this will happen in our lifetime. it's safe to skip to the ten minute mark.

-soothsayer

So, we only have a couple days until the World Cup. Is every one still interested in throwing in $5 to make the cup a little more interesting.

Please let me know.

The link is below.

Don't eat yellow snow.

http://us.wc.fantasysports.yahoo.com/world-cup/register/join-private-group-assign-team?GID=10509&P=booya7

More Simpsons? Last one, yo lo promise. Couldn't stand looking at a link that I couldn't view any longer. Where is Butz when we need you most? Don't say Peru. That's just a cop out.

World Cup...7 days and counting...

commentary please.

if you're too busy you don't have control of your life, or, you're not really interested. ish.

Choice ish. Thank me later...

Simpsons baseball classic.

Miller. Up for Rangers game part Deux? (minus post-game arrest)

Williams get slammed

There are a lot of crazy gringos in Costa Rica. Most are old or retired or came here to run away from something. Nonetheless, they speak English and I happen to write for the only English speaking publication in the country.

Often, these crazy people write me. About two weeks ago, I wrote about the comparisons of attending both the US inauguration and the Costa Rican one.

Yesterday, I received the following, adressed to AW:

"Do you wear a dress? I'd think by the gushy simpering girlishness piece you wrote about the Transfer of Powers that you probably wear a plaid jumper with a white blouse and white socks...and a Mickey Mouse wristwatch.

Maybe you spend too much time with your mom and sis?

Grow some balls.

Heart.

All the touchy-feely shit is just that: It's shit.

And you're brushing your teeth with it.

(At this point, I was like "oh snap" cuzin, but then he went all crazy anti-semite with some of the following excerpts)

"The Jewish controlled media controls your country"

"An FBI contact told me that Rahm Emmanuel sends Obama out for Kosher Pizza"

"Brent Lubahn quiefs like a guppy"

"Obama wears penny loafers with white socks and or khaki trousers. That punk is as down as Doris Day"

"Obama wears a yamuakha"

"Nick Butz raped an ab-roller"
"Take 20 years off Chinchilla (Costa Rica's female Prez) and give her some acid and she might be a good-looking middle aged woman"

"Lee Portillo won a Newberry award for Fiction"

He then closed with:

"Boy, you need to lay off the Michael Jackson videos"

(A la a Highlights magazine, some of the aformentioned quotes may be altered from their original state. Can you find them?)

Name This City

Faust, here is my entry fee to your World Cup Pool

KFC didnt give me a receipt for some reason, so here is the final 1/6 of the sandwich as proof that I consumed it in my garage on Sunday afternoon. I hope it satisfies the deal the same way it satisfied my stomach. It was fucking delicious, but never again!

Mitch Albom's real ears have never been photographed in their entirety. First one to find a full picture of these wings wins free q-tips for a year. I've never noticed this before, and I give the guy credit for keeping them shrouded from the world.

I think the guy seems like a dick.

good movie

Those who do not like Jimmy Buffett concerts are those who have never been. Last night was #5 for me and their will be plenty of more to come.

Write the Future

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Best Commercial Ever?

Thoughts on this flick? When I first heard about it, I wrote it off as a surefire piece of shit. The SNL skit isnt even funny to me, but it is getting some serious pub. I assume it will either be a heaping helping of donkey shit or a classic. Is anyone partial?

Side note: this blog has improved the quality of my life considerably.
Side note 2: going to a bachelor party in Tampa this afternoon and we have 10 moustached men playing a TPC course tomorrow morning. Hat tip to Faust for the bachelor party moustache phenomenon.

For anyone with buyers remorse this proves that Nick belongs.

i feel like our t-shirt chair is neglecting his duties.

This is the best hip hop album I have heard in a long time. Well, it's also one of the only albums I have really listened to since the Hot Boys.  Regardless, it was good enough for me to post it so think about giving it a try.

Wale, a big Seinfeld fan, mixes classic lines from the show that flow well with his lyrics. He also has a newer album based on Back to the Future. If nothing else, the guy is doing something different, and his music is inspired.

I am not going to be the guy who simply posts a humerous YouTube video everyday, I promise. The stars have aligned and I have seen a couple vidoes the last few days that I feel are worthy. I have done this to my girlfriend several times since viewing this and it continues to make me happy.

I bet they are.......yes they will.

we the fuk isn't, and soon... but what i do know? i'm just a dumb alarmist that pays no attention to the world around me.

williams: cr should be safe.

i carry loaded weapons everywhere i go. this is just the tempest. welcome butz!