Quote of the Week
Guppies,
Here is the quote of the week. Hopefully this becomes a weekly thang. Also, if you have any quotes to add, put 'em up there. I hope to include a variety, everyone from Michelangelo to Michael Jordan to Michael Moore to Michael Mazur ("Mom?").
Here is week 1. I thought, "this would be better if heard". Then, I found the website (at the bottom of the quote), which plays the quote in a pretty hysterical fashion. If you can find audio of Dylan saying this, it is worth 28 seconds of your oh so precious time.
"Half of the people can be part right all of the time, Some of the people can be all right part of the time, But all the people can't be all right all the time. I think Abraham Lincoln said that. I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours. I said that."
- Bob Dylan, "Talkin' World War III Blues"
bob dylan was an inspirational pussy.
ReplyDeleteHe is the biggest pussy to ever be featured on this web portal.
ReplyDeleteHe was a Freewheelin' Pussy
ReplyDeleteBiggest Puss-pusses
ReplyDelete1. Bob Dylan
2. Mike Mazur
3. Translator in Saving Private Ryan
-The Server
Biggest wannabe hipsters:
ReplyDelete1.Bob Dylan
2.Adam Faust
3.Lady Gaga
This is fun. Who can we do next?
ReplyDeleteBesides being awesome, Bob Dylan played an important role during his time and all of you wish you had half of the talent that he did.
ReplyDeleteWannabe hipster...Dylan....you are just a complete moron!
Biggest dork:
ReplyDelete1.Bob Dylan
2.Brent Lubahn
3.Mark Cuban
I prefer Geek.
ReplyDeleteWilliams is more a dork, Chambers a dweeb.
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Miller is a knucklehead
ReplyDeleteBiggest Geniuses living:
ReplyDelete1. Bob Dylan
2. Brent Lubahn
3. Bailey Lubahn
"Bob Dylan played an important role during his time" -- Brent Lubahn, getting all brainy on us
what was boob dylan's important role during his time, lubahn? he played the harmonica and wrote songs on a sailboat... am i missing something? did he cure some disease? etc, etc... lube on is an idiot.
ReplyDelete-mooseknuckle
Mooseknuckle come on, I mean he was obviously some sort of a badass, Cate FUCKING Blanchett played him in a movie.
ReplyDeletegreat, now i have to figure out which cate blanchett quote im going to use next week.
ReplyDeleteMiller wins funniest comment of the month
ReplyDeleteBob Dylan was important. And we all know it, and none of us know why.
(Williams, don't write 10,000 words trying to tell us why).
Biggest Know-It-Alls
1.Bob Dylan
2.Adam Williams
3.Cliff from Cheers
Biggest Lubahn Homer
ReplyDelete1. Bob Dylan
2. Adam Faust
3. Monster Ballads 2
Lubahn's Best Friends
ReplyDelete1. Bob Dylan
2. Adam Faust
3. weed
What's up with all the Lubahn bashing?
ReplyDeleteCoolest things about Lubahn:
1. Bob Dylan
2. Reliable sperm
3. Nippers
Three guys most likely to have a threesome with each other:
ReplyDelete1. Adam Faust
2. Brent Lubahn
3. Adam Williams
3 guys who regularly have threesomes with each other.
ReplyDelete1. Michael Mazur
2. Kirt Bailey
3. Joe de la Garza
oh snap son. My boyfriend just scalded yo' ass.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the omission of Bob Dylan in the previous two lists must be addressed as a breach of pattern on the commentary strand.
ReplyDeleteThe other Top 3 commentary strand breachers:
1. Bob Dylan
2. Viral Brian Weiss
3. Adderall-ed Matt Chambers
that quote sucked.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the banter. Who cares if bob dylan is a dork or whatever you say he is, he probably made a lot of money, very well known, and because of the first two did a lot of drugs and women.
ReplyDeletenail on head.
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