Can we get an official ruling on Bear and Weiss's actual SAT math scores?

Chambers new ride. Baby-On-Board .

Don't worry Lee, it runs on soyrizo.

They Got Chambers

AP _ Less than 48 hours since the heroic rescue of US Navy Captain Richard Phillips, it appeared America was liberated from the savage Somali pirates of the Indian Ocean.

Then they got Chambers.

Late Tuesday night, American engineer turned seaman, Matthew Ryan Chambers, 27, was captured by a gang of 5 booty starved (like the treasure) Somalis off the Gulf of Aden. Reports are still unclear as to how Chambers was captured, though from preliminary findings, it is said that Chambers actually volunteered to be a hostage.

`He came down to my room and told me he was going out with friends,' said Brussels Gonzalez, a co-worker of Chambers. `When I asked him `With who?', he said `pirates'.

According to Gonzalez, after closing the door, he heard Chambers say `Hey, DitSnig, see how high you can shoot that Bazooka'. Gonzalez then heard an explosion followed by a Chambers cackle.

Chambers, known for his eccentric behavior and friendships with dragonflies, was on lookout duty for the evening with his partner Zeke Bloodpuddle. According to Bloodpuddle, when Chambers saw the pirates approaching, he mumbled `I hope they get high'.

When the Pirates pulled close, Chambers gave the international `Y'all smoke?' signal, pinching his thumb and index finger to his mouth, as if taking a hit from a marijuana joint.

`When Matt did the pot-smoke signal, the pirates put their guns down, smiled and Matt helped them aboard,' said Bloodpuddle. `When I told them that no marijuana was allowed on the vessel, one of the pirates shot my leg off with an Ak-47. Then Matt picked up my leg and threw it in the ocean. He threw it far. I bet I won't get it back. I bet.'

The Somalis and Chambers formed a circle and, as appreciation for his hospitality, the Somalis offered Chambers the first hit, or`greens', of a type of marijuana called `genocide', given the name because it is known to wipe everybody out.

According to Bloodpuddle, the Somalis began telling Chambers of a party in the Mombasa cove. Chambers accepted the invitation and offered to wear a blindfold, which, in Somalia, is a symbol of a guest of honor.

President Obama is yet to comment on the plans for the rescue of this true American Hero.

- AP

This is right across the street from me. California has nothing on Kakinada, India. Don't be jealous...I know I'm in paradise.

In case anyone ever wants to visit...

This is a 1.8 miles from my house and 50 yards from the Pacific Ocean...

Thank you, gentlemen. Your radness made this day wicked.
Please share this link with your wives/moms/girlfriends. They love this stuff. There's about 4,000 photos.
http://www.jwilkinsoncoclients.com/

To back up Williamss claim. The head of a 6-eyed tarantula is shaded in green.

APRIL FOOLS ! junk monkies

Tennis Today????

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Faust, I am assuming that we will not be playing tennis today due to your wife's birthday?? That's too bad because I currently hold the lead in total sets, and I am looking forward to extending it. I hope the IC members did NOT vote ACF #1 in tennis because it has already been decided on the court that it belongs to KRD.

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#1 seed - Kevin Ryan

#2 seed - Adam Christian

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Sneak preview to summer 09's hottest attraction

Right after I turned off my camera Faust picked up his nephew and punted him across the San Antonio River.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/22122052@N07/sets/72157615335165649/

HERE IS A SMALL DOSE.......

The Reason

Who's the better Athlete in the IC argument

Friends

Shit starts getting crazy post wedding party, Club Sirius Style

"I am your wife"

Whether Butz likes it or not, he needs to be apart of the IC

"Theyve seen this move before"

"But they've never seen this one!"

"Fuck ya, Bud Light with some Lime"

"This was a badass dance move, I swear"

"Im wasted"

"Peace OUT, SA Homes!"

I can't believe none of you monkeys have posted pictures from the wedding. Miller is bored. He needs something to look at besides his creepy websites in German about conspiracy theories.

We like Sportz

Well, the results are in. And I will make them available to the public because I am sure there will be some naysayers. :)

1st Place: Adam Faust
2nd Place: Matt Chambers
3rd Place: Adam Williams

Honorable Mentions
Michael Mazur
Kevin Dalrymple
Brent Lubahn

Most First Place Votes in a Sport
Mazur (Golf)

After the comments I would like to award Adam Williams with the Sportsmanship Award

Let the anger begin.....

The end is the best part.

The Best Athlete in the IC?

It's hard to say... well, I decided to get scientific. Vote early, but only once. And we will see...

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