Monday, April 28, 2014
Saturday, April 26, 2014
HOW TO DRINK ALL NIGHT WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK
Jim Koch knows beer. He also knows a beer trick that may change your life.
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/how-not-to-get-drunk?src=nl#comments
Anybody try this? I found it intriguing.
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/how-not-to-get-drunk?src=nl#comments
Anybody try this? I found it intriguing.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Monday, April 14, 2014
Sunday, April 13, 2014
Thursday, April 03, 2014
Well fellas, looks like I will be able to lead the life of a normal human being...Quit my job this week. Headed to a company called Rosetta Resources to work on their mergers and acquisitions team. Job starts May 1st and will be doing some traveling in the meantime but if anyone is keen to do stuff (cow tipping, throw stuff off a bridge, talk about how skinny we used to be, drink fortuitously, etc.), let me know. I'm also interested in trying out this thing the kids call "happy hours."
Wednesday, April 02, 2014
Saturday, March 29, 2014
OOOOH PAHHHRTY 2NIIIITE!!
This posted by one of kids I used to teach in Memphis (homeboy on the right). If we were all to attend this crazy fk'in party, which one of us would be:
A) Most Terrified
B) Most Likely to Get In A Fight
C) Most Likely to Hook Up with A Black Mama
D) Most Likely to Say Something Racist
E) Most Likely to Request A Song By DJ L.O.P
* I answered Lubahn to all 5 questions
Sunday, March 16, 2014
So Jess just told me an interesting story about the writer of iron man movie and Jess's dad's No Heroes book...he called him about his book and how it inspired him while writing the screen play, which writers are trying to make no heroes into a tv show, and he wrote a character into the screen play. Think of the movie based on Jess's maiden name Coulson. He also asked him to send the second book Jess's dad was writing or did write and said maybe he could help with current tv pilot efforts or work with her dad in the future
Friday, March 14, 2014
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Saturday, March 08, 2014
Tuesday, March 04, 2014
Monday, March 03, 2014
Children Afraid of Dogs
I am always annoyed when I hear of kids, 8 - 18 yrs old, who are afraid of dogs. Just recently one of Jack's buddies and a potential babysitter, didn't get the job, have been afraid of big dogs. Unless you have been attacked I'd like you to get over it.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Williams is now goth
Williams is goth.
Eye liner, sleeveless anarchy shirt, doc martin's with red shoelaces , pierced cheek , self mutilated forearm scars, totes a jansport backpack with "cannibal corpse" written on it in white out, plays asian video games, has grown a pony tail, talks like he's batman, jacks off to jaba the hut, walks around with a sword, tells people he can levitate, french kisses human sized dolls, baths with the tarantulas of WestlLowden and sleeps in the crawl space of Vega.
Just wanted yall to know
Eye liner, sleeveless anarchy shirt, doc martin's with red shoelaces , pierced cheek , self mutilated forearm scars, totes a jansport backpack with "cannibal corpse" written on it in white out, plays asian video games, has grown a pony tail, talks like he's batman, jacks off to jaba the hut, walks around with a sword, tells people he can levitate, french kisses human sized dolls, baths with the tarantulas of WestlLowden and sleeps in the crawl space of Vega.
Just wanted yall to know
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Sunday, February 09, 2014
Thursday, February 06, 2014
Sunday, February 02, 2014
Monday, January 27, 2014
Saturday, January 25, 2014
El Peji
When no one was looking, our friend Adam David Williams, started a site that now has thousands of visits per day and will reach 1 million visits in the first four months of its existence.
http://elpeji.com/
Monday, January 06, 2014
Thursday, December 19, 2013
This is everything I want to say to anyone that complains about air travel and that idiotic, superfluous question of ''How was your flight?" which I will hear 12 times in the next two weeks. The answer to that question should always be: "Well, I was transported through the air on a magic flying machine that is far beyond my levels of comprehension and I arrived in another city/country in a matter of hours, so I guess it wasn't that f'king bad that I had to wait 13 minutes in the security line."
Airports should play this clip on loop to remind us what assholes we are.
Louis CK for President.
Airports should play this clip on loop to remind us what assholes we are.
Louis CK for President.
