Considering some of the random things we say, I thought this was appropriate...

I'm pretty sure that's the kid from Almost Famous. I'm also sure he thinks you're taking a picture of him.

PICS of when da soldja was back in his fort

cameos by kodiak & his handler, the kodiaks handlers sister, the darlings, c_BONE(s), soldja boi, t-nice, dom perignon, spicy cheet's, sam the pit-lab, the rainmakers, the rainmakers deck, oh and almost forgot WHEAT-germ. the ghost of NOTORIOUS B.I.G was also seen wondering around

Miller heavy

Dear Lee,

The incessant comments about my weight, lack of income, single relationship status and insanely chaotic `busy' schedule are hilarious. Or, in Leee langwage `HeLarryus'. You are so witty and charming. Keep up the good work.

HOWEVER, when you imply that your B-Team Groomsman, Adam Williams, was doing nothing, or was not interested or made no effort to coordinate your Bachelor Party, then maybe you need to take a trip to Introspection-Ville, Population You, and review the events leading up to your spontaneous Bachelor Party declaration.

SOMETIME LATE SEPTEMBER:

Lee ChestVest: `Hey, A-Chub, it would be totally rad if you planned my Bachelor Party. Hey, I like chorizo'

A-Chub: `Sure Lee, I'd love to. I'm glad we're friends and I like you heterosexually. I just ate an entire Baked Ziti.'

EARLY OCTOBER:

A-Chub: Hi Lee, this is your friend, Adam. Adam Williams.

Lee Chestvest: Hello Adam. Do you like danger?

A-Chub: I do. Hey, speaking of danger, how about Tijuana, a small Mexican Puebla, New Mexico, Mexico New, Santa Fe or Crowley for your Bachelor party? Do enjoy those options Lee? If so, say `Yes' now.

Lee Chestvest: `Yes now'.

A-Chub: Very Good. So Lee, about what time of year would you like the Bachelor party to be held, seeing that you get married in July, which is the month Heaven Angels created Magicians.'

Lee: I'm thinking May-ish, maybe MEMORIAL DAY which is (paraphrased) in MOTHER FUCKING MAY.

A-Chub: Superlicious pal. I'm a tiger.

Lee CV: Tiger?

A-Chub: On the prowl for fun!

Both: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-TEEEHEHEHHE-HAAA- TEHHEEE

EARLY NOVEMBER:

(Voicemail on A-Chub's Garfield phone)

`Chub, this is Lee Chestvest, and I was thinking Sante Fe snowboarding is the way to do it. Call me if you like this plan, though I fully intend to plan it, and POST it, myself because I don't really trust anyone to plan any activity that I am involved in because I plan Mother Fucker. I plan! And though I delegated responsibility onto you, don't forget, wherever there is Planning, `I'll Be There!' Also, when it is revealed that I planned my own party, because as I mentioned, `If I'm not in control, no one is,' then I will endlessly defame you in front of our friends and make you out to be a lazy, self-involved, uninterested, poor, chubby friend and ultimately, my scapegoat, cause that's how I role. How's the weather? Eleah wants to know.'

Oooohh...you like that Lee? You like that? Oh yeah, right there Lee, right there.

Before you read this and your body tempature rises, know that I am addressing this a) as my own self-defense and b) because maybe you need to understand, not negatively Lee, that maybe you like to be in control of what you're doing. There's nothing wrong with it. Nothing at all. Hell, it's an admirable quality to be a leader of your own domain. You bus-ed through South America for Allah's sake. You aint a follower, and that's why we like you.

But, by trying to cast me as `Same Old affable, irresponsible Williams' in order to mask the reality that You maybe wanted to plan it the way You wanted to plan it (see your post of hyperlinks), you've sort of pissed me off. But, because I'm not `Same old fat, sad, Red Dogg, where's my mom Williams' I'm letting it go because I love you, care for you, and want to be the best `Alternate' Groomsman on the block. Even if your Bachelor Party isn't in May, like we talked about. Three times.

So that's that. Hope you aren't angered and respect my perspective. And if you are mad, post it and we'll discuss.

All My Love,

Adam Williams

LEE's ball-drop party

here are some accommodations I found in the three places portillo had in mind. depending on how many people are able to go it looks to be very affordable. even affordable for a social worker i might add.

Angel fire http://www.vrbo.com/126492 sleeps 12 $475/night 6 blocks to slopes
Angel fire http://www.vrbo.com/129839 sleeps 12 $475/night 200 yards to slopes
Angel fire http://www.vrbo.com/69028 sleeps 16 $525/night “walking distance” to slopes

Santa Fe http://www.vrbo.com/106005 sleeps 10 $350/night 5 minutes to downtown
Santa Fe http://www.vrbo.com/117225 sleeps 12 $500-1000/night 10 minutes to downtown drug dealer house
Santa Fe http://www.vrbo.com/8875 sleeps 12 $430/night downtown
All these houses are 15 min’s from slopes. Not sure if santa fe has “ski-in ski-out” accommodations

Taos http://www.vrbo.com/148096 sleeps 8 $600/night can see slopes
Taos http://www.vrbo.com/156139 sleeps 8 $275/night 15 yards from slopes
Taos http://www.vrbo.com/71335 sleeps 10 $400/night 450 yards from slopes

i hate you all

OK. So I'm calling it. Anyone who is interested. How does the third monday in febuary sound? That's president's day. We can fly out and meet up Friday evening. Being on the mountain Saturday morning, and all day saturday and Sunday. And fly back Monday morning, missing no work, unless you don't have Monday off. Faust, I know you are in flux right now with your schedule, so if you can make it or can't, or if a few weeks later is better let me know. I'm in, who else is down?

