So... I dont think we can go completely bald on top because Faust might be a little worried about his look when he shaves it all off on Sunday.. but I do remember Faust with a buzzed haircut and it is definitely a good look for him.... (see below, ignore Bernie)
Can we agree to a #1 blade on the top and sides? Or should Faust have to do the zero blade as seen below in Timmy Tebow? Who is going to have the clippers? Miller? Will Piper be present? Will Adam still be married after next weekend?
This needs to be discussed. Bear has recorded audio of Adam Faust betting Marc Miller that he will Frior Tuck his hair if the Miami Heat make the NBA finals. This bet was recorded in Oct/Nov 2010.
ReplyDeleteThe Heat are in the Finals Champ.
Time to put you hair where your mouth is.
the integrity of blogsmen everywhere is at stake.
ReplyDeletechief?
Prove it.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see Faust as a Friar!
ReplyDeletePost pics post haste!
He is too much of a coward to do this.
ReplyDeleteThat should be the poll question.
Does Adam Scientologist Faust have the courage to own up to his bet and Friar Tuck his hair, as was outlined in the bet, or is he just weenie-less, as we've all expected all along?
faust could totally lose respect, friendship, loyalty, rapport, credibility, ego, testosterone, his job, his wife, his dog, etc. if he didn't own up to his MAN's word, firm handshake delivered, wager. i for one, know i wouldnt have the same relationship nor respect for a sniveling and weak human. we'd have to find you help though, you cant go through life like this adam christian faust. or, were you taught to cheat and go back on your word, like none of it really mattered? we certainly couldnt have business dealings. but, what do i know, im just some tense loon, merely excited at the prospect of the next visit with true friends... the kind that have honor and integrity.
ReplyDeletedamn it. but, I don't want to...
ReplyDeleteWho on Earth would want that haircut?
ReplyDeleteI personally feel that you Friar Tucking your hair would be remembered throughout the annals of our IC frienships. Like the time we all wore mustaches to NM, or when I walked the snowboard down the mountain, or when we drove the wrong way in downtown Fort Worth and called everyone a monkey clit, or when Bear gave a guy a foot massage, or when Miller congratulated Portillo on his wedding night by telling him about the spicy pizza toppings he'd consumed, or when Portillo's teeth were chipped when he tried to steal a Jamaican cab ride, or when Mazur saw Lubahn at Home Depot on a Saturday morning baked like a ham.
These are the moments that endure. Transcend. Define.
Clippers are in your court.
Put your hair where your mouth is.
I am the only one that voted on the poll that Faust will do this. He will do the right thing. Not paying on a bet is slightly above rapist and slightly below Umbro wearer on the "Should I be friends with this guy analysis meter" and I draw the line at Umbros.
ReplyDeleteI feel like Faust's job would allow this haircut as well. I dont know what the office culture is like, but my sense is that all offices that deal with creative types have people skateboarding around with weird haircuts, skinny jeans and chain wallets. I think a friar tuck would be welcomed. This is just my perception.
Also, the only banner I will accept for June is a photo of Faust's freshly shorn skullet.
ReplyDeleteI voted that Faust would do this. I sent everyone the voice memo via text yesterday (sorry Williams - no text for you), I hope everyone was able to hear it.
ReplyDeleteWhat confirms the bet even more is that in the memo, it is Faust doing all the talking:
Me: What's the bet?
Faust: He (Miller) is saying the Heat will make the Finals, I am saying they wont"
Me: And?
Faust: And whoever loses has to have the Tebow haircut throughout the entire Finals
OFFICIAL
So based on the terms of the bet, if Brother Faust got lettuce chopped today, than he would need to keep it for 2 additional days after the Heat win the finals since the finals began on Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteHow about you let us shave it the night of Chambers wedding, after the wedding in the Omni... get some pics, go out drinking, etc... Then on Sunday you can shave the rest off?
ReplyDeletehate that i could possibly be friends with no good lying cowards.
ReplyDeletewhat's the big deal anyway? it's not like im gonna do you in the butt.
ReplyDeleteYeah, ok.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the fact that the Mavs are in the finals, which was unbelievable at the start of the first round, is a sign that Faust doesn't have to.
ReplyDeleteDoes Mazur have hair on his chest in that picture?
ReplyDeletelee, the bet wasnt about the mavs. quit changing the subject. faust, quit avoiding your duty as a man... or keep reading esquire for tips on life. loser.
ReplyDeleteWho is the person with their shirt up? I dont think it is Mazur.
ReplyDeletePortillo, quit cheap-shotting the Mavs and start making Faust feel bad about not being an adult man.
This is happening at the Omni Hotel around 11 PM Saturday June 18. Miller gets the honorary first clip
ReplyDeleteso far this bet has sucked.
ReplyDeleteI will do it right now, but it's more fun if we are all together, no?
ReplyDeleteI never questioned whether you would do it, but yes it would be better if we did it together.
ReplyDeleteThe shirtless man with reverse glasses is Aaron and he is money.
Looking forward to the wedding.
Faust, love the new profile pic....creep
After the haircut, you have to go out in public as well.
ReplyDeleteI would like to make a very real, very serious request for this to be filmed and posted by my enjoyment. Thank you
ReplyDeleteNick
Can this be Lubahn weekend at Bernie's month? Maybe 1-2 pics every week of Lubahn on Weekend at Bernie's day?
ReplyDeleteThat would really make my month.
how long does the cut go for? i feel like this part of the bet has been amended without proper consideration for my special feelings. if he keeps it for the duration of chambers/coulson nuptials, i'll be giddy and convinced faust is still a man worthy of making gentleman's wagers with; though im sure he'll never be so ridiculous as to bet a friar tuck cut supposed to last for the duration of an nba finals' period.
ReplyDeletefaust, what would you pay to salvage your goldilocks and essence of esquire man-hood? ya heard?
No, I don't heard. Are you asking me how much I would pay to keep my hair and be rid of this debt? I would pay $50-$100, but you guys would never let that happen, and I appreciate that.
ReplyDeleteI can not have this haircut during Chambers wedding. That would draw far too much attention to me (which I normally yearn for) and away from my friend Matt and his hot bride.
But, I am willing to do it immediately following said nups.
Oh and Piper said, "Kevin and Marc can suck my butt."
Why am I included in that statement? You made the bet, she should tell you to suck your own butt~!
ReplyDeleteweird image just went through my head...
ReplyDelete$150 or i get to "suck piper's butt," your call rainmaker.
ReplyDeleteam willing to nip this lunacy in bud or butt.
I would suck Piper's butt.
ReplyDeleteAgain.
Also, Faust cannot pay his way out of this. That suggestion is red-carded.
ReplyDeleteDude is getting Tucked.
I will pay Marc $150 to get out of this bet. The bet is between Marc and I correct? What do you say buttsuckers?
ReplyDeleteNo
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