Well, the results are in. And I will make them available to the public because I am sure there will be some naysayers. :)

1st Place: Adam Faust
2nd Place: Matt Chambers
3rd Place: Adam Williams

Honorable Mentions
Michael Mazur
Kevin Dalrymple
Brent Lubahn

Most First Place Votes in a Sport
Mazur (Golf)

After the comments I would like to award Adam Williams with the Sportsmanship Award

Let the anger begin.....

The end is the best part.

The Best Athlete in the IC?

It's hard to say... well, I decided to get scientific. Vote early, but only once. And we will see...

Click Here to take survey

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THE PANTS
I was just really sick of not having a new post

(The blog is on life support.)

You can order them here
color: stone

this was emailed to me recently. funny how little we truly progress in 2000 years.

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero - 55 BC

My trip home was short lived. I am headed back to India for 2 months on Friday. See you in April.

"That finger was kind of in the way anyway."

- Scott Alan Dalrymple

When you have 20 acres of land to basically play in dirt, something is bound to happen eventually. My father got the tip of his finger smashed between his tractor roll bar and a tree the other weekend. He pulled back and ripped the tip of his left index finger off. He was wearing gloves, so when he pulled his hand out, all he saw was what looked like "smashed hamburger meat". The tip of his finger was found later inside his glove.

The picture above is the first I have seen of it, my mom told him he was very immature for creating a picture like this, and in response he said "So what Judy?!". Judy also told him that she didnt want him going to his 20 acres by himself anymore, he said that it is not that big of a deal, it was only the end of a finger and it was "kind of in the way anyway."

His one and only concern since this incident two weeks ago is typing.

these are the troubling times we live in:

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=ae7ddq6aGZgk&refer=home

Easy there Tri-Lambs

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Edit by Faust

After further review, and being gchat insulted by L, I realized there is something far more frightening than Williams and I's fratitude.

There is a snake in this picture. Look into his eyes. Creeping like a Tater Tot Medusa.

Clint Brown ESQ, 47, Global Financier

If ever a soul endlessly sought enlightenment and emasculation it was Clint Brown's. The renewable energy guru's body was discovered in a crevasse along Himalayan Mt. Everest. The eco-philanthropist/businessman had previously been on a visit to Tibet in an effort to jump start the country's renewable resources' production and allocation. His trek included Nepal, where the amateur mountaineer intended to summit Everest. Lost on the mountain, his body, 3 months later, was found naked, and frozen to his sherpa. He is left behind by his enormous fortune, ex-husband, widow, and 7 daughters.

Lee Mathew Portillo, 77, Doctor of Scientology

Lee Portillo died yesterday in a fatal car accident. While driving his vintage hatchback (that had no roof and no steering wheel) he was run over by a 2059 Hummer XXX. Police said the accident could have been avoided if Portillo wasn't on his "cell phone" which was simply a tin can on a string. Phone reports indicate Portillo was on a 6-way call with his mom, sister, cousin, brother-in-law, wife, and best friend attempting to coerce them all to meet that evening for one box of Tuna Helper®. He survived by his hot wife and nano-dog.

and now for something completely different...

how about we all write an obituary? each of us will write one for someone else.

any takers?

if so, i call clint's, or mazur's(you both die similarly).

process of elimination from there.

more fun...

AP Top 25 BASKETBALL Rankings

1. Pittsburgh (70) 15-0 1,798
2. Wake Forest (2) 14-0 1,686
3. Duke 14-1 1,678
4. Connecticut 14-1 1,549
5. North Carolina 14-2 1,461
6. Oklahoma 15-1 1,440
7. Michigan State 13-2 1,356
8. Syracuse 16-1 1,232
9. UCLA 13-2 1,222
10. Clemson 16-0 1,153
11. Texas 12-3 1,009
12. Notre Dame 12-3 1,008
13. Georgetown 11-3 908
14. Marquette 15-2 752
15. Xavier 13-2 710
16. Arizona State 14-2 573
17. Butler 14-1 521
18. Minnesota 15-1 508
19. Purdue 12-4 490
20. Louisville 11-3 433
21. Baylor 13-2 364
22. California 15-2 299
23. Villanova 13-3 229
24. Tennessee 10-4 198
25. Michigan 13-3 153
Others Receiving VotesGonzaga 137, Arkansas 132, Illinois 115, Memphis 86, Saint Mary's 50, Miami (FL) 25, Florida 25, Wisconsin 24, Brigham Young 18, Davidson 12, West Virginia 12, Boston College 11, Kansas 6, Florida State 5, South Carolina 3, George Mason 2, Oklahoma State 2, Harvard 1, TCU 1, Texas A&M 1, Virginia Military 1, Missouri 1.

Fresh off of a huge UNLV victory on Saturday, Frogs with their new coach Jim Christian are 11-5. Watch out Big Dance!

You can't 'stache this

No more trimming until the trip! 9 more days!

Less than 2 weeks until Sante Fé
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(I haven't shaved in 30 days)