Animal #2 - 10 Pt. White Taile Deer

Greetings and salutations Bitches,

Well after leaving my bachelor party up to William's, I have for the last few months received many very good suggestions from Federer. 1) Tiajuana 2) A small town in Mexico 3) Etc. Adam, I appreciate the suggestions and the effort but remember this is Portillo-2007, not circa 2003. So I have a suggestions for all to contribute to.

Snowboarding boys trip. I am thinking we do New Mexico. I would prefer you all coming to California so we could do mammoth, but I know how you all roll and figure that less likely. Flights to New Mexico from DFW and San Antonio are 200 hundi round trip. Chi-town is more like 300 round trip, but fortunately, williams is pretty rich.

Other pluses with new mexico include 1) They have casinos with craps 2) The lift tickets are cheaper than colorado or cali 3) We can rent a multi bedroom condo for the weekend off craigslist for a good deal (I have checked) and 4) I have hella cousins in New Mexico so we will have the hook up.

Thoughts?

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Bucky LaGrange

Very Funny Family Guy excerpt...

Man Card

I must first say that I am not a huge proponent of the "Man Card" for two reason.....One, I used to drive a LeBaron GTC convertible, enough said.......and Two, I have a nice photocopied version of my card that gets me into most Sports Academy's and Bass Pro Shops throughout the continental US.


BUT when I saw this photo all that came to mind was the second manliest man I know (Randall Chambers being the first) has been reduced to this.....What the hell is happening to this world??




If that was a squirrel he was holding that he had caught with his bare hands blindfolded...maybe this would be ok

My new sport in life.

Four Ways to Save Sports Media by Chuck Klosterman

A very nice article about what's really wrong with the media, and how sports can avoid the same fate...

happy halloween (volume needed) 8====D

It looks as if I may be moving in December. I have not received the official word, but it has been discussed. I am about 90-95% sure as myself and one other person have requested to go. Therefore, come December when I travel to India, I may not return but travel to my new home Perth, Australia six weeks later and continue to do this for the next year and a half to two years.

Making the Faux-Vintage Real

OK, so most of you received and filled out my recent T Shirt survey... and now I am calling on you once again.

The idea: To create a visual history of the modern man's prized possession: The T.


Here I have collected my favorite T Shirts. Some over 10 years old, others bought last week. Below I created a new identity from the shirts by combining the most compelling visually imagery from each shirt. Thus creating a time capsule of T's so that even when they are lost, stolen, or evaporate due to over-wearing the user will have an archive of their beloved T. This project is in direct opposition to all those crap fake vintage-looking T Shirts companies try to sell our demographic.


Task for the IC Members: Take digital images of your favorite T Shirts and send them to me. Minimum 6 shirts. Maximum 10. Many of my classmates have shown interest in partaking in this project, but I told them to hold off, because I believe I have a focus group already in place. Please tell me if you want to do this, and don't in anyway feel like you have to... But if you say you want to do it, I will need your images by the this Sunday. Ideally the final output for this project will be screen printed T shirts, which I will of course give to you if you decide to do it. I hope you think it is a worthwhile venture.

Adam Faust
Lambda Chi T Shirt Chairman, 2001

So I know its been a while and that I have probably been written off on the blog but I figured if I told a self depricating story, you guys might forgive me.

A while back, I thought that I had received the kind of present you don't want from a girl after a night of intimacy. So I went to see a couple of doctors. The first, a girl at the free clinic who must have been doing a rotation in between model shoots, dropped my pants (don't start thinking bonck chicawawa), took a look and then told me I had to go see a specialist. Although, I could have mixed that up with my spanish given my partial embarrassment at the hot doctor looking at my slightly off color package. Well, that, and the OTHER SIX PEOPLE in the room listening to our conversation. So then I go to the other part of the free clinic where they tell me I need to return at 4 in the morning if I want to be able to "have a consultation." I think "fuck that" I'll tough it out. However, after another two or three days walking around with my legs spread wide enough to give the impression that I was sporting horse like features, I made an appointment at a private hospital nearby.

I go in and tell them I am there to see Doctor Suarez. They quickly corrected me and said I would be seeing Doctora Suarez, another female doctor, sweeeeeet. Now, my spanish has gotten pretty good but unfortunately, they don't teach this kind of vocabulary in the language institute. I get by by saying that I have a "rash" (which by the way, the word is "erupcion", similiar to erection, only different) in a sensitive area for a man. She laughs (quite professionally I might add), gives the international signal to drop my pants, and tells me to hop on the table. After a few terrible and uncomfortable jokes on my part, she takes a GOOD look, writes down a prescription and gives me the prognosis. "Un mal caso de Tiña Crural." She doesn't seem too concerned so I don't panic although my mind is racing since I don't know what the fuck is Tiña Crural. I waddle home as fast as I can, log onto the internet to find out that I have...a bad case of Jock Itch....Well worth the embarrassment of two hot doctors.

Man, it feels good to post again.

IN ADDENDUM.

MAZUR

BEAR


SCREAM.

Now that we are all off becoming adults, or at least suppose to be. I thought it would be nice to take a look back at who are friends are, so the next time your friends asks who you hung out with you can send them this link and then expect not to hear from them again.


marcspoke -



Brown



Faust



Lee (Can you say out kicked his coverage)


ok....



c-bone




Adam


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and last but certainly not least

B Dub