Eye Think...

In honor of DeShawn Stevenson's increasingly cliched 3-point celebration, eye present the following.

Eye think... Game 4 is the biggest game in Mavs franchise history

Eye think... Game 3 already was

Eye think... Dirk Nowitzki is currently the best player in the NBA

Eye think... He will never be remembered as an all-time great if the Mavs don't win this series

Eye think... Dwayne Wade is too good too hate, and eye would like to hate him

Eye think... JeBron Lames isn't as good as he thinks, and is therefore highly hateable

Eye think... The Mavs have adopted the US national soccer team's approach to fall behind early, make cool comebacks later

Eye think... that stategy often falls short

Eye think... The key to the Mavs success depends Shawn Marion and Peja Stoijavajcicjic, who apparently decided to go back to Serbia after lighting up LA

Eye think... Mario Chalmers is a nice player

Eye think... Chris Bosh is a Jaberwocky

Eye think... that my polite removal from a Nicaraguan restaurant after punching a chair at the end of game 3 was justified

Eye think... Nicaragua should change the nation's name to "Everything costs a dollar"

Eye think... Eye'm going to bed and will pray for the Mavs, as well as poor people and Marc Miller

confusion.

Some predictions for this round of the playoffs

Did everyone see this dunk yesterday? Oh my poopoo. I think I love to watch Dwyane Wade get humiliated in his hometown by Taj Gibson.

Also, is it just me or did it seem that when the Heat beat the the Celtics, they acted like they'd won the championship? LeBron and DWade hugging, elation, confetti, etc.

I enjoyed watching the Bulls beat the crap out them yesterday and I hope they win the series. I also hope JeBron Lames never wins a title.

Predictions for the next 2 weeks:

* Wade gets a flagrant foul and mildly injures a Bull player, perhaps the great Taj. Four minutes later, Wade's childhood home in southside Chicago is shot at, even though he hasn't lived there for 8 years.

* The Heat start blaming Chris Bosh, even though he scored 30 yesterday. Can't be Bron's or DWade's fault.

* Mike Bibby actually disappears on the court, a la Marty McFly's Back to the Future family photo.

* Derrick Rose dunks on Wade and the Sears Tower falls, only to land on Michael Jordan's United Center statue, which keeps it from hitting the ground. No injuries are reported.

* Joakim Noah tries to eat Mario Chalmers.

Other series:

* Mavs win game 1, it is because they were rested. Mavs lose game 1, "they were rusty". Somewhere both those headlines have already been written with fake quotes waiting to be published.

* Ibaka hurts his hand slapping the JumboTron on a jumpball. Cuban asks for him to be fined.

* DeShawn Stevenson begins celebrating 3-pointers made in warm-ups.

* Russell Westbrook records 4 assists/game to himself.

* Everybody on Earth talks about TX-Oklahoma Red River Shootout Part Deux. Yeeehaw!!

* James Hardin announces that he is actually a gay fish.

* Kendrick Perkins gets two fouls at halftime, putting Dallas in a one-in-one situation before the second half begins.

* Jason Kidd named GQ's Weirdest Looking Man Alive contest.

I love the NBA.

poignant.


http://pulitzercenter.org/articles/bin-laden-dead-al-qaeda-impact-afghanistan

I love In-N-Out Burger as much as the next guy, but this video looks like it was directed by the sick mind of Michael Mazur.  If you're in a hurry please jump to the :58 mark.

10 days - The "average ex-user is down to encountering less than two crave episodes per day, each less than 3 minutes.

Congrats AC, keep it up.

"Tyson Chandler is a the second best center in the NBA." -Adam Faust

Are the Mavs the favorites for the NBA Title?
Obviously, I am not the fairest judge of how good the Mavs really are- but I think this is the best team in this mediocre franchises history.  I'd love to hear how others feel about the Mavericks dismantling of the champs, and their chances going forward.

This might be the best video on YouTube, Happy Friday IC

motivation.

Hey Fools,

It is day 2 of smoke free Faust.  It is actually pretty fucking miserable.  I thought I was being a pussy, but I smoke a lot and I am pretty sure my body is going through withdrawals.  I want to fucking slap the shit out of any one who looks at me cross.  Any way, I just read a blog advising me to share my cravings and weakness with my friends.  I feel like the more people I share it with the less chance I will fail.

I need to be held accountable.  I need support as well.  I feel like I sound like a puss writing all of this stuff, but I don't care, it's time to quit for good.

Peace.

I dont have US cable television but stumbled upon the White House correspondents speech the other night in a hotel and loved every second of it. For about 45 minutes, I felt like an American again. Ahhh. It was nice. I forgot how much I missed decent sarcasm.

Say what you will about Barry Obama, but, forget economic policy, name me another President that has the comedic timing and self-ease as this man.

Seth Meyers's bit was pretty funny too.

Oh and I think Osama Bin Laden is dead.

The LA Times is reporting that OJ Simpson did it.

saxy.

chopped and screwed.

Coming to a Lake House near you.

The decadence begins Friday at noon.

Happy Easter IC! He is risen! Here is an ode to Miracles and the "IC....P"

big dubs.

Dear IC, I would like to cordially invite you all to LouFest this summer in St. Louis. It is held in Forest Park, which is about 2 blocks from my dojo. This is not some lame MN camping invite that turns to vapor, but instead a true event that will live in our hearts and minds for years to come. It is a two day event August 27-28 and is only $64 for a 2 day pass. Come, join me, won't you? Lineup includes:

THE ROOTS + TV ON THE RADIO
CAT POWER + DEERHUNTER + !!!
THE HOLD STEADY + SURFER BLOOD
DOM + DAS RACIST + THE LOW ANTHEM + KINGS GO FORTH
LOST IN THE TREES + UME + SLEEPY SUN + TROUBADOUR DALI
JUMBLING TOWERS + OLD LIGHTS + JON HARDY & THE PUBLIC

NOTE: If you dont come, you are a homo.

So, there is talk that the Bengals like Dalton at the top of the 2nd round. With Carson Palmer saying he will never play another snap for the Bengals, there is a good chance Andy could be under center when this lockout ends. The question is whether that locker room will be accepting of a right wing, Christian, ginger. I am going to guess it isnt the best fit. Thoughts?

yoyo walks buck.