Monday, March 21, 2011
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Sunday, March 13, 2011
This is my second 30-year old post, yes I know. Maybe pyschologically I am expecting some seismic mental shift where my youth evaporates and I lose all interest in things like bad drunken hip-hop dancing (see NYEve) or smoking schwag on a Saturday night at the beach. Probably not.
Anyhow, I recently thought about where I was for each birthday during my 20th decade. They are as follows:
20th: Acapulco, Mexico, spring break Soph. year. Got drunk and obnoxious. Matt Lopez pushed me into a wall. Made out with a Chi-O at a ridiculous spring break club.
21st: Day after spring break, living in West Lowden. Brown, Mazur, Portillo and I think Lund went with me to The Library. I got drunk. Then high. Then passed out and didn't go to classes the next day.
22nd: Had two tests that I "stressed" about (probably pretty important material). Hot SMU girlfriend brought me Chick-Fil-A from Dallas. Studied that night for test the next day, which was also most likely very important material.
23rd: Portillo, Faust and I celebrated in Weiss's and Bear's house on Lubbock while they were out of town for college spring break. Portillo broke in. We drank, got high, played foosball and went to the Oui.
24th: While everyone was at Lubahn's bachelor party, I was at my cousin's wedding at DisneyWorld. Cousin arrived to wedding in Cinderella carriage and the Mickey Mouse song played at reception. Great times.
25th: Living in Memphis, came home to Dallas and went to a party with TCU soccer friends. I scolded them most of the night about not caring enough about poor people (I was sooo enlightened). Met up with Faust. Went to party. Ended up on Faust's couch with mammoth boobed girl. PG-13 events ensued.
26th: Chicago. Woke up to find car window had been smashed, running shoes gone. Taught some orphans had to dominate life just like I was. Came home to meal cooked by Melissa Fink.
27th: Hated my roommates. Detested them. However, on 27th birthday, went with one of them to check out local bars we'd never been to. I picked a spot where there was one guy on the bar passed out. We left. He took me to an unknown place that turned out to be an amazing Brazilian bar with 61 hot latinas and samba music. French kissed a latina who also had a March 18th birthday. Only day I ever liked my roommate.
28th: Wasn't drinking for Lent (after Faust's wedding). Ate Peruvian dinner with friends from work and went home early. Not drinking is lame.
29th: Brown came to visit Costa Rica. Took bus to coast, rented bikes, drank all day by the beach and hung out with two Danish girls at a bar with live Calypso music. Girls came back to our hostel to smoke ganja except all I had were pencil shavings. They went home disappointed, Brown laughed at me while I passed out.
30th:?? Who knows. Trying not to tell anyone so all my non-friends here will leave me alone. Might go roller skating with girlfriend.
Most common Birthday denominator: Drinking
2nd Most: Friends on this blog
I can only hope that trend continues.
* Last thought. Recently read the following in Esquire's "What I've Learned" interview with Aaron Sorkin, who wrote A Few Good Men and the Social Network (I believe I bashed him about a month ago).
"There are signposts along the way of getting older. The first is when the Playmate of the Year is younger than you are. Suddenly, you're starting to feel dirty because you are 23 and she's 19 and you really shouldn't be looking at that picture."
"The next thing that happens is professional athletes are younger than you are."
"Then Coaches and Managers are younger than you are."
"And finally, the last one that happens: You're the same age as the President of the US."
Good luck this decade friends.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Monday, March 07, 2011
2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee
Saturday, March 05, 2011

Which is gayer?
Friday, March 04, 2011
It's still on. On TV. This show dates god. Who watches it and why do they watch it? Also, Vanna White has not aged in the 3,000 yrs it's been running. Explain this to me. How? How, Vanna? Are you a fucking T1000? Did you and Indiana Jones find the holy grail, Vanna? If Vanna White and Charlie Sheen had a kid it would absolutely rule the world. There's no way you could take it out, the thing would have 100 lives. It would run on coke, eat glass and out crazy a somali pirate.
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
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Friday, February 25, 2011
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Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
ive lately thought less of fiction, as there's enough that seems not real in real life. but i will trump your nonsense with links!!! all i have time for lately is the incessant linking of drivel to people... in my spare time that is.
for the iphone, if you have one that is... wait for it... ohhh... oh god, fuuuuucccccccccckkkkkk yes:
http://tap.dj/
and shitty link two in tow... anybody know colleen prietz? fuellllllll tvvvvvvvvvvvvvv, ooooohhhhhhhhh, gawd... fuckkkkkk, yes! :
who pissed in your cheerios anusdub? oh wait, oh gawd, yes... i did. not really.
paz. truce. love.

