solid. do me a solid.

remain calm, honey dagger is here.

Watch "Home (Whole-Z Remix) - Edward Sharpe" on YouTube

urinal three. if the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

if i hadn't pissed it all away,
if i'd been given one more word to say,
i wouldn't ask for what i want,
i wouldn't boast or brag or flaunt,
i'd give you that which you deserve, i'd apologize though it'd never be heard,
it'd be just another word,
terse and callous,
lost in your poison chalice...

more. haha. mo. i love you so.

Watch "Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello (Official Music Video) [HD]" on YouTube

more nothing.

Watch "Steve Angello & Laidback Luke feat. Robin S - Show Me Love (Official video)" on YouTube

disavow.

y'all better become ril familiar with this word... and im not here, im just am illusion, just a lost conclusion. keep it ril, or ima kill your mom.

fuck it. im laughing my ass off. ish.

Watch "LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It Music Video (KSic)" on YouTube

hiding

Watch "Avicii - Levels (Clockwork Remix)" on YouTube

hide that pic from earlier.

Watch "Avicii vs. Empire of the sun - Walking on a Level (Jashadi Ade Bootleg Edit)" on YouTube

old skool fool soul newl.

Watch "Doodge & Viper Feat. Tag Team - Whoomp! (There It Is)" on YouTube

it's not a urinal, but where's waldo?

ncaa tourney

did lehigh beat duke?

yes.

Random thoughts from a recent visit to Mexico

• Mexicans can weave anything into a bracelet in 4 minutes

• Who the fuck buys a hammock from a beach vendor…….just what I was looking for…a FUCKING backyard hammock

• You will run into Canadians and they will use the word “ay” at least 9 different ways, pay attention

• Tequila bars are open at most hotels 24 hours/day which led to my immediate thought of Mazur crowning himself king of the tequila stand shouting profanities at every passerbyer

• The drinks are free the entire time at an all-inclusive, they will not run out, slow down or you do black out before supper

• Paloma – A beautifully refreshing tequila drink that is very addictive

• Being at a place where you are in a bathing suit 10 hours/day you realize a few things:
1 -Legitimate fat people just don’t give a fuck about being fat
2 -How can old women not feel that breeze between that 3 inch gap in the bottom of there suit
3 -Big boobs are a gift, a well worn thong is magical

• When vacationing taking local transportation is the only way to go

• DO NOT under any circumstances accept free tequila from the old woman under the bridge

• Ray Mysterio masks can be purchased in 13 sizes and 56 different colors

• Silent farts are still stinky even on a beautiful beach

• For an extra $20 you can play with baby tigers……um YES PLEASE
*Just sign on this line, don’t worry about what the 3 previous pages of documentation, in Spanish. I’m sure you are in good hands and that this activity is insured

• Why does this handcrafted wooden bowl that I just demanded you to throw in with my children’s “vacation gift” not have a filter hole….WTF man!

some other urinal. if nobody posts, its me from urinals all year.

dance moves. grooves. boobs.

Watch "Cut Copy - Hearts on fire (Calvin Harris Remix)" on YouTube

fcuk drake. john legend got game. more musica. pura vida.

True Bloody story?

Miller, if there is any merit to your True Blue Blood sucking, details are required.

takin' a piss at the belmont on karaoke night. chick from trueblood tried to sex me. i said yes. fairytales do happen. m'f'n zombies are real.

ive probably posted it before, but im in west hollywood litrally with a brit who has a girl's daddy's lambo. carpe the diem, no, they didnt see him.

Watch "Yelawolf - Daddy's Lambo" on YouTube

Watch "the Magnetic Fields- All my Little Words" on YouTube

balls sacks.

This is my Friday night. After a 60+ hour work week, a Friday night weekend stayover in Springfield, MO, this is what happens. A few Makers Mark on the rocks at the Doubletree lobby Houlihans and some dinner, then I walk out with a bottle of wine, courtesy of my expense account. I now lay in bed drinking wine out of a paper Wolfgang Puck coffee cup. This, my friends, is what I do.

As a side note, there is a teenage girls sports team (I am guessing volleyball?) roaming/running/yelling up and down the halls of the executive level hotel top floor. I do not know why they are allowed up here or who they could be with, but they will soon get a middle aged, shirtless, tiny man yelling at them from a doorway to shut the fuck up.

Good Ad. Good Product.

www.dollarshaveclub.com

happy monday from sunny california.

