Here is an update on our advertising revenue. We only have 3 clicks (which were all me...) and we made $3. I suggest we click the shit out of our ads and start making some money.

Ask and you shall re-scoop.

Dude, be cool. Fifty Tyson can teach you how to Dougie Faust.

One of the greattest movies of all time...

Adam Williams stabs Jessica Colson, Piper & Adam Faust 

has anyone ever been in a group email, had a conversation with just one person from said grouped email, while you thought that you were still in original group email and being super witty and awesome, only to realize an hour or more later that you were having an awkward exchange with just one person from the group? i feel like this is potentially a common occurrence.

i did this with butz last night in reference to minnesota summer funtime.

i'll start post with last exchange that the group saw:

butz- I was hoping to camp with Miller, so he could be my campin' companion and take care of my "needs".

(and here's where i fuct it up, and start brainfart-realization-timer)

me- last thing im gonna do is wipe a ewok's ass.

butz- I can wipe my ass. I just need help with other tasks.

me- what other tasks? i dont know how to make you feel safe outside.

butz- Its not that I don't feel safe. I just need someone to cook for me. And feed me. With their toes. I thought that could be you?

me- if i go to minnesota for sum summer time fun, i will certainly feed you from my toes. and, i hope you like raw fish same as me. ain't no french fried taters where lubedbond is goin' ... if you havent watched deliverance, now is the time.

somebody should bring a blowgun, and yall should kill and eat varmin 'n smores. or karp. who likes koi?

me- and i just realized we're off the email string. brain dead.

butz- Yep. Just me and you talkin weird stuff. Makes it more weird

(kevin responded by now, and put email string back on track)

me- we gotta put the conversation out to the rest of em so we dont feel so queer.

--end conversation

only took me an one and one half hours to realize it was just me and butz frolicking through fields of email man love.

i love man. i know, i know, lame.

lovely levity.

I can turn people asian with my legs and my legs only.

NYE Weekend

prequel

From

Link to album at bottom. multiple fotos to blog takes toooo long. this was a good weekend.

NYE 2011 & TCU Rose Bowl

This video has a purpose.  What movie does every one rave about that you simply do not get, like, or see what all the hubbub is about?  I don't mean Citizen Kane or Casablanca.

For instance (and please don't be mad at me Kevin), I never really got into Back to the Future. I also wasn't a big Lord of the Rings fan. I kinda liked the first one- but the second two didn't do much for me.



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peter hates the godfather video

you guys are fucking boring.

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The Soup: Unlikely Voice of Reason.

This made me very happy. I think this is how Butz would be as an anchor man.

It's all funny, but the part I am referring to starts at the 1:30 mark.

This reminded me of my office's conference calls.

Important Things with Demetri Martin
Lines - Conference Call
www.comedycentral.com
Funny Jokes It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Ugly Americans

Radio Voice

Fuck Tosh, I hate that guy. Williams was right

Ever feel like this?

I can empathize with this guy.

can anyone tell me where "square one" is located?

This tunnel is about 50 feet long. You have to walk through to get in your section.

Remember when TCU won the Rose Bowl?

Yes. You do.

Now post some pics/stories from the game.

I couldn't look at Joe De La Garza naked anymore.