World's Worst Airline Award

Told myself I'd never fly Spirit Airlines again, though they had cheap and quick connecting flights from CR to Chicago. Worst airline in world. One flight canceled, no apologies/refunds. Everyone that works there is dumb, rude. Worst business model I've ever seen. I want nothing more than for this airline to bankrupt. Please warn others.

Here are recent ads from Spirit Airlines. First one ran after BP oil spill in Gulf.

Where's Waldo?

Beer of The Month

I discovered this beer in Alaska over the Summer and have been jonsing for it ever since departing The Last Frontier. It has now become avail to the Lonestar State this month and I suggest you have a swallow or two.

Cheers!

Interior Crocidile Alligator

This made my day

102.7 KTFM

I stumbled upon this " Bueat" looking for the Spurs' "Y'all Ready For This!" early 90's KTFM jam that they play at every game. She's a real bueat. Enjoi!

Kid Weiss - SA Style

Sorry, Brent.

IC members are a great influence on society


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New Contest Entrant

Though this pic is of only one IC member, I think it shows what true friends do to one another when they snooze publicly.

The IC "Best Picture" Contest

Can you beat this?

yay blog. wahoo. life. sweet tits. from family guy to silver screen. keep it ril. -teddy ruxpin

Mazur, you ok?

evoke me

Watch "Bear In Heaven - You Do You (Live on KEXP)" on YouTube

explanation?

http://freepussyriot.org/

bamf.

Is this guy delusional? Im just happy I don't have to listen to him on ESPN anymore...



Weird.

And yes, I floss every night.

The Post that Never Was

 

Disembodied when the One Ring was cut from his hand at the Battle of the Last Alliance in the Second Age, the Dark Lord Sauron became a shadowy echo of his former self. Formless and terrifying

I think Mazur will be happy with this selection.

Ancient beyond reckoning, Treebeard is wise and slow to act.

He's a tree.  We made Williams a tree.

 Gimli is a mighty warrior, quick to draw his broad axes in battle. Not given to subtlety, he wears his passions plainly for all to see. Yet for all his impulsiveness, Gimli is loyal and noble in spirit.

Sounds a little self-centered, right?  He's still a fucking dwarf.

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A Prince of the Elven Kingdom of Mirkwood, Legolas joined the Fellowship of the Ring as a representative of his people. Legolas possesses the keen eyesight and sharp ears characteristic of his race 

Chambers does not deserves this cool a character.

A descendant of the lost line of the ancient kings of Men, Aragorn is fated to one day claim the empty throne of Gondor. Aragorn is a mighty warrior, wielding his blade with great adeptnes.

He is a good guy, deal with it Marc

Gandalf is the leader of the Fellowship of the Ring and the army of the West.

He's also crazy tall.

During his centuries under the Ring's influence, Gollum came to love and hate the Ring, just as he loved and hated himself. Throughout the story, Gollum is seen communing with his ego, torn between his lust for the Ring and his desire to be free of it.

Frodo’s uncle, who possesses the ring at the beginning of the trilogy. Bilbo is a playful old hobbit, but he is restless and covetous of his ring. His unsettled feelings suggest how great a burden it is to carry the ring and foreshadow the great travails that await Frodo.

One of the most significant events in Tolkien's stories was the meeting of Bilbo and Gollum.

The heir to the steward of Gondor. More than any other member of the fellowship of the ring, Boromir is the victim of desire for the ring. He attacks Frodo to try to take it from him. Later, Boromir attempts to make up for this slip by fighting the oncoming army of Uruk-hai. He is killed in battle, but his bravery allows the other members of the fellowship to survive.

Frodo’s best friend and constant companion. If Frodo’s burden is to carry the ring, Sam’s is to carry Frodo, which he literally does as the two finally struggle up Mount Doom. Sam is Frodo’s loyal friend, as committed as Frodo is to returning the ring and keeping the Shire safe. Considering his proximity to the ring, Sam is remarkably immune to its call. Sam himself carries the ring for a short time, and, if necessary, could probably have completed the mission on his own. When the four hobbits return to the Shire at the end, Sam emerges from Frodo’s shadow. He approaches the woman he’s been dreaming about, and soon they are married. Within little time he is a father of two, with a nice house and garden.

The ring-bearer and protagonist of the trilogy. A young hobbit, Frodo is chosen by the wizard Gandalf to return the ring to Mordor. The ring offers terrible temptation to anyone who comes near it, and though Frodo on occasion succumbs to its power, he generally shows remarkable strength before its siren call. However, when it comes time to drop the ring into Mount Doom, he is unable to simply let the ring go. In this way, he resembles his uncle Bilbo, a former owner of the ring who is forever restless. The ring has a great effect on Frodo, changing him from an ordinary hobbit of exceptional qualities into someone extraordinary. 