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
This might disappoint some of you...
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it sounds like our favorite song doesn't really have as much meaning as we thought it did. http://www.jasonpearce.com/blog/2006/07/03/pulling-the-magic-carpet-out-from-under-our-members/
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Monday, November 11, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
Riddle Me This Riddle Me That
Can you figure it out:
MRC = 1C
MRC + LMC = 2C
MRC + LMC + JLC = 4C
Hint: I rarely post so it probably isn't important.
C
MRC = 1C
MRC + LMC = 2C
MRC + LMC + JLC = 4C
Hint: I rarely post so it probably isn't important.
C
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
Today, I am man (sort of).
I awoke this morning to this debacle. I had to ask myself, "Can I change a tire?" The answer is?
Sort of.
With a little help from the manual and a 130 year old neighbor who crumbled over, I changed my tire this morning.
Is this anything for a man to brag about?
Certainly Not.
Is it something a graphic designer and wearer of questionably-rolled-up-jeans IS proud of?
You're damn right I am.
Friday, October 04, 2013
Friday Night Cocktails - 10/11
We are opening the doors to our casa next Friday night for anyone who is in town. Come over and grabs some drinks!
1305 Ashmore Drive Keller, TX 76248
1305 Ashmore Drive Keller, TX 76248
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Monday, September 16, 2013
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Monday, September 09, 2013
At lease we aren't dealing with this...
I dont care that we are suppose to root for UT against non-conf opponents now that we are in the Big 12... Them getting spanked to BYU on Saturday night was flat-out hilarious.
GO FROGS!
Thursday, September 05, 2013
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Monday, August 26, 2013
Adios to Hell Boy: Plastic Surgery Chronicles
In response to the poll question posed by resident muse Merc Mueller, I come to the blog with a confession: I had plastic surgery. On Wednesday, August 31, I had horn reconstructive surgery. The bulbous fatty tumor horn that sprouted from my head circa 2003 was numbed and removed from my glistening forehead. I also had an additional cyst removed from my leg that was a bi-product of a cleating during my days as the IC's lone Division I athlete (wink). I now have the remnants in a jar next to my trophy case.
I attempted to have both leg and head horns removed on several occasions while living in the US, though was always told the procedure was unnecessary, would be considered plastic surgery and would not be covered by an insurance provider. Costa Rican doctors, however, charge only 7 bananas for such an operation.
I am now hornless and powerless, though strikingly more handsome. Hell Boy is dead.
I attempted to have both leg and head horns removed on several occasions while living in the US, though was always told the procedure was unnecessary, would be considered plastic surgery and would not be covered by an insurance provider. Costa Rican doctors, however, charge only 7 bananas for such an operation.
I am now hornless and powerless, though strikingly more handsome. Hell Boy is dead.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Friday, August 16, 2013
Rick "Job Loss" Ross
North Carolina Pastor Fired for Attending Rick Ross Concert
26-year-old Pastor Rodney Wills was fired from his position at a North Carolina church after he was spotted at a Rick Ross concert.
Wills was a pastor at Mt. Salem Baptist Church in North Carolina for almost four years when he was unexpectedly fired.
The deacon board voted 11 to 3 when they met to vote whether Wills should keep his job or not.
Wills was unaware of his firing until he showed up to the church and he noticed his parking sign had been removed from his usual spot.
A representative from the church said he was fired immediately because it was not his first offense. Wills attended a Lil’ Wayne concert 9 months ago that he was reprimanded for.
One of the Deacons, Deacon Miles Langley, released a statement about the firing that reads, “We cannot have our leader supporting people of this world who are tearing down the kingdom of God,” reports the Guardian Express.
http://blackamericaweb.com/154443/north-carolina-pastor-fired-for-attending-rick-ross-concert/
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Thursday, August 08, 2013
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
Monday, July 08, 2013
Friday, July 05, 2013
Thursday, July 04, 2013
Tuesday, July 02, 2013
DF
¡Viva La Raza!
Dearest Amigos - If you ever want to visit the tropical paradise land where I live and have lived for four years, get here before Sept. 30. I'm moving to Mexico City in October. Upgrading from the banana trade to drug trade. Send prayers.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
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