Question: What is the longest running sitcom in television history?

Don't look it up on the internet, just give your best guess....

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The Inner Circle

Ciao ragazzi! Since discovering the infamous Booya7/filatova combo (aka free porn at high speed) I found this sick ass website that lets you download free music and transfer it to your hard drive. I don't know how they do it, but its the illest thing since the iPod (which is now compatible with windows and is proven to change lives). Anyways, peep the site and leave some feedback for my first post.

Popping My Blogger Cherry,
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BEAT THEFT...

Post generator Faust - nice work on upkeep, devotion and pop culture. Let's get Blog-nasty this week, now that Mastofest has cum and gone.

Brown, did you have surgery?? Please explain...

I, due to a lack of creativity, am stealing your beat this week Fowst.
Here's my Jamtastic Jam of the week:

http://www.blastro.com/player/heliosequencedontlookaway.html

Helio Sequence - Don't Look Away

Plug-in headphones at work...

I find it applicable (do you pronounce that ah-plick-a-bull or ap-lick-able) to all of us in the dregs, successes and confusion of our early 20s.

I play with My Little Ponies.

Lyric Watch:

Well we all get up and we all get down
And we all get stuck but we come around

If we stand still we're sure to just fade away
Look into your eyes
Look for something more
Don't be a reaction to all the channels you've seen before

- Flub-A-Dub

I enjoy comedies..

Sorry I havent had time to blog, this is a busy week at work for me because deadline is next week so you probably won't hear much. Plus, I managed to fuck up my thumb and it makes typing a little harder and annoying.

I will say this though: The Bears are the fucking awesome this year and their win on Sunday night almost made up for TCU's debacle verse BYU Thursday. However, my biggest problem with the Frogs was not that they played like shit (because they did) but because they let TV arrange at 5:00 TV start time. That is NOT a time to ever start a football game, especially on a Thursday night. It was weird on the players, coaches, students, and especially the Alumni who couldn't even make it to the game until halftime (if at all). Horrible mistake by TCU (lubahn give me names) and we gave a huge advantage to BYU!!

Want to know what to watch in the new Fall Season? Here are a couple of shows I'd like to spotlight…

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip - NBC, Mondays – Aaron Sorkin (writer of The West Wing and Sportsnight) The show is based on the cast and crew of a Saturday Night Live-type show. The dialogue is quick and witty. It is very funny and I have watched all three episodes, and it is the only show I watch every week besides The Office.
WHO SHOULD WATCH: Williams, Butz, and Miller

30 Rock – NBC, Wednesday – Oddly enough, this show is also about a Staurday Night Live-type show. But this one is a 30 minute sitcom aimed more on laughs than drama. With Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin (he’s better at humor than drama, because he is a joke), this show should be worth a few good chuckles.
WHO SHOULD WATCH: Williams, Chambers, Weiss

Friday Night Lights – NBC, Tuesday (Premeires Tonight) When I saw the first previews for this show I thought this would be a terrible spin-off. It turns out it might be the best show on television in years. I have read reviews from the top critics who hail this show as “beautiful” and “real.” Two of the most complimentary adjectives, and ones rarely used to describe a tv show. The only thing that hurts this show is the name, because I believe many viewers will assume (as I did) this show is merely a rara sis boom ba version of the acclaimed book.
WHO SHOULD WATCH: Mazur, Portillo, Dalrymple, Brown

A few others….

If you like 24, check out Kidnapped
If you like Lost, check out The Nine
If you (or your girly) like Sex and the City, check out Ugly Betty
If you like House, check out Heroes
If you like Deal or No Deal, check your pulse

- Adam Faust, American Television Critic

As of about 9:45 last night, I graciously bowed out of our competition. I thought it was time for me to renew my relationship with a dear old friend of mine...my penis.

Fucking Booya7!

Lubahn OUT..............

I'd like to thank my fans and suppoters out there, but unfortunately, I am no longer master of my domain. I tried to use it as a pain killer after surgery. Guess what, it did't help. It was just messy though.