Lubahn and I worked on this post years ago. We never finished it b/c Lubahn questioned my photoshop skills/effort and so I quit.  This is 1 of the 11 limited editions poster I will be releasing.

more blissy.

blissy.

lubahn on the way home from work one day...

The Frantics-Her First Period - watch more funny videos

your highness

www.imdb.com/title/tt1240982/

kate upton is stunning. obvious. there's so much going on in this photo. i had to post it. a gorgeous woman is heavenly. and if she's mute minus screams in the throes all the better :)

movie quote of the day:

my mom was right, nice guys do eat pussy the best.

i found and lost love and some lessons were learned,
and in losing that love a wretched solace does turn.

i'd known it would happen, that i'd tear it apart,
it was told early on i'd have to break my own heart.

as fate crossed our paths, whirled desires and wrath,
an inevitable math foretold a love would not last.

too many times did i howl and seek drink, scorn weak as a fink.
too many times did i sink, let leak my wretched freak,
to your willing caress, my witless tongue's cursed test,
you gave me your best but still i'd protest.

all that was right mattered not in my eyes as apishly
i trampled your poor heart down to size,
a size small as mine.

try as i might i often lost sight of how lucky i was
to just be by your side.

i'd let minds' disconnection preclude disaffection,
make angry my head, for surely we'd attach, what never was dead.

i wish i'd the intuition to listen and glisten,
instead i was selfish and densely did thicken.

i pushed you away when it'd been better to pray.
i preyed on your purity and left you in disarray.

and so now these limp words, none read nor heard
revealing no lessons learned, just memories and yearns,
are the solace i take, as i reflect on mistakes,
as my soul aches in this way...

im gonna go vomit now. feel free to ban me from posting.

is this happening where you are?

Watch "NYPD's Iron Fist- OWS Re-Occupation Arrests- Protester Has Seizure in Handcuffs - YouTube.flv" on YouTube

love me the whole day thru..

Watch "Sound Remedy-Old man(Neil Young)" on YouTube

solid. do me a solid.

remain calm, honey dagger is here.

Watch "Home (Whole-Z Remix) - Edward Sharpe" on YouTube

urinal three. if the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

if i hadn't pissed it all away,
if i'd been given one more word to say,
i wouldn't ask for what i want,
i wouldn't boast or brag or flaunt,
i'd give you that which you deserve, i'd apologize though it'd never be heard,
it'd be just another word,
terse and callous,
lost in your poison chalice...

more. haha. mo. i love you so.

Watch "Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello (Official Music Video) [HD]" on YouTube

more nothing.

Watch "Steve Angello & Laidback Luke feat. Robin S - Show Me Love (Official video)" on YouTube

disavow.

y'all better become ril familiar with this word... and im not here, im just am illusion, just a lost conclusion. keep it ril, or ima kill your mom.

fuck it. im laughing my ass off. ish.

Watch "LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It Music Video (KSic)" on YouTube

hiding

Watch "Avicii - Levels (Clockwork Remix)" on YouTube

hide that pic from earlier.

Watch "Avicii vs. Empire of the sun - Walking on a Level (Jashadi Ade Bootleg Edit)" on YouTube

old skool fool soul newl.

Watch "Doodge & Viper Feat. Tag Team - Whoomp! (There It Is)" on YouTube

it's not a urinal, but where's waldo?

ncaa tourney

did lehigh beat duke?

yes.

Random thoughts from a recent visit to Mexico

• Mexicans can weave anything into a bracelet in 4 minutes

• Who the fuck buys a hammock from a beach vendor…….just what I was looking for…a FUCKING backyard hammock

• You will run into Canadians and they will use the word “ay” at least 9 different ways, pay attention

• Tequila bars are open at most hotels 24 hours/day which led to my immediate thought of Mazur crowning himself king of the tequila stand shouting profanities at every passerbyer

• The drinks are free the entire time at an all-inclusive, they will not run out, slow down or you do black out before supper

• Paloma – A beautifully refreshing tequila drink that is very addictive

• Being at a place where you are in a bathing suit 10 hours/day you realize a few things:
1 -Legitimate fat people just don’t give a fuck about being fat
2 -How can old women not feel that breeze between that 3 inch gap in the bottom of there suit
3 -Big boobs are a gift, a well worn thong is magical

• When vacationing taking local transportation is the only way to go

• DO NOT under any circumstances accept free tequila from the old woman under the bridge

• Ray Mysterio masks can be purchased in 13 sizes and 56 different colors

• Silent farts are still stinky even on a beautiful beach

• For an extra $20 you can play with baby tigers……um YES PLEASE
*Just sign on this line, don’t worry about what the 3 previous pages of documentation, in Spanish. I’m sure you are in good hands and that this activity is insured

• Why does this handcrafted wooden bowl that I just demanded you to throw in with my children’s “vacation gift” not have a filter hole….WTF man!

some other urinal. if nobody posts, its me from urinals all year.

dance moves. grooves. boobs.

