Is This Acceptable Behavior?
I was at a party last night. I was talking with my wife, her friend Lynn and a guy who recently got engaged to one of their friends. They were asking him about the proposal. He said, "When I proposed her blue eyes turned almost pink. It was beautiful. It looked like a sunset." Lynn melted, Piper said "awwww," and I just stared blankly at him. I feel his behavior was unbefitting of a man.
Am I wrong?
You should have excused yourself from the party and immediately devised a plan to film someone other than that guy fucking his fiance. The only way to help him is to crush him and build him anew.
ReplyDeleteNot only are his comments that of top tier douchebaggery, but they are also simply illogical. Eyes do not turn pink, less they infected, so they guy is also a liar.
You are right. Very right.
Thank you for not inviting me to this party, I wouldve wanted to punch this guy in the nuts
ReplyDeletethirdsies. that guy jumped on the grenade that didn't blow up.
ReplyDeletelynn puckett?
the google says sumpin about silica gel making color transitions of this nature... maybe she has eye implants? or, she had sand in them at said time?
irrespective of possible excuses... yes, i'dve laughed in his face and prolly stabbed him in his uterus.
Yeah, Lynn Puckett (now Caston). She just had a baby.
ReplyDeletebreeders. gotta be careful around 'em.
ReplyDeleteWas it Chambers that said this?
ReplyDeleteWho's Chambers?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with page views?
ReplyDeleteThose are all of ours, no? I can't imagine 10,000 unique visitors to the IC.
Yes, those are all of ours since the beginning of the blog.
ReplyDeleteMy calendar still says January... what's going on with the background?
ReplyDeleteI am just playing around with some new templates/colors
ReplyDeleteFaust is piggybacking The Kummers Blog with the page view counter. He confided in me his love for Tory Birch's classic style over the weekend as well.
ReplyDeleteI think the TCU one is good
ReplyDeleteA little nugget from the Kummer blog , in case you have not been keeping up. I seriously want to take a shit on this lady's face.
ReplyDeletePrinceton
Who is Princeton, you ask? Well, Princeton is the latest term my family uses when referring to my boys. Preston+Winston=Princeton.
I didn't mean to name our dog and my son such similar names. The names are so similar that sometimes we accidently call Preston, Winston! And Winston, Preston! ha! This is a terrible problem!
It all started as an accident. One day I accidently blurted out Princeton when I meant to say Preston but was thinking about Winston. So now it is the family joke. My dog and my son have a "celebrity couple name."
I called my mom today to tell her that I was bringing Princeton over before I went to work. Yes, Preston and Winston.
Just puked in my mouth.
ReplyDeletereminded me of john candy in spaceballs:
ReplyDelete"im not a dog, im a mog... half man, half dog."
some humans ought knot breed. knead knot breed. knead neat bread. next time she should take the load in the mouf, or the dog should take the load.
-lou da wrench
This makes me uncomfortable. Angry and sad. Sangry. Angrad.
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