Greeting fellas. I have been busy and more truthfully, lazy for a while now and have not posted much. So just to clear some things up, I did not TKO out. Why? Because I never liked the idea of the game nor did I like reading about youu guys alomst masterbating. Alsi I thought it was kinda ill-logical game and decided to rub one out on the first day in private protest. It was actually one of my guiltiest sessions since boy-hood. I felt like I let yall down and thought about asking if we could start over. Then rubbed another one out just to let myself know it was really over.

So it looks like the frogs went down today. Coincidentally the same day Bear bought his ticket to come hang with me in Vegas for TCU vs UNLV. No worries though, now I will have no obligation to enter the game and can spend all the time outside just kicking it and gaiting.

Anyone gambling these day? If so meet me in Vegas and send me your picks for this weekend.

Lubahn as far as you making the best impression ever, I would say maybe true. However your lack of actually first impressions (due to never leaving the slanted house - aka trail lake) severely hurt your claims. By the way there was a period where (due to you always being known as "the bomb" or just plan "lubahn") that I thought your name was "Adam Lubahn". I actually feel guilt for that Brett. Sorry.

Imagine you didn’t know anyone in the Inner Circle. Not one. Pretty sad, right? Well, now imagine you met everyone for the first time. You were introduced to each for the very first time. They were just another shmuck at a crowded bar you met in passing. Who would you initially like, and who would you detest?

Butz – Overall pretty likeable and amusing, but he can be quite the pessimistic smart-ass.
Portillo- Has a jovial quality and will talk to anyone, but he will probably ask you to get him a drink, and then, maybe a ride a home.
Mazur- As cordial as they come, unless he’s drunk. In which case he may tell you he has a small child locked in his closet.
Chambers- Friendly to your face, but if you have a pink polo on and are talking politics he will rage on you.
Brown- He’s nice to everyone, but don’t get caught talking to his girlfriend… that’s grounds for a fight.
Kevin Bear- He may seem to be just your average sports-talking-super-fan… until you get him behind a keyboard.
Williams- He is the quintessential fun guy at the bar. But who likes the fun guy at the bar?
Faust- He’ll engage you in conversation about anything, but does he care? And what is that queer wearing?
Weiss- He is utterly unhateable, unless you hate strangers with Eastern European impersonations.
Miller- Maybe the worst first impressions of all time, but also the most entertaining bar patron to watch from afar.
Lubahn- Maybe the best first impressions of all time- everyone loves Brent. He’s from Minnesota! What a sweetie! Snake.

So, what do you guys think?


I do have a job. I just don’t care about it.

Pictures from the Duke's Bachelor Party.

Duke's Bachelor Party

Sep 26, 2006 - 32 Photos

Just 5 indians left... I disqualified Portillo and Mazur for having lovers. But, also because Mazur and Portillo have declared they are not really playing. I left Lubahn in because though he has a woman, he also has a baby. The penalties are offsetting. Which means he's getting nothing. I have also spoken with him on several occasions and know how much he is battling.

Good luck boys. But remember, Booya7 will not be around forever...

THE BIG LOSER IS...

B-DUB

According to IC sources, as of 9pm on Thursday night, BRIAN WEISS took the title as most susceptible to self-satisfaction, thus concluding round one of Mastofest 2006.

Apparently, after downing a bottle of MD 20/20, Brian found himself aroused watching a Shaun Michaels WCW cage match. He caved shortly thereafter.

Two days Brian? That is just pathetic.

I, after six days of self-restraint, found myself alone and aroused this (Saturday) afternoon. With a little help from our friend Booya7, I proudly bowed out around 2:30.

It felt very, very good.

B-dub, Do you have something to say?

I will now begin weekly installments of "Song of the Week." I will choose a song that I think must be heard. I will try to keep everyone's tastes in mind without diluting the quality of music I choose. No easy task considering we all listen to different kinds of tunes. Anyone else that would like to share a song with the group please do so....