Watch "Cut Copy - Hearts on fire (Calvin Harris Remix)" on YouTube

fcuk drake. john legend got game. more musica. pura vida.

True Bloody story?

Miller, if there is any merit to your True Blue Blood sucking, details are required.

takin' a piss at the belmont on karaoke night. chick from trueblood tried to sex me. i said yes. fairytales do happen. m'f'n zombies are real.

ive probably posted it before, but im in west hollywood litrally with a brit who has a girl's daddy's lambo. carpe the diem, no, they didnt see him.

Watch "Yelawolf - Daddy's Lambo" on YouTube

Watch "the Magnetic Fields- All my Little Words" on YouTube

balls sacks.

This is my Friday night. After a 60+ hour work week, a Friday night weekend stayover in Springfield, MO, this is what happens. A few Makers Mark on the rocks at the Doubletree lobby Houlihans and some dinner, then I walk out with a bottle of wine, courtesy of my expense account. I now lay in bed drinking wine out of a paper Wolfgang Puck coffee cup. This, my friends, is what I do.

As a side note, there is a teenage girls sports team (I am guessing volleyball?) roaming/running/yelling up and down the halls of the executive level hotel top floor. I do not know why they are allowed up here or who they could be with, but they will soon get a middle aged, shirtless, tiny man yelling at them from a doorway to shut the fuck up.

Good Ad. Good Product.

www.dollarshaveclub.com

happy monday from sunny california.

Any random 90s jams that still work for you?
This one does it for me

Oooooh!

like or not. im due for some criticism and short on the witticism.

am i indigent
or when does print
wash away like cement
once princely time returned poetry
to history
as iliad and odyssey
i turned earnest faces
with my crackerjack popgun
covet beard and shotgun
seemed funny i caught his fish
and not his fist or two measly sense
temper one's tantrum
but so did he dense
as theory big bing bang
we query trekie recce
sega genesis sagan
hawking prophecy
pictured dorian aubrey
de gray and
if telomere raise
will we save human race
old earth will maintain
inspector deck gadgets
gizmos cartoon rascal rabbit
wu-tang bee tibetan inhabit
collectively karmic focus
choked hold stood fast saluted flag meritorious mast shot
himself bourbon isms
pharmagarchy pawns pilled pumped
the no nose brain bump
peruvian caine hump
third world warred
hurled by margins
formaldehyde preserve profits
cadavers smelt awfully parallel to facin facts
parables portend mycean media spin
disable the pen its dark aged again
wars make make monks men
apes monkied in made music win
big nixon grin peaces of tin men
in spite of self
sans sin
sam's sapiens
spin
sultry stories
again and again
locked cocked woodstocked
unstopped by viet then
flintlock
minie ball
civil as krakatoa
clack billionth rusky stock
ak-47
when
the bells did toll
his pen would tell
that suns rise tomorrow
or in a mile while
they act citizen cope
boast audacious hope
relatively distant
pope came to cuba
brought shotgun bazooka
gum disguised
causes health faired
guerila guevara medicines flaunted
brutality battlin raged machines
let fear kill minds
load magazines
sudden shots
snap crackle kellog
krafts commodity chlorinely clean
hydro oxy gene
from alps bpa bottled
tragically long term study retrospective absentee
we got technology but dumb math psychology
electric circuitry massive capacitance
attacked maxwell's planck
inductive retroact electromagna cum laude
nestle cleaned shout clothes clean
tom gonna bring
shoes to kids feet
who'd hardened already
tax ready african safari
sharp soccer shot heavy
why leave the serengetti
monopolized beached balanced
and happy
slash burned the adobe
cropped police
greeks gassed by unions
clauses from swiss bankin
berner mit teufflehunden
roman mastiff turned rotty
snoop did doggy doggy
legions twenty year tallies
spanish hannibal rallies
osh kosh sausage harley
from third day advent
creasy's fix
turin's cloth
jesus walks
flip flops
and third reich
did kristallnacht
but paul pope's gray lock's
sure shots beastie boy
turned talion ghetto jews
were too few
warrior trippin round fascists
did i put down the crap lid
ashious masses
but now makes catholics cast eyes
guised by colored smoke great white hope
ashes to ashes that prophetic crassless
but back to the lecture at hands
washed clean like ponchatrain or pontius pylats
had no choice
feared not
phalanxed
hemlocked
dawkins designs allegory
crucifixion gory
but stick to sam
some muslim noise
some write choose to choice
wicked choices repeat
no consequences
learned andy rooney
angry rumpled croonies
tried to keep ferris from
hoolie sick skippin skools
eighties trips
windy city dino ferrari
but back to the future curves
veiled conscious herds
mooed occupy
their pasture we're hardly in the clear yosemit
eeeeeee
sam silenced semite then datelined him
spawned pacific colony
geopolitic disastrous nanking tragic
rape outcome disastrous
old philosophical pharisees
old hypocrite heresies
burned at stakes
vivid imagery
turn back the tick clock
or tune into some 'stein
quantum spin
amalgam chomsky delight
words ala chagrin
god equals love
why keep it in
do some atticus finches
instead of crombie n bitches
no room for a coward
harbor the meek
hormuz to sleep
divserisfy genes dont inbreed
mengele boys flew brazilian choice
melt color like crayon
forge souls into zion.

