Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Via Text

Lee: Guess who asked to walk down the aisle with you at the wedding?

Faust: Who? (restrained elation)

Lee: Nobody you fat headed fuck!

Faust: Oh. (Hurt)

Lee: Do you need some aloe for that burn?

10 comments:

  1. This is a good example of how Portillo is the biggest shit talker in the group.

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  2. Here's one that happened to me on Monday:

    Portillo: The Spurs signed Scottie Pippen?!

    Me: Bullshit

    Portillo: Check Yahoo Sports!

    (surf the internet on my phone, obviously no reports)

    I call Lee, "What are you talking about?"

    Portillo: "Hahahaha, did you believe me?"

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  3. How about this one.

    Portillo email 1:
    subject: You are that special person who excells (actual spelling)
    body: at being not only stupid but also an asshole

    Brown response:
    Why the hate?

    Portillo response:
    Question: Why the hate?
    Answer: Cause I hate your face

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  4. txt

    Simon Cowell aka Portillo: Man those vids were awesome. I wish I went. It would have felt great to show you how much of a non athlete you are.

    mazur respone: Eat shit...you would have injured yourself trying to follow my sponsored ass.

    Simon: The only sponsor you have is your daddys money.

    seperate txt

    Simon: Are you going to tailgate the radiohead concert? Just make sure to blast creep on your sick system when you do.

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  5. so this is a pattern... anyone else like to sound off?

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  6. I feel left out, well, except for when he publicly bashes me on the blog for my povertous, gluttonous lifestyle choices.

    I gotta say, the Radiohead tailgate blasting `Creep' line is pretty damn hilarious

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  7. Thanks for ruining my weekend Fasut. I was planning on sending that test out to the other non married's as well.

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  8. Williams would have bit just as hard. The wisel was the wild card.

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  9. BTW - I meant to write "text" not test.

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  10. Did you mean to say, "Fasut?"

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