip, the White Out is definitely a great way to help Frog fans stand out in the sea of black.

Butz and I arrive in SLC with our women tomorrow. It's going to be nuts. 2:30 PM Saturday on CBS-S (which is being made available to everyone for this game only). We will be drunk. We will be on your television. This is going to be fucking crazy. I might already be drunk. I just pissed myself for the third time this week.

Fucking A....

GO FROGS!

Moving on...What should be the next contest?

Truth or Dare

Williams vs Butz

Obstacle Course

Faust vs Bear

Sledding Race

Brown vs Lubahn

Poetry
Mazur vs Miller

Spelling Bee
Lubahn vs Portillo

This is my first work of art. Buckle Up. Also maybe get high before viewing. It might enchance the experience.

I've already made a second. Bdub, would you be up for a best of 3/5/7 series? I would.

I'll post number two upon request.

- Adubble yo Pleasure, Dubble yo Guns

Esquire Gets it Right Again

Berry, Biel, Johansson, Theron, Beckinsale, and now Minka Kelly.  They always make the right choice for sexiest woman alive. I would pick up a copy if you don't already have a subscription.  They also award the sexiest women from each country. 


Articles not featuring T&A include an Esquire-appointed committee to balance the budget, questions for the Tea Party, and "Why People Love the McRib."   


In my never-that-humble opinion, Esquire has no peers.

i hate admitting it, but I think lebrons new ad is pretty good

LeBron James Nike commercial - "Rise" @ Yahoo! Video

if we cant get the rap off up, can we vote for change? who's voting? im not.