This is a good example of how Portillo is the biggest shit talker in the group.
Here's one that happened to me on Monday:Portillo: The Spurs signed Scottie Pippen?!Me: BullshitPortillo: Check Yahoo Sports!(surf the internet on my phone, obviously no reports)I call Lee, "What are you talking about?"Portillo: "Hahahaha, did you believe me?"
How about this one.Portillo email 1:subject: You are that special person who excells (actual spelling)body: at being not only stupid but also an assholeBrown response:Why the hate?Portillo response:Question: Why the hate?Answer: Cause I hate your face
txtSimon Cowell aka Portillo: Man those vids were awesome. I wish I went. It would have felt great to show you how much of a non athlete you are.mazur respone: Eat shit...you would have injured yourself trying to follow my sponsored ass.Simon: The only sponsor you have is your daddys money.seperate txtSimon: Are you going to tailgate the radiohead concert? Just make sure to blast creep on your sick system when you do.
so this is a pattern... anyone else like to sound off?
I feel left out, well, except for when he publicly bashes me on the blog for my povertous, gluttonous lifestyle choices. I gotta say, the Radiohead tailgate blasting `Creep' line is pretty damn hilarious
Thanks for ruining my weekend Fasut. I was planning on sending that test out to the other non married's as well.
Williams would have bit just as hard. The wisel was the wild card.
BTW - I meant to write "text" not test.
Did you mean to say, "Fasut?"
This is a good example of how Portillo is the biggest shit talker in the group.
ReplyDeleteHere's one that happened to me on Monday:
ReplyDeletePortillo: The Spurs signed Scottie Pippen?!
Me: Bullshit
Portillo: Check Yahoo Sports!
(surf the internet on my phone, obviously no reports)
I call Lee, "What are you talking about?"
Portillo: "Hahahaha, did you believe me?"
How about this one.
ReplyDeletePortillo email 1:
subject: You are that special person who excells (actual spelling)
body: at being not only stupid but also an asshole
Brown response:
Why the hate?
Portillo response:
Question: Why the hate?
Answer: Cause I hate your face
txt
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell aka Portillo: Man those vids were awesome. I wish I went. It would have felt great to show you how much of a non athlete you are.
mazur respone: Eat shit...you would have injured yourself trying to follow my sponsored ass.
Simon: The only sponsor you have is your daddys money.
seperate txt
Simon: Are you going to tailgate the radiohead concert? Just make sure to blast creep on your sick system when you do.
so this is a pattern... anyone else like to sound off?
ReplyDeleteI feel left out, well, except for when he publicly bashes me on the blog for my povertous, gluttonous lifestyle choices.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, the Radiohead tailgate blasting `Creep' line is pretty damn hilarious
Thanks for ruining my weekend Fasut. I was planning on sending that test out to the other non married's as well.
ReplyDeleteWilliams would have bit just as hard. The wisel was the wild card.
ReplyDeleteBTW - I meant to write "text" not test.
ReplyDeleteDid you mean to say, "Fasut?"
ReplyDelete