Any random 90s jams that still work for you?
This one does it for me

Oooooh!

like or not. im due for some criticism and short on the witticism.

am i indigent
or when does print
wash away like cement
once princely time returned poetry
to history
as iliad and odyssey
i turned earnest faces
with my crackerjack popgun
covet beard and shotgun
seemed funny i caught his fish
and not his fist or two measly sense
temper one's tantrum
but so did he dense
as theory big bing bang
we query trekie recce
sega genesis sagan
hawking prophecy
pictured dorian aubrey
de gray and
if telomere raise
will we save human race
old earth will maintain
inspector deck gadgets
gizmos cartoon rascal rabbit
wu-tang bee tibetan inhabit
collectively karmic focus
choked hold stood fast saluted flag meritorious mast shot
himself bourbon isms
pharmagarchy pawns pilled pumped
the no nose brain bump
peruvian caine hump
third world warred
hurled by margins
formaldehyde preserve profits
cadavers smelt awfully parallel to facin facts
parables portend mycean media spin
disable the pen its dark aged again
wars make make monks men
apes monkied in made music win
big nixon grin peaces of tin men
in spite of self
sans sin
sam's sapiens
spin
sultry stories
again and again
locked cocked woodstocked
unstopped by viet then
flintlock
minie ball
civil as krakatoa
clack billionth rusky stock
ak-47
when
the bells did toll
his pen would tell
that suns rise tomorrow
or in a mile while
they act citizen cope
boast audacious hope
relatively distant
pope came to cuba
brought shotgun bazooka
gum disguised
causes health faired
guerila guevara medicines flaunted
brutality battlin raged machines
let fear kill minds
load magazines
sudden shots
snap crackle kellog
krafts commodity chlorinely clean
hydro oxy gene
from alps bpa bottled
tragically long term study retrospective absentee
we got technology but dumb math psychology
electric circuitry massive capacitance
attacked maxwell's planck
inductive retroact electromagna cum laude
nestle cleaned shout clothes clean
tom gonna bring
shoes to kids feet
who'd hardened already
tax ready african safari
sharp soccer shot heavy
why leave the serengetti
monopolized beached balanced
and happy
slash burned the adobe
cropped police
greeks gassed by unions
clauses from swiss bankin
berner mit teufflehunden
roman mastiff turned rotty
snoop did doggy doggy
legions twenty year tallies
spanish hannibal rallies
osh kosh sausage harley
from third day advent
creasy's fix
turin's cloth
jesus walks
flip flops
and third reich
did kristallnacht
but paul pope's gray lock's
sure shots beastie boy
turned talion ghetto jews
were too few
warrior trippin round fascists
did i put down the crap lid
ashious masses
but now makes catholics cast eyes
guised by colored smoke great white hope
ashes to ashes that prophetic crassless
but back to the lecture at hands
washed clean like ponchatrain or pontius pylats
had no choice
feared not
phalanxed
hemlocked
dawkins designs allegory
crucifixion gory
but stick to sam
some muslim noise
some write choose to choice
wicked choices repeat
no consequences
learned andy rooney
angry rumpled croonies
tried to keep ferris from
hoolie sick skippin skools
eighties trips
windy city dino ferrari
but back to the future curves
veiled conscious herds
mooed occupy
their pasture we're hardly in the clear yosemit
eeeeeee
sam silenced semite then datelined him
spawned pacific colony
geopolitic disastrous nanking tragic
rape outcome disastrous
old philosophical pharisees
old hypocrite heresies
burned at stakes
vivid imagery
turn back the tick clock
or tune into some 'stein
quantum spin
amalgam chomsky delight
words ala chagrin
god equals love
why keep it in
do some atticus finches
instead of crombie n bitches
no room for a coward
harbor the meek
hormuz to sleep
divserisfy genes dont inbreed
mengele boys flew brazilian choice
melt color like crayon
forge souls into zion.

-stay raw, stay real.

Does anyone watch this show?

I found it about a month ago as they replay the last season before starting this year. I love it.

Define "Photobomb"...

Cheese Balls! Who's with me?

LinkedIn Update - Matthew Stadler is now Senior Vice President

How can this be?  And what does it mean for our future?

We should invite Jeremy Lin to be a guest blogger

Harvard-educated Chinese-'Merican has the Knickerbockers in better shape than CarmarshMelo and aMare. Dropped 38 on Kobe and friends and saved D'Antoni's job. Stern scripted this...

