I just submitted 17 bananas and 31 pineapples to the IRS to pay off public debt.
Contribute people!
Uh, so have you been watching jizzhut? Really, jizzhut?
I just went to it and my computer spit up a dead hamster.
Which reminds me to erase my cookies. Erase your cookies people!
At my apt. in FW, my sister was searching something along the lines of "joythatchristbrings.com" and stumbled across my bookmarked "jugfuckers.com" page.
Tough to work yourself out of that one.
I think I said Brent Lubahn sent it to me in an email, using a scapegoat tactic I learned from captain scapegoat himself.
download google chrome web browser, use incognito browsing function, go to tool-shed in back yard, proceed to give self "old-fashioned", rinse, wash, repeat as necessary.
while im being obnoxious... filatova. booya baby!!!
ReplyDeleteWARNING: NSFW!!!
http://www.jizzhut.com/videos/lisa-bella-and-rocco-2192308.html
rocco siffredi is my idol.
Rocco conquers entire landmasses.
ReplyDeletethere was some atm (that's an acronym for ass to mouth, for all non-sodomites) in there.
ReplyDeletewhat's got two thumbs and loves atm? (double in pointed thumbs) this guy!
i love bambinas.
I just submitted 17 bananas and 31 pineapples to the IRS to pay off public debt.
ReplyDeleteContribute people!
Uh, so have you been watching jizzhut? Really, jizzhut?
I just went to it and my computer spit up a dead hamster.
Which reminds me to erase my cookies. Erase your cookies people!
At my apt. in FW, my sister was searching something along the lines of "joythatchristbrings.com" and stumbled across my bookmarked "jugfuckers.com" page.
Tough to work yourself out of that one.
I think I said Brent Lubahn sent it to me in an email, using a scapegoat tactic I learned from captain scapegoat himself.
Happy Friday. See you at the JizzHut at 8!
isnt the jizzhut that place we visited in playa santa jesucristo maria?
ReplyDeleteskeet skeet.
Piper typed "www." a few nights ago and up came...
ReplyDeletewww.youporn.com
www.youporn.com/natural_jugs
www.youporn.com/breasted_jugs_boobs
www.youporn.com/tittyfuck
www.youporn.co/weird_big_titties
Fuck you, Firefox.
Weird big titties? Really?
ReplyDeletemy cookies are just:
www.redtube.com/ebony
www.redtube.com/ebony/Korvette
www.redtube.com/ebony/moreebonyplease/anybodygotebony?
www.redtube.com/chicassmoking
download google chrome web browser, use incognito browsing function, go to tool-shed in back yard, proceed to give self "old-fashioned", rinse, wash, repeat as necessary.
ReplyDeletecreep.
ReplyDeleteIn other news your boy Ted Williams admitted himself to rehab.
ReplyDeleteADub, are you into girls that smoke whilst being fisted (i.e. www.redtube.com/chicassmoking)? If so, that is creepy.
I was kidding.
ReplyDeleteSure pal. Sounds like you have a sweet tooth ese.
ReplyDeletewe can be way more juvenile than this. i know in my heart and my pants.
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