Adam Faust = Macaulay Culkin

After accosting his brother for eating all his cheese pizza, Macaulay (Kevin McAllister) snapped at his mom and dad, stormed to the attic bedroom and ended up missing the trip to France.

Reread the above sentence, replace brother with sister and eating cheese pizza with smoking last cigarette.

Bam.

Culkin is Faust.

Mac C. was also arrested for possession of weed in 2004 and is the gayest non-gay in movies. He is so not gay, he is dating Mila Kunis, whose name is equally as eccentric as Piper Huddleston's.

Matthew Chambers = William Zabka

The famed leader of the Kobra Kai, Zabka was once a bright light on the scene. Then, just as it seemed his career would take off, poof, he was gone.

Put him in a Body Bag.

(Also appeared in Hot Tub Time Machine, Chambers favorite movie)

Lee Portillo = Harry Henderson

The following plotline is the story of Harry Henderson with splices of Lee Portillo's life:

On their way home to Seattle from a camping trip, the Hendersons accidentally run over a strange and unknown creature *wearing white tennis shoes and a birdshit shirt. Unsure what else to do, they strap it to the roof of their car and take it home. Once there, the revived creature goes wild, *borrowing all of their clothing, eating bathroom soap and putting his boogers underneath the couch. Eventually, the family realizes that the creature is the legendary fuzzy albino Mexican, and is actually very gentle, *though lacks common tact and manners.

Kevin Dalrymple = Bill Fagerbakke

Who else could be Craig T. Nelson's assistant besides Bear?

Fagerbakke (Is that pronounced "Fag-er-back"?) was Dobber, or as the picture reads "Dobbs". He is 6'6'', he played college football at Idaho, got hurt, and took up theatre at SMU.

Dobbs also loves to jumprope and has biked across a glacier. Kevin loves to jumprope but hasn't biked a glacier; yet.

While I couldn't find a good nickname for him (though Dobber is awesome), he is currently the voice for an animated transformer named Bulkhead and Patrick Star on SpongeBob Squarepants.

Bear, meet Bear.

Brian Weiss = Joey Lawrence

Known for his outlandish behavior, catchphrases and boyish good looks, Lawrence says "Woahhh" like Weiss says "Mean, Mean Cry!".

Both have a passion for dance, women and song. Lawrence can ryhme, Weiss can flow, these two go together like "Whoa, Whoa!!"

Lawrence got his break in a Cracker Jack commercial and then sang "Give My Regards to Broadway" on Johnny Carson. I can see Weiss doing both of those, in a tux on roller skates, and one-upping the legend that is Joe Joe Lawrence. I also bet Lawrence couldn't beat Big Taco in a Battle Rap after Faust's wedding.

Adam Williams = Sinbad

Fat, not that funny and both think they are a lot blacker than they really are.

Both have struggled with paying taxes and, though Sinbad beat Williams to the punch, both have considered filing Chapter 7 Bankruptcy in the past year.

Bad dancer. Went bald.

What more proof do you need?

If We Were All Bad Actors

Who Would We Be?

Marc Miller - Brendan Fraser
You never know what to expect from B. Fraser, but you can expect it to be alarming. Starting with his breakout role as an unthawed caveman in Encino Man, BF has continued to wow us with hits such as The Mummy 1-4, George of the Jungle, GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra and Furry Vengeance.

If this body of work doesn't scream Marc Miller, than Brent Lubhan can spell dodecahedron ten times fast. Marc also has the screen saver to the left on his computer.

Clint Brown - Nick Cage

If you had to guess one member of the IC that would find the missing 18 pages from John Wilkes Booth's diary, who would you guess?

Yes, exactly, you would guess Clint.

National Treasure, The Wicker Man, Ghost Rider (played the character Johnny Blaze), Con Air, Raising Arizona and, of course, Vampire's Kiss.

Cage and Brown are interchangeable in any of these roles.

