happy friday! sorta...

Happy Veterans Day Marc.

Who's going to the game this weekend? Final game at the old Amon G Carter Stadium. Im flying solo, leaving early Saturday morning, will be tailgating by 11 AM. Lot 2 will be shut down in 2011, so this will be the final tailgate party until 2012.



Go Frogs!

WHAT THE FUCK WEISS?

You had an iPhone before there was an iPhone. You're a young techno savvy mother fucker. Do the damn thing gorilla.

Here's butzs entry in the form of dance.

What sport is this anyway?

On November 6, 2008 I posted the above picture hours before the big Thursday night match-up between the Frogs and the Utes. I referred to it as the biggest game for the Frogs in a long time because BCS Bowl stakes were on the table for the winner. Even though we outplayed Utah in every aspect of that game, we got sucker punched in the gut when Utah took their first lead of the game with 45 seconds left on the clock. Utah went on to destroy Alabama in the Sugar Bowl, finishing the season undefeated. We got the consolation prize of going to the Poinsetta Bowl and beating Boise State (which is the last game Boise lost btw).

Two years later and here we are again. November 6, 2010, but this time a National Championship birth could be on the line for either team. ESPN College GameDay is in town and locals are calling it the biggest football game ever to be played in the state of Utah. The Utes have announced that they will be doing a Black Out theme (again), however this time TCU is countering with a White Out theme of their own. It might sound silly but with a large amount of TCU alumni expected to make this trip, the White Out is definitely a great way to help Frog fans stand out in the sea of black.

Butz and I arrive in SLC with our women tomorrow. It's going to be nuts. 2:30 PM Saturday on CBS-S (which is being made available to everyone for this game only). We will be drunk. We will be on your television. This is going to be fucking crazy. I might already be drunk. I just pissed myself for the third time this week.

Fucking A....

GO FROGS!

Moving on...What should be the next contest?

Truth or Dare

Williams vs Butz

Obstacle Course

Faust vs Bear

Sledding Race

Brown vs Lubahn

Poetry
Mazur vs Miller

Spelling Bee
Lubahn vs Portillo

This is my first work of art. Buckle Up. Also maybe get high before viewing. It might enchance the experience.

I've already made a second. Bdub, would you be up for a best of 3/5/7 series? I would.

I'll post number two upon request.

- Adubble yo Pleasure, Dubble yo Guns

Esquire Gets it Right Again

Berry, Biel, Johansson, Theron, Beckinsale, and now Minka Kelly.  They always make the right choice for sexiest woman alive. I would pick up a copy if you don't already have a subscription.  They also award the sexiest women from each country. 


Articles not featuring T&A include an Esquire-appointed committee to balance the budget, questions for the Tea Party, and "Why People Love the McRib."   


In my never-that-humble opinion, Esquire has no peers.

i hate admitting it, but I think lebrons new ad is pretty good

LeBron James Nike commercial - "Rise" @ Yahoo! Video

if we cant get the rap off up, can we vote for change? who's voting? im not.

Corporate Lingo - These are pretty funny, as a recruiter I see/hear a lot of this and most are very true.



"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.


"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time to train you.


"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.


"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.


"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.


"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.


"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.


"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).


"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.


"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.


"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.


"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.


"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.


"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

This made me cry.

Brett, stop texting pics of your junk.

However, this girl is obscenely hot. But she didn't want to see your junk. She called you a "creepy douche." Man, I wish Brett would have just retired a Packer.

PS: This is Jenn Sterger's second time on the blog. Do you remember her first appearance? (without googling it?)

This guy killed it in the TCU Money Management Program