Lurnin Ingrish

Someone started an English pronunciation Youtube channel to teach people how to correctly say certain words. It was then spoofed by a genius.

Adios to Hell Boy: Plastic Surgery Chronicles

In response to the poll question posed by resident muse Merc Mueller, I come to the blog with a confession: I had plastic surgery. On Wednesday, August 31, I had horn reconstructive surgery. The bulbous fatty tumor horn that sprouted from my head circa 2003 was numbed and removed from my glistening forehead. I also had an additional cyst removed from my leg that was a bi-product of a cleating during my days as the IC's lone Division I athlete (wink). I now have the remnants in a jar next to my trophy case.

I attempted to have both leg and head horns removed on several occasions while living in the US, though was always told the procedure was unnecessary, would be considered plastic surgery and would not be covered by an insurance provider. Costa Rican doctors, however, charge only 7 bananas for such an operation.

I am now hornless and powerless, though strikingly more handsome. Hell Boy is dead.

proof

Rick "Job Loss" Ross

North Carolina Pastor Fired for Attending Rick Ross Concert

 26-year-old Pastor Rodney Wills was fired from his position at a North Carolina church after he was spotted at a  Rick Ross concert.

Wills was a pastor at Mt. Salem Baptist Church in North Carolina for almost four years when he was unexpectedly fired.

The deacon board voted 11 to 3 when they met to vote whether Wills should keep his job or not.

Wills was unaware of his firing until he showed up to the church and he noticed his parking sign had been removed from his usual spot.

A representative from the church said he was fired immediately because it was not his first offense. Wills attended a Lil’ Wayne concert 9 months ago that he was reprimanded for.

One of the Deacons, Deacon Miles Langley, released a statement about the firing that reads, “We cannot have our leader supporting people of this world who are tearing down the kingdom of God,” reports the Guardian Express.

http://blackamericaweb.com/154443/north-carolina-pastor-fired-for-attending-rick-ross-concert/

Proof Bitches

Jeter's New Intro Music:

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/derek-jeter-at-bat-songs/n39805/

Rude Barb

This video has been rated "M" for Mazur.

If Kevin Dalrymple were assigned to coach men's professional soccer:

TROUBLE'S COMIN'

The Ugliest Shirts for the Ugliest Game

OPTION A

OPTION B

Happy Fourth

TheFourthJuly from 5 + 8 on Vimeo.

DF

¡Viva La Raza!

Dearest Amigos - If you ever want to visit the tropical paradise land where I live and have lived for four years, get here before Sept. 30. I'm moving to Mexico City in October. Upgrading from the banana trade to drug trade. Send prayers. 

Lubahn's Next Vacation?

Who wouldn't want to take their kids to the hemisphere's poorest disease-ridden country? Such fun! 

Miller: Haitian road-trip 2014?

Anyone but them!

And you really wonder why ppl hate you?

LETS DO THIS! GO SPURS GO!! UNO MAS CHAMPIONSHIP!

Hard to get much weirder than Dennis Rodman and the Harlem Globetrotters in North Korea.


According to North Korea, the Globetrotters were a team "formed by blacks in Chicago in 1926."
Really should skim through this video. So bizarre.

Full game footage available:
http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2013/05/29/north_korean_basketball_game_video_vice_dennis_rodman