* (Only Oscar winner in the group for Leaving Las Vegas)

BS Lubahn - David Arquette

I truly think if we hosted an "Act off" between Lubahn and Arquette, Lubahn might win. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Lubahn is better speller than Arquette an actor. And thatz sayeng sumthing. (Already reached the max Lubahn spelling joke limit of two...or is it too?(that's three))

I do think that if Lubahn got an acting role he might play a character named "Dewey" (Scream), get eaten (Ravenous) or have a break out role in Eight Legged Freaks.

On the bright side, both have stable marriages with successful, talented women.

Michael Mazur - Seth Green

Feisty, funny, wealthy, Jewish, not tall. Green is the voice of Chris Griffin on Family Guy, Mazur's favorite show. If these two went golfing together, they would fight. Not sure who would win, but one would drown and the one left living would take the dead one's wallet and finish the round.

Some of Green's stuff on Robot Chicken is so weird its funny. I think Mazur's actually made us laugh referencing chimp rape.

Nick Butz - Alf

Both are Cardinals fans.

Hey buddy the songs over....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/01/24-english-accents_n_747400.html

Best Fight Scene Ever

i got into a fight at school yesterday evening, and luckily someone recorded it. when the shit hits the fan you better know how to handle yourself.

TCU HEADED TO THE BIG EAST?

Things have pretty much stayed the same, in fact, we might be worse now considering we are "Icing" people at the lake house:

Dont Ice Me Bro!

United We Stand

Divided We Fall

Can I get an update on the U.S. these days?

If I read one more tea party story, I'm moving to Bhutan.

In Bhutan GDP is measured in happiness.

Do things change or stay more or less the same?

humor.

Wallstreet - Did you like it, love it, hate it? The original Wallstreet is in my top 3 favorite movies of all time, so I don't really like the fact that they remade it and really don't like Shia LeBouf, although maybe he will surprise me. I would like a quick review if anyone goes.

Roger Federer continues to be a part of my existence.

I'd say a day that passes when I am not reminded of my likeness to him is in the minority. This weekend, the Andre Agassi Farewell Tour came to Costa Rica (four years after his retirement) and I heard about 111 Federer references. My question is, does anyone else have a universal world twin/doppelganger? If not, we should vote to assign them.

I think one of these guys (terrible Mexican band Molotov) looks like Faust

I also think this is funny.

adub, is this funny?

POLLS

The polls are intended to be fun and random. I am not looking to call anyone out- I hope that no one feels like I am making a joke of them. I was just thinking of people who might be relatively close in speed. I was simply inspired after watching the Seinfeld episode,"The Race."

POLL -

Do you know the TCU Alma Mater song?

Please answer Yes or No.

So lately my life has been largely occupied by work. Specifically there was a deadline that we had to hit by the end of August. Long story short sometime this spring I mentally committed to not cut my mullet until we delivered on this task, fortunately we hit the target two weeks ago, but now I have become emotionally attached. This picture was taken today and I just wanted to share seeing as the tail's days might now be numbered. Also, tomorrow I will be taking this to present to the Office of Navel Research. Meaning, I will be rocking the business mullet.

lubes brought up mixed genders, or transylvannies, or whatever... good work. adub, i think you asked for an opinion on racism, by tosh.daily? cancer next? what was that? tosh.doesgallagher?

next poll: how long til adub gets cease and desist from tosh.oh?

we have to move the tranny pics lower...

So I was recently in DC and on the last day I was taken to eat at Perry's in the Adam's Morgan district, which is a very eclectic area and one that given more time I would probably go back to.

Perry's -

Myself and five of my female colleagues went to the 10:00am Drag Brunch. The food and Bloody Mary's were fantastic. Being groped and stripped of my shirt by a transsexual was less than fantastic but memorable none the less.



More enjoyable pics




I questioned announcing this but now welcome the creative thoughts that are surely to come. (Smiling on the outside, hoping the she doesn't rub her cock on me on the inside.)


Bear, I now feel your pain!

you asked for it adub.

TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS

And Happy 4th Birthday IC Blog