side note. during my visit to lala land, portillo informs me he lost his wedding ring on wednesday. he found it in his deodorant on saturday. i wish i was capable of making that up. so yes, he didn't use deodorant from wednesday to saturday.
i encourage everyone to get out there and visit the man. he's in a great spot. butz & I had a great time.
If you laid out every shirt ever made in the world and I was asked which one would look the worst on Lee Portillo I would choose that beige paisley number.
After further review it doesn't even look as though he is wearing a shirt. It looks like he is under an x-ray machine and has a horrible case of ring worm.
I remember Marc telling a man standing close to him at a craps table in Vegas to "Get your fucking guayavera out of my face!" or something of that nature.
This guy is on my shit list big time. I sent him a text telling him I loved him on his birthday and got no response. Tired of the bullshit Lee, tired of it.
side note. during my visit to lala land, portillo informs me he lost his wedding ring on wednesday. he found it in his deodorant on saturday. i wish i was capable of making that up. so yes, he didn't use deodorant from wednesday to saturday.
ReplyDeletei encourage everyone to get out there and visit the man. he's in a great spot. butz & I had a great time.
is like odessa file?
ReplyDeletedeodorant ring?
eu d'toillete ring?
i get rashy, and it makes me sweat, i hate deodorant.
happy days, cali waves...
happy fathers days... to lube on, matt and michael. the rest of you just think about what you havent done.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if he starts making more of a bllog effort
ReplyDeleteWeiss and I will be his next visitors in mid-July. I think there is some beach volleyball in our future.
ReplyDeletePortillo keeps his silverware under his mattress and showers with butter.
ReplyDeleteI once saw him shave with icing.
Will you wear the flesh colored, paisley wife beater in a smedium at least one day when I come out to visit?
ReplyDeleteIf you laid out every shirt ever made in the world and I was asked which one would look the worst on Lee Portillo I would choose that beige paisley number.
ReplyDeleteAfter further review it doesn't even look as though he is wearing a shirt. It looks like he is under an x-ray machine and has a horrible case of ring worm.
ReplyDeleteRemember the bird poop shirt he wore in Vegas? It had three-dimensional globs of white puffer paint on a black shirt. It glowed in every bar.
ReplyDeleteGuy´s a bad dresser.
lee? remember the guayavera? in vegas? im an all-star.
ReplyDeleteI remember Marc telling a man standing close to him at a craps table in Vegas to "Get your fucking guayavera out of my face!" or something of that nature.
ReplyDeletethat's not a "beige paisley number". it's a dirty stained wife-beater.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is on my shit list big time. I sent him a text telling him I loved him on his birthday and got no response. Tired of the bullshit Lee, tired of it.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone addressed Bear's post to Lee? Does Lee even read this? Is there some way to see when a person logs in? I am concerned about Bear's anger.
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