Band: My Morning Jacket
Song: "Into the Woods"
Album: Z

It's eerie and wonderful. Here is my favorite line

"A GOOD SHOWERHEAD AND MY RIGHT HAND - THE TWO BEST LOVERS THAT I EVER HAD. NOW, IF YOU FIND YOU AGREE WITH WHAT I JUST SAID, YOU'D BETTER FIND A NEW LOVEAND LET 'EM INTO YOUR HEAD."

Nice, and very topical considering our blog....

This is fucking hilarious. I encourage everyone to read. Oh how it brings back some memories...........

Pic of Chambers in '97

http://www.concordmonitor.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060921/REPOSITORY/609210373

NEW YEAR'S CHI-TOWN

Everyone's invited. Brown and Portillo have already confirmed. Faust and Bone are pending. Mazur is busy. I have a feeling Bear's in. Miller is in Saigon. Butz will be in Lake Tahoe with Tom ``DJ'' Jackson. Weiss will say he's going to come and then not pick up the phone the week prior.

Faust, nice work on Zach Braff. Here's a similar article that gives me confidence in your movie assessment: http://metromix.chicagotribune.com/movies/mmx-091506-chicago-movies-braff,0,1039580.story?coll=mmx-movies_leftutility

Also, why didn't you guys come visit last year?
http://www.commercialappeal.com/mca/local/article/0,2845,MCA_25340_5012359,00.html

Oh yeah

So, to take our minds off Mastofest 06, I went to see The Last Kiss last night. Many of you have seen Garden State which Zach Braff also wrote... and it was a pretty damn good movie. Well, Zach is growing up at much the same rate as we are... that is why his career is so compelling. Garden State was about post college confusion, and The Last Kiss is about commitment and the fear of it. It's no masterpiece. It has a lot of wasted characters and some melodrama that will alienate many men.

But, I am no regular man. I am a feeler. I like feelings, and anyone of you who have been around me drunk knows you're in for a big hug and some stammering, yet sincere, I love yous. So, I dug this movie for the reason that I (we) can relate to this state of our lives. To commit or not to commit? To spend the rest of your life with the one you love or remain free? We don't talk about it. When she asks, "What are you thinking- be honest." We don't say, "Well, I love you, but man there's a lot of tail out there!" And this movie does a nice job of exposing our everyday lies. The little things we prefer to just look over. Because what's the alternative?

Cheating.

Yep, cheating is the alternative. And we know the whole story before we ever get started. We know it will be one fun night that will mutate into a guilt-ridden malaise that we can't escape. Until you tell her, or she finds out. Both are wonderful options. It's like when someone asks, would you rather be set on fire by your eyelids or be eatin alive by house cats?

So, the girl (played by Jacinda from the Real World 3 or something) finds out. She ends it with him in a violent break up. Her rage is very authentic. And there our hero is left with nothing but the memory of his infidelity. Not a bad memory considerng his fellow adultress is wicked sexy and she is 19 and he is 29. She also gives a great performance. But, enough about the movie, back to life. The grass will always seem greener on the other girl. You can convince yourself so easily that a night with another woman will cure you of this wandering eye. It will not. It will always be there. So, I guess if you have someone that is with you unconditionally and everything is good, except every time you see a 19yr old skirt go by it drives you out of your head- that's ok. It's just pointless to chase it.


So, who jerked off last night? -booya7

DIRTY PORTILLO

He's the dirtiest of us all, he's just confined, like a pig, in a cage, on antibiotics...

Just kidding. But he even admitted he would not participate in this if he didn't live with Joan of Arc.

However, Lubahn's post about Portillo dirty-porn sparks so many memories, particularly the awkwardness and yet strange exhiliration of rubbing on your friend's PC (My victims include: Lubahn, Brown, Faust, Mom, Bob Cooter)

Portillo, however, used to download, and save ANIME porn.

Now that is creepius-maximus.