This is my first work of art. Buckle Up. Also maybe get high before viewing. It might enchance the experience.

I've already made a second. Bdub, would you be up for a best of 3/5/7 series? I would.

I'll post number two upon request.

- Adubble yo Pleasure, Dubble yo Guns

Esquire Gets it Right Again

Berry, Biel, Johansson, Theron, Beckinsale, and now Minka Kelly.  They always make the right choice for sexiest woman alive. I would pick up a copy if you don't already have a subscription.  They also award the sexiest women from each country. 


Articles not featuring T&A include an Esquire-appointed committee to balance the budget, questions for the Tea Party, and "Why People Love the McRib."   


In my never-that-humble opinion, Esquire has no peers.

i hate admitting it, but I think lebrons new ad is pretty good

LeBron James Nike commercial - "Rise" @ Yahoo! Video

if we cant get the rap off up, can we vote for change? who's voting? im not.

Corporate Lingo - These are pretty funny, as a recruiter I see/hear a lot of this and most are very true.



"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.


"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time to train you.


"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.


"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.


"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.


"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.


"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.


"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).


"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.


"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.


"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.


"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.


"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.


"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

This made me cry.

Brett, stop texting pics of your junk.

However, this girl is obscenely hot. But she didn't want to see your junk. She called you a "creepy douche." Man, I wish Brett would have just retired a Packer.

PS: This is Jenn Sterger's second time on the blog. Do you remember her first appearance? (without googling it?)

This guy killed it in the TCU Money Management Program

Astoundingly Terrible Texas Rangers Song

It's Time

(Listen for genius Bernie Madoff reference)

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These Rangers Look Fo' Real

can this guy join our wolfpack?... that it may grow by one.

Adam Faust = Macaulay Culkin

After accosting his brother for eating all his cheese pizza, Macaulay (Kevin McAllister) snapped at his mom and dad, stormed to the attic bedroom and ended up missing the trip to France.

Reread the above sentence, replace brother with sister and eating cheese pizza with smoking last cigarette.

Bam.

Culkin is Faust.

Mac C. was also arrested for possession of weed in 2004 and is the gayest non-gay in movies. He is so not gay, he is dating Mila Kunis, whose name is equally as eccentric as Piper Huddleston's.

Matthew Chambers = William Zabka

The famed leader of the Kobra Kai, Zabka was once a bright light on the scene. Then, just as it seemed his career would take off, poof, he was gone.

Put him in a Body Bag.

(Also appeared in Hot Tub Time Machine, Chambers favorite movie)

Lee Portillo = Harry Henderson

The following plotline is the story of Harry Henderson with splices of Lee Portillo's life:

On their way home to Seattle from a camping trip, the Hendersons accidentally run over a strange and unknown creature *wearing white tennis shoes and a birdshit shirt. Unsure what else to do, they strap it to the roof of their car and take it home. Once there, the revived creature goes wild, *borrowing all of their clothing, eating bathroom soap and putting his boogers underneath the couch. Eventually, the family realizes that the creature is the legendary fuzzy albino Mexican, and is actually very gentle, *though lacks common tact and manners.

Kevin Dalrymple = Bill Fagerbakke

Who else could be Craig T. Nelson's assistant besides Bear?

Fagerbakke (Is that pronounced "Fag-er-back"?) was Dobber, or as the picture reads "Dobbs". He is 6'6'', he played college football at Idaho, got hurt, and took up theatre at SMU.

Dobbs also loves to jumprope and has biked across a glacier. Kevin loves to jumprope but hasn't biked a glacier; yet.

While I couldn't find a good nickname for him (though Dobber is awesome), he is currently the voice for an animated transformer named Bulkhead and Patrick Star on SpongeBob Squarepants.

Bear, meet Bear.

Brian Weiss = Joey Lawrence

Known for his outlandish behavior, catchphrases and boyish good looks, Lawrence says "Woahhh" like Weiss says "Mean, Mean Cry!".

Both have a passion for dance, women and song. Lawrence can ryhme, Weiss can flow, these two go together like "Whoa, Whoa!!"

Lawrence got his break in a Cracker Jack commercial and then sang "Give My Regards to Broadway" on Johnny Carson. I can see Weiss doing both of those, in a tux on roller skates, and one-upping the legend that is Joe Joe Lawrence. I also bet Lawrence couldn't beat Big Taco in a Battle Rap after Faust's wedding.

Adam Williams = Sinbad

Fat, not that funny and both think they are a lot blacker than they really are.

Both have struggled with paying taxes and, though Sinbad beat Williams to the punch, both have considered filing Chapter 7 Bankruptcy in the past year.

Bad dancer. Went bald.

What more proof do you need?

If We Were All Bad Actors

Who Would We Be?

Marc Miller - Brendan Fraser
You never know what to expect from B. Fraser, but you can expect it to be alarming. Starting with his breakout role as an unthawed caveman in Encino Man, BF has continued to wow us with hits such as The Mummy 1-4, George of the Jungle, GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra and Furry Vengeance.

If this body of work doesn't scream Marc Miller, than Brent Lubhan can spell dodecahedron ten times fast. Marc also has the screen saver to the left on his computer.

Clint Brown - Nick Cage

If you had to guess one member of the IC that would find the missing 18 pages from John Wilkes Booth's diary, who would you guess?

Yes, exactly, you would guess Clint.

National Treasure, The Wicker Man, Ghost Rider (played the character Johnny Blaze), Con Air, Raising Arizona and, of course, Vampire's Kiss.

Cage and Brown are interchangeable in any of these roles.

* (Only Oscar winner in the group for Leaving Las Vegas)

BS Lubahn - David Arquette

I truly think if we hosted an "Act off" between Lubahn and Arquette, Lubahn might win. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Lubahn is better speller than Arquette an actor. And thatz sayeng sumthing. (Already reached the max Lubahn spelling joke limit of two...or is it too?(that's three))

I do think that if Lubahn got an acting role he might play a character named "Dewey" (Scream), get eaten (Ravenous) or have a break out role in Eight Legged Freaks.

On the bright side, both have stable marriages with successful, talented women.

Michael Mazur - Seth Green

Feisty, funny, wealthy, Jewish, not tall. Green is the voice of Chris Griffin on Family Guy, Mazur's favorite show. If these two went golfing together, they would fight. Not sure who would win, but one would drown and the one left living would take the dead one's wallet and finish the round.

Some of Green's stuff on Robot Chicken is so weird its funny. I think Mazur's actually made us laugh referencing chimp rape.

Nick Butz - Alf

Both are Cardinals fans.

Hey buddy the songs over....

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Best Fight Scene Ever

i got into a fight at school yesterday evening, and luckily someone recorded it. when the shit hits the fan you better know how to handle yourself.