Highlights:
* Miller and I biggest people to pass through Andean region since conquistadores
* In a robbery attempt, several small Incans swarmed Miller and tried to clean out his pockets. One tiny Andean spit on his ear/neck. So, within 24 hours of arrival, a Colombian spit on Miller.
* Went into a bar last night on a whim. Didnt pick up on the "Flower Power" promos outside. Walked in to see three topless men dancing, a DJ just in jean shorts, and about 150 sweating men dancing to techno. We left and asked for a refund of the cover fee, which to our surprise, was granted.
* Colombian women. They dont seem to make sense. Stunning porcelain dolls just casually traipsing through the city streets.
Next up, the Amazon.
