hide that pic from earlier.

Watch "Avicii vs. Empire of the sun - Walking on a Level (Jashadi Ade Bootleg Edit)" on YouTube

old skool fool soul newl.

Watch "Doodge & Viper Feat. Tag Team - Whoomp! (There It Is)" on YouTube

it's not a urinal, but where's waldo?

ncaa tourney

did lehigh beat duke?

yes.

Random thoughts from a recent visit to Mexico

• Mexicans can weave anything into a bracelet in 4 minutes

• Who the fuck buys a hammock from a beach vendor…….just what I was looking for…a FUCKING backyard hammock

• You will run into Canadians and they will use the word “ay” at least 9 different ways, pay attention

• Tequila bars are open at most hotels 24 hours/day which led to my immediate thought of Mazur crowning himself king of the tequila stand shouting profanities at every passerbyer

• The drinks are free the entire time at an all-inclusive, they will not run out, slow down or you do black out before supper

• Paloma – A beautifully refreshing tequila drink that is very addictive

• Being at a place where you are in a bathing suit 10 hours/day you realize a few things:
1 -Legitimate fat people just don’t give a fuck about being fat
2 -How can old women not feel that breeze between that 3 inch gap in the bottom of there suit
3 -Big boobs are a gift, a well worn thong is magical

• When vacationing taking local transportation is the only way to go

• DO NOT under any circumstances accept free tequila from the old woman under the bridge

• Ray Mysterio masks can be purchased in 13 sizes and 56 different colors

• Silent farts are still stinky even on a beautiful beach

• For an extra $20 you can play with baby tigers……um YES PLEASE
*Just sign on this line, don’t worry about what the 3 previous pages of documentation, in Spanish. I’m sure you are in good hands and that this activity is insured

• Why does this handcrafted wooden bowl that I just demanded you to throw in with my children’s “vacation gift” not have a filter hole….WTF man!

some other urinal. if nobody posts, its me from urinals all year.

dance moves. grooves. boobs.

Watch "Cut Copy - Hearts on fire (Calvin Harris Remix)" on YouTube

fcuk drake. john legend got game. more musica. pura vida.

True Bloody story?

Miller, if there is any merit to your True Blue Blood sucking, details are required.

takin' a piss at the belmont on karaoke night. chick from trueblood tried to sex me. i said yes. fairytales do happen. m'f'n zombies are real.

ive probably posted it before, but im in west hollywood litrally with a brit who has a girl's daddy's lambo. carpe the diem, no, they didnt see him.

Watch "Yelawolf - Daddy's Lambo" on YouTube

Watch "the Magnetic Fields- All my Little Words" on YouTube

balls sacks.

This is my Friday night. After a 60+ hour work week, a Friday night weekend stayover in Springfield, MO, this is what happens. A few Makers Mark on the rocks at the Doubletree lobby Houlihans and some dinner, then I walk out with a bottle of wine, courtesy of my expense account. I now lay in bed drinking wine out of a paper Wolfgang Puck coffee cup. This, my friends, is what I do.

As a side note, there is a teenage girls sports team (I am guessing volleyball?) roaming/running/yelling up and down the halls of the executive level hotel top floor. I do not know why they are allowed up here or who they could be with, but they will soon get a middle aged, shirtless, tiny man yelling at them from a doorway to shut the fuck up.

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happy monday from sunny california.

Any random 90s jams that still work for you?
This one does it for me

Oooooh!