Happy President's Day!
Think we can go a work-week without a post of a link or a video about racoons throwing fade patterns?
Me neither!
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011

it hadnt previously occurred to me that outside of the middle east there might be rioting too. ukraine: one silly nuclear reaction and a score of years, and even lincoln can't stop the upheaval and unheaving of breasts.
also, anderson cooper wouldve enjoyed being sexually assaulted (post below), whereas lara logan... not so much. it's sad when a hottie gets molested/raped. :( thank allah for the veiled women that saved her life though. positive onda in the direction of the logan family.
how's the clan(clint, lube, butz excluded) fairing in this oh so cali dreamin weather we been having? if we can talk about anything, anything at all, it's probably the weather, huh? team!!!
just keep rockin' in the free world!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
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Tuesday, February 01, 2011
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if you dont watch fox news and only fox news, you are wrong. cnn, fox, msnbc, and the rest of the msm are where the "magic" happens. carry on.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/01/31/suez-canal-threatened-support-military-action
http://lifehacker.com/5747213/how-to-hack-your-brain
tried a href, but no avail, must be chrome browser...
Monday, January 31, 2011
Saturday, January 29, 2011
I was at a party last night. I was talking with my wife, her friend Lynn and a guy who recently got engaged to one of their friends. They were asking him about the proposal. He said, "When I proposed her blue eyes turned almost pink. It was beautiful. It looked like a sunset." Lynn melted, Piper said "awwww," and I just stared blankly at him. I feel his behavior was unbefitting of a man.
Am I wrong?
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
(four months behind)

hard time finding butterflies, rainbows, pots of gold, and macaws, but there is some hilarity in the world, even if it is slightly dark out there... all links are brevity/levity conscientious; in other words, take next to no time out of your day, and may stir up a smile too.
looking for a pram with the mr:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3369623/It-is-quite-mad-that-Im-a-grandad.html
mormons with guns:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110126/ap_on_re_us/us_utah_state_gun
weiss, is this person familiar to you?
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local_news/article/Teacher-arrested-for-improperly-touching-student-975340.php
watch out mazur:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12281238
travel at your leisure:
http://www.papersplease.org/wp/2011/01/22/phil-mocek-found-not-guilty-by-albuquerque-jury/
cool:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/campusrivalry/post/2011/01/aircraft-carrier-north-carolina-michigan-state-roy-williams/1
not cool:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=easterbrook/110125_tuesday_morning_quarterback&sportCat=nfl
as cheery as it gets:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20017-ancient-puzzle-gets-new-lease-of-geomagical-life.html
Monday, January 24, 2011
Thursday, January 20, 2011
i did this with butz last night in reference to minnesota summer funtime.
i'll start post with last exchange that the group saw:
butz- I was hoping to camp with Miller, so he could be my campin' companion and take care of my "needs".
(and here's where i fuct it up, and start brainfart-realization-timer)
me- last thing im gonna do is wipe a ewok's ass.
butz- I can wipe my ass. I just need help with other tasks.
me- what other tasks? i dont know how to make you feel safe outside.
butz- Its not that I don't feel safe. I just need someone to cook for me. And feed me. With their toes. I thought that could be you?
me- if i go to minnesota for sum summer time fun, i will certainly feed you from my toes. and, i hope you like raw fish same as me. ain't no french fried taters where lubedbond is goin' ... if you havent watched deliverance, now is the time.
somebody should bring a blowgun, and yall should kill and eat varmin 'n smores. or karp. who likes koi?
me- and i just realized we're off the email string. brain dead.
butz- Yep. Just me and you talkin weird stuff. Makes it more weird
(kevin responded by now, and put email string back on track)
me- we gotta put the conversation out to the rest of em so we dont feel so queer.
--end conversation
only took me an one and one half hours to realize it was just me and butz frolicking through fields of email man love.
i love man. i know, i know, lame.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Saturday, January 15, 2011
For instance (and please don't be mad at me Kevin), I never really got into Back to the Future. I also wasn't a big Lord of the Rings fan. I kinda liked the first one- but the second two didn't do much for me.
Now Playing:
peter hates the godfather video
Thursday, January 13, 2011
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