Thursday, September 10, 2009



Kyle Broflovski - Mazur

cheap, angry easily, firy outbursts, Cartman is his nemesis




Kenny McCormick - Chambers

- white trashy, wears a hat that says Scotch on it, mostly like to get blown up




Randy Marsh - Miller - geologist, radical

- crazy, outrageous, overzealous





Portillo - Mr. Hankey
- pleasant, but really just a piece a shit






Butters Scotch - Kevin
- kind but very nerdy, makes up songs in his room and sometimes thinks he is a superhero





Mr.Mackey, mmmkah- Clint
- reprimanding, hypocritical about drug use






Tweak - Weiss

- wound up, angst ridden, screams





Lubahn - Towlie. Obvious.







Eric Cartman - Williams
- fat, antagonistic, hates cats







Mr. Garrison - Faust

- gay, control freak, has a man-slave





There is no Chef - we have no stone cold pimp with musical talent and a smooth voice of reason


There is no Stan - Stan is the voice of reason, the wisest and rarely, rarely shows any loss of tempermant. I know no one like that amongst us...

26 comments:

  1. Kevin looks like Butters.

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  2. Well done Adams.

    I think the top three matches are Miller, Clint and Weiss..


    Oh my god...they killed Chambers...you bastards!



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  3. fat kid pictures rule.

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  4. Anonymous5:27 PM

    i cannot stand southpark. the show is ridiculous and is made by a bunch of individuals who live in the big forest north of the US.

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  5. i couldve sworn they were americans... from colorado.

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  6. Chambers, that's why you are Kenny.

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  7. Wow. Go fuck yourself.

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  8. Chambers. I do hope you are kidding. South Park is the 2nd best show on television (after Talk Soup).

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  9. It's the best. But, I do enjoy Talk Soup.

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  10. no love for chelsea handler?

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  11. family guy
    talk soup
    south park
    in this order

    i had a dream that I killed my nemesis last night.

    chambers favorite band is indigo girls.

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  12. who's your nemesis?

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  13. Anonymous5:20 PM

    southpark blows. i find no interest in the show whatsoever. judge me world... judge me.

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  14. i judge you a blowhard. court adjourned.

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  15. BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hard-blower.

    Mazur, please post more often. Indigo girls just gave me unintentional nostril water.

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  16. this thread is over... like chamber master robes.

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  17. Did Faust and Williams co author this shit post? Awesome job at talking shit about your close friends. Well done.

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  18. I guess this is the real reason Williams created the blog.

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  19. Way to take a joke, Brian and Kevin.

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  20. "I'd prefer to learn something from my friends than watch them berate each other." - Williams about 1 month ago.

    "That post was fucking dick!" - Mazur to me at the tailgate on Saturday ~ in reference to this post.

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  21. all pussies... whining women.

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  22. yes, big time pussies.

    And Bear just outed Mazur as puss-puss number three.

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  24. the post was dick. it was also fucking hilarious. you know what else is fucking hilarious? faust calling me a puss puss. i will rip his emotional crying face off. you're all a bunch of drama queen bitch sluts. south park post has done what I'm sure the authors intended. you're all pussies in my book. BURN BURN BURN BURN OOOHHHHHHHHHHH

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  25. we need a post ranking puss-ness.

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  26. What's up with that Bob Dylan post? We should totally start commenting above.

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