Well, what do you guys think? I think they should both keep their jobs. For the sheer reason that who else are you going to get that is better? Maybe they could just switch jobs.

Well, it was a sour loss. But at the very least my pick to win the west, New Orleans, is still in it. Be warned, SA Boys, these Hornets can play ball. Much love to B.Bass for leaving it all on the floor...

Oh, and thanks for all the May header submissions... I received ZERO.

Big Boy Biking in Big City

I've been biking around the city lately.
I'm pretty sure I look pretty cool doing so.

35 DAYS TILL GUADALUPE

One night Foos.

One night Austin.

One Legendary Hoops game.

Two days River.

Three nights debauchery.

Nine Party CDs with 2003 music.

445 Jello shots for river patrons. (Portillo's idea)

Any other ideas?

What's the latest on the place, cost per night, other details, etc?

70 DAYS TILL SAN DIEGO

When is everyone getting there? Are we all staying at the same place? Anyone taken any reigns on this? Cost? I definitely have no lodging planned. Do you all? Is it a `we' or every man for self?

Voices? Coordination?

It's gonna be a good summer...and Bear/Clay and Austin isn't too far away...

What was widely believed as true for many years has finally been confirmed. Ray Lewis eats other people. Lewis was seen eating a Caucasian elderly lady Tuesday afternoon. Lewis evidently succumbed to his fetish while at the Baltimore Zoo. The witnesses were twenty-three second graders, their chaperons, and LeBron James. Apparently, while viewing chimpanzees, Mr. Lewis form tackled the eight-three year old into a barbed fence. The lady died from fright one second before the form tackle. After the form tackle Mr. Lewis stood over her screaming, “Get up bitch”, he then went into his “electric” dance that he regularly performs every Sunday during football season. After his dance which lasted exactly 5 minutes too long he started to eat the women’s shoulder. Two elephants and one rhino were used to apprehend Mr. Lewis after multiple attempts by every officer in the greater Baltimore police force. They also tried shooting Mr. Lewis but apparently he’s bullet proof. That’s when Rufus Cockamaney the elephant trainer suggested using the services of Long Dong and Bethsheba the elephants, and Caterpillar the Rhino. After breaking Caterpillar’s face and throwing Long Dong into the polar bear pool Bethsheba was able to handcuff Mr. Lewis by whipping him into submission with her trunk. Long Dong was later killed by the polar bears. The twenty-three second graders were witnesses to this as well.

"The May Header Contest"



I would like to propose a contest. Since I do all the deisgning of the blog, I would like to have a contest for the best design of the May Header. Everyone has MS Paint (Williams has "Advanced Knowledge of MSPaint" on his resume)

Before one of you dickheads makes fun of me, and says, "Oh Holy Designer Faust thank you for lettting us do this..." SAVE IT. That's not my intention. My intention is to have some fun and se what your sick minds come up with.

Requirements...

1. Must include the word "May"
2. Must include one image of one or more IC members
3. May not include a member not in the IC (animals/plants are ok)
4. Must be JPEG, BMP, or GIF
5. All entries must be submitted by email before April 30th

Winner receives their header posted for the Month of May. And $4. That's right, 4 bucks... Good Luck.

The Cast of Your HIGH SCHOOL

Dear Friends - In the upcoming weeks, I am doing a show that is a mock high school talent show. Basically, you choose a character from high school, student/teacher/faculty member, and perform something as them. One example from the last show that was funny was the drama club reading lines from a play in absurdly over-dramatic tones. Or the Home Ec teacher beat-boxing.

My question to you, my wonderful friends, is to rack your Churchill, Round Rock, Southlake, Winona, New Orleans Prep, and SA Lee brains and see if you can recollect some of the eccentric/funny/absurd characters from your high school and explain them in detail, from their appearances to their odd ticks. I need inspiration. What better place to find inspiration from than the IC home team??

Currently, I am writing a rap by a World Geography teacher, who, in describing countries, reveals he is gay. This is based on my painfully gay, attempted authoritarian Geography teacher George Rutzen. Shockingly, he hated me....What y'all got??

Here you go, Will Smith...

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