Saturday, August 31, 2013
Monday, August 26, 2013
Adios to Hell Boy: Plastic Surgery Chronicles
In response to the poll question posed by resident muse Merc Mueller, I come to the blog with a confession: I had plastic surgery. On Wednesday, August 31, I had horn reconstructive surgery. The bulbous fatty tumor horn that sprouted from my head circa 2003 was numbed and removed from my glistening forehead. I also had an additional cyst removed from my leg that was a bi-product of a cleating during my days as the IC's lone Division I athlete (wink). I now have the remnants in a jar next to my trophy case.
I attempted to have both leg and head horns removed on several occasions while living in the US, though was always told the procedure was unnecessary, would be considered plastic surgery and would not be covered by an insurance provider. Costa Rican doctors, however, charge only 7 bananas for such an operation.
I am now hornless and powerless, though strikingly more handsome. Hell Boy is dead.
I attempted to have both leg and head horns removed on several occasions while living in the US, though was always told the procedure was unnecessary, would be considered plastic surgery and would not be covered by an insurance provider. Costa Rican doctors, however, charge only 7 bananas for such an operation.
I am now hornless and powerless, though strikingly more handsome. Hell Boy is dead.
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Friday, August 16, 2013
Rick "Job Loss" Ross
North Carolina Pastor Fired for Attending Rick Ross Concert
26-year-old Pastor Rodney Wills was fired from his position at a North Carolina church after he was spotted at a Rick Ross concert.
Wills was a pastor at Mt. Salem Baptist Church in North Carolina for almost four years when he was unexpectedly fired.
The deacon board voted 11 to 3 when they met to vote whether Wills should keep his job or not.
Wills was unaware of his firing until he showed up to the church and he noticed his parking sign had been removed from his usual spot.
A representative from the church said he was fired immediately because it was not his first offense. Wills attended a Lil’ Wayne concert 9 months ago that he was reprimanded for.
One of the Deacons, Deacon Miles Langley, released a statement about the firing that reads, “We cannot have our leader supporting people of this world who are tearing down the kingdom of God,” reports the Guardian Express.
http://blackamericaweb.com/154443/north-carolina-pastor-fired-for-attending-rick-ross-concert/
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Thursday, August 08, 2013
Wednesday, August 07, 2013
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