9-1 @ Oklahoma St.
9-8 Grambling
9-15 open
9-22 Virginia
9-29 @ SMU
10-6 Texas Tech
10-13 @ Baylor
10-20 Iowa St.
10-27 @ W Virginia
11-3 Oklahoma
11-10 Kansas St.
11-17 open
11-22 @ Texas (Thanksgiving)
11-29 @ Kansas

Excitement Level? Thoughts? Win/Loss Predictions?

Watch "Electric Guest - This Head I Hold" on YouTube

Watch "Django Django - Firewater" on YouTube

Why you should come to Costa Rica, part 7

Some of these bands are awesome, some are terrible (LMFAO is the worst band in the world it appears) but, for all of these bands to be coming to Costa Rica on March 24-25 is pretty insane. It's Central American lollapalooza baby, and I can get us free tickets. (Or a 4-bananas off discount)

Also, went paragliding last weekend. Jumped off mountain, flying over volcano, weeeheee, lunch, ride home, $60.

Last - Lucas, Reed, Belanger and company came down to CR for McGovern's wedding last month. Rented a mansion with an infinity pool that came with cleaning lady, food provided, and view of the ocean for $500/night. Ten people stayed there, so $50/night. Found flights for like $275.

Been here 2.5 years and will be here at least one more. Butz, Brown and Miller are intelligent friends. For the rest of you to pass up the opportunity to come visit is just fucking dumb. You live in 'Merica. You can afford this.

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THE 2011 POST OF THE YEAR

WINNER

Would you be my friend if I started wearing these? -Mazur

2nd Place (Tie)


"Faust is Tucked" by Bear

and

Is This Acceptable Behavior? by Faust

I was at a party last night. I was talking with my wife, her friend Lynn and a guy who recently got engaged to one of their friends. They were asking him about the proposal.  He said, "When I proposed her blue eyes turned almost pink. It was beautiful. It looked like a sunset." Lynn melted, Piper said "awwww," and I just stared blankly at him. I feel his behavior was unbefitting of a man.

Am I wrong?

  

Interview with a Cardigan

And, yes, Ned Hibbard is smarter, classier and a better reporter than Adam Williams.

The 2011 Post of the Year

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Just a normal Friday night for the Dalrymple's and Faust's.....


...And Charles Coleman

hate to cast aspersions, burn in effigy, or blast unholy...



these are facts. one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

Worth a minute of your time.

Tuesday sucks, this does not

Does anyone disagree that Miller should begin working on his acting career, just so he can land the lead role in the lifetime made for TV movie about Joran Van der Sloot?



The resemblance is shocking.

women...

like tebow, what do we do about them?

just a regular guy..

just your average fella

media spin puts peace officers in path of perjury, er uh, harm's way.

cant remember if sighed in disbelief chuckle laughter, or some sorta gag reflex.. but

this time last year..

Happy New Year!

Top moments from 2011:

There are whispers on the street that Williams and Miller get to town on Thursday. I'm leaving town on Friday so I thought I would volunteer Bear's house for a little get together Thursday night (Faust & Chamber's houses work too).....Thoughts?

What do we do with this guy?

It's Friday, Friday.

Goodbye, sweet Prince

i'd never given musicals more than flashing homo-erotic thought, and then i fell in love with one as i concurrently fell in love with someone... im sure most of you have heard of swell season, or once, swell's musical adaptation of a theme all too relevant, all too prevalent. but if youve not had the pleasure of once, it ranks as one of the best ways you could spend an evening with the one you love. i need reminders like this one to drown me in humility and compassion, to remind me of what's important. glen hansard sings from the depths of his soul, or his diaphragm at least, without pretense, revealing more than truth. i was and am still am in awe at the night once hushed internal howling long enough that i would hear purity flow through passion, gracing and soaking my twisted notions in simple prosaic strophe and stanza intended to soften loveless hearts. pain rivaling torture a la internment camp, that of masochists, passes preciously and purposefully away in this portrait of love lost... of love realized. love is real, but it is squandered sharply if suffocated by its' nemeses... tonight i pray for sweet rapture, that which would undo strife, rein in temerity and hush creeping tempest, returning me to a time when i knew no better than to love like a child. swell season's revelations abound... the following reveals how to let go like a man, as little as i am one. rambling...

HEY ADUB, YOUR BLOG IS DEAD! GUESS WHY....



ITS PLAYOFF TIME IN IC FOOTBALL V, AND WE ARE ALL TALKIN SMACK HAVIN A GOOD OLE TIME! IC BLOG WHAT?! FANTASY FOOTBALL POST BOARD IS WHERE IT'S AT! TOO BAD YOU & CLINT ARE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!

