Happy Birthday Buddy....I am sorry that I missed the party but I saw the pics!

The NBA

It's pretty tough to come by "Basquet" games here so, with the start of the playoffs, I've found my way to Chubbs American bar about 3 times in the last 8 days to watch all the hoops I can possibly digest. Also, the waitresses are attractive reformed prostitutes (just worth mentioning).

Here are my observations of the NBA as I understand it after watching about 10 games. Feel free to weigh in with some of your own.

* I am better at basketball than Jermaine O'Neal. Dude is a corpse.

* LeBron is the only person to know how to refer to himself in the 4th person.

* Josh Smith is the only player in NBA history to jam his neck on the JumboTron (which was supplied by Brady Haaaasss).

* The Thunder are fun. They're not good. But they're fun.

* Derrick Rose may not have really graduated high school, but damnit, if he had someone to pass to that wasn't a sub-par veteran (Luol Deng is not good Lubahn) then maybe Chicago wouldn't be an 8-seed that really "challenged" the 1-seed every year.

* It appears the mandatory route to true NBA success is to create a team with at least 3 current or past all-stars. If you do not meet this requisite, you are not a real contender.

Boston: Pierce, Garnett, Allen, Wallace, Rondo and even Moses Finley

Cleveland: Shaq, Jamison, LeBrenda

Lakers: Do I really need to list them?

Mavs: See above

SA: Big 3 + Jefferson

Magic: Carter, Lewis, Dwight

Phx (contender?): Nads, Amare, Richardson

(I don't consider Utah or Denver contenders. That may not be fair)

* Chris Anderson's Dad is Puck from the Real World

As for the main series we all care about:

* Tony Parker is great. Blessed be the franchise that discovered him.

* Dirk Nowitzki is fantastic. Blessed be the franch...yeah, yeah, you get it.

* It is fun to watch two teams beat the shit out of each other

* Eddie Najera learned a lot from the Thuggets. Maybe too much.

* Annual playoff complaining about referees makes me nauseas (spelling nauseas is awkward)

just copy and paste, and go easy on the women.

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These guys go hard...

The blog has been active, but a little generic. And it made me realize I don't really know what every one is up to. I figured I would jot down the pathetic facts I actually do know.

• Bear- Beating me in tennis, building something at his house he is being really mysterious about.
• Weiss- Getting his email hacked and sending me quasi aggressive text messages.
• Chambers- Has a baby and a stressful job. Wants to hang out but I have been a flake.
• Mazur- Left his good job for a better job. Good job is still paying him.  Having a girl.
• Williams- In excellent relationship with native girl.  Wrote a book. Still poor. 
• Lubahn- Moved to Apple Valley, Minnesota.  Jack is overjoyed about having a basement.
• Miller- Working hard at TCU. Watches a lot of internet videos. Has a sweet beard.
• Portillo- I will be seeing him this summer. Thank God b/c I have no idea what he's been up to.
• Brown- In Austin. I think.

I am doing well. Working a good amount. I like my big black dog.  Piper and I ride bikes to bars and ride back drunk.  That's pretty fun.

I look forward to seeing all of you again.

OK, I know the video thing is getting out of hand, but I couldn't help myself.



I got Piper one.

The snl parody is pretty awesome....
http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264/saturday-night-live-shake-weight-dvd

the weather in hungary:

best pissing contests are won at ivy league schools, like the university of martinique.

Odds to win the 2011 BCS National Championship Game

Alabama - 9/2
Ohio St - 5/1
Florida - 10/1
Boise St - 10/1
USC - 10/1
TCU - 15/1
Texas - 15/1
Virgina Tech - 15/1
Nebraska - 15/1
Oklahoma - 25/1
LSU - 25/1

Ever think you would see the day to have the same odds as UT?

KFC's Double Down: bacon and cheese sandwiched between two pieces of fried chicken

I will reimburse anyone here who eats one if they take a picture of themselves and the sandwich and post it here as proof.

To Learn more about this fantastic piece of American self-mutilation you can read about it on the Fort Worth Weekly- which I didn't know existed.

andrew bogut... ouch.

embed. happy easter.

was looking for this:



and found williams in another video...

Said videoo

April Fools

Boise State forced to forfeit Fiesta Bowl

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