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"Damn You Auto Correct"

Thought we could use a new post.

From our friends at the Onion:

Report: TCU Can Only Enter Big East If They Bring Girls

FORT WORTH, TX—Texas Christian University has been invited to join the Big East athletic conference, an opportunity that would grant them higher visibility and prestige, as long as they "bring some of those hot Texas girls along," Commissioner John Marinatto said Monday. "We are happy to welcome the Horned Frogs to the Big East, as they represent a fine sporting tradition, and also we could really use some new girls around here," Marinatto told the assembled reporters at a press conference. "Boston College had those cute little Catholic girls, but they left when the Eagles went to the ACC, and we could really use some nice Texas-cowgirl trim. Frankly, West Virginia doesn't give it up as much as you'd think, even though they'll do just about anything once you get them liquored up." TCU athletic director Chris Del Conte said he was happy to hook the Big East up, explaining that the conference's automatic BCS bowl bid was more than compensation for Syracuse girls being "totally flat."

Happy Monday for all you Nic Cage fans out there...

New Years Texas?

Anybody going to be around for NYE 2011 in Fort Worth?

Get there. I made reservations at the Oui for 10:41pm.

i had a thought. if i should have the fortune to seed a male i will name him jack parkman miller.

not really, just saw a clip from major league deux... parkman shimmy.

how's aids' awareness time treating everyone?

Thoughts?

For Mazur and his timeless cartoon sketches:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J33HdkLjw6Q

I LOVE THIS.



Mike Ditka said Johnson should be "applauded" for beating down a "cheap shot" artist on Mike and Mike show Monday morning. "Where does it say if a snake bites you, you can't step on a snake?" asked Ditka.

Peep this:

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/11/22/the-30-most-amazingly-terrible-vhs-boxes-of-all-time/

EMBED-Guy At Race Really Excited About Crashes - Watch more free videos

how 'bout europe for nye?

This video came on while I was at a club in Scottsdale for a bachelor party a couple of weeks ago. It made me want to get extreme. The cameo is a nice bonus as well.

NOTE: This club had a half firetruck inside where the DJ played the music. Just FYI.



The follow up was this video.



I thought I was losing my fucking mind.

After this, a man with no upper teeth in the top right quadrant of his mouth asked me to pick out someone for him to fight for me. The conversation went like this (while in line for the urinal):

Toothless Man: Holy shit, how tall are you?
Me: (silence; attempting to ignore; already concerned about the direction of the conversation)
Toothless Man: Seriously, dude?!?!? How tall?
Me: 6'5 (attempting to lighten the mood with humor; he does not respond)
Toothless Man: (now yelling across a man peeing in the middle of us at the urinal wall) I am serious. Go fucking pick a guy out and I will kick his ass for you.
Me: Why?
Toothless Man: Do it! (angry at me for some reason, but wanting to fight for me)
Me: (confused) I am not going to do that.
Toothless Man: How big is your dick?
Me: (shake dick in his direction and leave bathroom)

NOTE: The last part was made up because there was not a good ending to the story.

An Easy Monday Read

I found this to be an interesting interview with Christian Bale. The best way to describe this cat and mouse interview: Imagine if Marc Miller became a famous actor and he was interviewed by Adam Williams.

Zooey + Natalie = The Perfect Movie

More Your Highness Videos

Alamo Heights newest rap duet. I had these guys in one of my classes last week. The 09' is straight gangster son(s). What what? Williams, I showed them your freestyle and they thought you were hot fire.

Finally, SNL finds a good black cast member.

Since the days of Chris Rock & Tim Meadows we have had to suffer through the horrendous Kenan Thompson being the only full-time black cast member.  Those days are over.

Please meet Jay Pharoah.

I have double trump-posted.  But, I thought this was trump-worthy.