Welcome to the Woodlands

Stand Up People

Because sitting IS the new smoking...




Happy Thanksgiving

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We Are the One Per Centby John Kenney
November 28, 2011

Average wealth of the top 1 percent was almost $14 million in 2009, according to a 2011 report from the Economic Policy Institute.

—Washingtonpost.com.

“Shit is fucked up and bullshit.”

—Sign seen at the Occupy Wall Street protest in lower Manhattan.

We, too, have mobilized.

We come from near and far, by any means necessary, some on private jets, others on extremely large private jets.

But you will not find us sleeping in a park and waiting in line at a Burger King to urinate. Have you heard of Mustique? Because that’s where we have mobilized. Don’t bother trying to Google Earth us, though, because we have proprietary military software that prevents you from doing so.

Our numbers may be smaller than those demonstrating in New York and other cities, but we are still a movement, coalesced around a cause, sleeping two and sometimes three people to a villa.

Perhaps you are wondering what our cause is. Perhaps you’re wondering why we, the richest people on the planet, have come together. Perhaps you’re curious whether what we’re undertaking couldn’t technically be called a vacation. These are all good questions.

We’re angry. We’re angry at something we’re calling “imagined frustration.” By this we mean that, except for Congress, the White House, banks, major lobbyists, and the editorial boards of Fox News and the Wall Street Journal, no one is listening to us. And we’re tired of it.

You claim to know something about us. You think we are rich beyond comprehension, that we can do anything we please at any time, go anywhere we want at a moment’s notice, wander the earth in a state of constant bliss, enjoying abundant and fabulous sex. Perhaps you do know us.

There are those in the more liberal press who have questioned whether the wealthiest one per cent truly understand how difficult life is for so many Americans right now, and to that we would say— Oh, look, someone just brought in lobster and a Bollinger Grande Année.

Except for money and the almost unnatural flawlessness of my skin, we are no different, you and I. I don’t know who you are or what you look like or how much money you have in the bank. Nor does it matter. Because we’re just men. Unless you are a woman. Or a child. Or a pony. But ponies don’t read magazines, do they? Unless they’re precocious ponies, like Mister Ed. And he wasn’t real. But I think you get my point. And that is: we are the same, except for the coarseness of the skin on your elbows. Do you know that feeling, upon waking at 4 A.M., heart racing, your mind looking twenty, thirty years down the road, wondering how you are going to make ends meet? Worrying about what would happen if you lost your job, asking yourself how you’re going to pay for your kids’ college or retire? Well, I don’t. But I read a story about it once and remember thinking, I’m so glad that’s not me.


from the issuecartoon banke-mail this.What do we want?

Here is our manifesto, still very much a work in progress, as it’s cocktail hour and several of our protesters are out at the pool:

—All wealth should be shared equally among the wealthy.

—Eradicate poverty. (Note: Maybe a clearer way to say this would be “Eradicate the poor.” Need to discuss.)

—End business as usual. (Note: Several members like the sound of this, but they don’t know what it means. A suggestion has been made to add the word “hours” after “business.”)

—Implement a rule whereby the public cannot look at us and must keep a distance of at least twenty feet at all times.

Yes, I have more things—more homes and cars and planes and art and underground passages and satellites and private militias and a person whose only job is to grow hair that is genetically identical to my own. But when you take off your pants and I take off my pants and we stand facing each other as naked as the day we were born, except for socks, all I would ask is that you feel my skin and tell me it’s not the softest skin you’ve ever felt on a man. And also realize that we are the same, except for the fact that I have four submarines.

Shit is fucked up and bullshit.

We agree.

Except that we would substitute “money” for “shit,” “awesome” for “fucked up,” and “squash courts” for “bullshit,” and add the words “cannot be used for more than ninety minutes. Please respect club rules. Thank you.” ♦



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Reunited

Home a month from today.

Let's throw a Christmas party. Christmas sweaters, eggnog, white elephant, the works.

Friday, Dec. 23rd.

Let's rock.

(please)

(I need this)

For those of you who remember (not me).

http://southwestconference.bigcartel.com/

This is a cool site a friend of a friend of mine started.  Don't worry, Clint, it comes in burnt orange as well.

change the background or i'll post more cum nose pictures of you. you fit in well as the other member of this family.

God Bless Texas - This is an informative video about Texas and how awesome we are (or some of your were). Time to move back, dont miss the boat while we become billionaires.

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