-stay raw, stay real.

Does anyone watch this show?

I found it about a month ago as they replay the last season before starting this year. I love it.

Define "Photobomb"...

Cheese Balls! Who's with me?

LinkedIn Update - Matthew Stadler is now Senior Vice President

How can this be?  And what does it mean for our future?

We should invite Jeremy Lin to be a guest blogger

Harvard-educated Chinese-'Merican has the Knickerbockers in better shape than CarmarshMelo and aMare. Dropped 38 on Kobe and friends and saved D'Antoni's job. Stern scripted this...

9-1 @ Oklahoma St.
9-8 Grambling
9-15 open
9-22 Virginia
9-29 @ SMU
10-6 Texas Tech
10-13 @ Baylor
10-20 Iowa St.
10-27 @ W Virginia
11-3 Oklahoma
11-10 Kansas St.
11-17 open
11-22 @ Texas (Thanksgiving)
11-29 @ Kansas

Excitement Level? Thoughts? Win/Loss Predictions?

Watch "Electric Guest - This Head I Hold" on YouTube

Watch "Django Django - Firewater" on YouTube

Why you should come to Costa Rica, part 7

Some of these bands are awesome, some are terrible (LMFAO is the worst band in the world it appears) but, for all of these bands to be coming to Costa Rica on March 24-25 is pretty insane. It's Central American lollapalooza baby, and I can get us free tickets. (Or a 4-bananas off discount)

Also, went paragliding last weekend. Jumped off mountain, flying over volcano, weeeheee, lunch, ride home, $60.

Last - Lucas, Reed, Belanger and company came down to CR for McGovern's wedding last month. Rented a mansion with an infinity pool that came with cleaning lady, food provided, and view of the ocean for $500/night. Ten people stayed there, so $50/night. Found flights for like $275.

Been here 2.5 years and will be here at least one more. Butz, Brown and Miller are intelligent friends. For the rest of you to pass up the opportunity to come visit is just fucking dumb. You live in 'Merica. You can afford this.

Our awesome dogs







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THE 2011 POST OF THE YEAR

WINNER

Would you be my friend if I started wearing these? -Mazur

2nd Place (Tie)


"Faust is Tucked" by Bear

and

Is This Acceptable Behavior? by Faust

I was at a party last night. I was talking with my wife, her friend Lynn and a guy who recently got engaged to one of their friends. They were asking him about the proposal.  He said, "When I proposed her blue eyes turned almost pink. It was beautiful. It looked like a sunset." Lynn melted, Piper said "awwww," and I just stared blankly at him. I feel his behavior was unbefitting of a man.

Am I wrong?

  

Interview with a Cardigan

And, yes, Ned Hibbard is smarter, classier and a better reporter than Adam Williams.

The 2011 Post of the Year

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Just a normal Friday night for the Dalrymple's and Faust's.....


...And Charles Coleman

hate to cast aspersions, burn in effigy, or blast unholy...



these are facts. one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

Worth a minute of your time.

Tuesday sucks, this does not

Does anyone disagree that Miller should begin working on his acting career, just so he can land the lead role in the lifetime made for TV movie about Joran Van der Sloot?



The resemblance is shocking.

women...

like tebow, what do we do about them?

just a regular guy..

just your average fella

media spin puts peace officers in path of perjury, er uh, harm's way.

cant remember if sighed in disbelief chuckle laughter, or some sorta gag reflex.. but

this time last year..