my mom was right, nice guys do eat pussy the best.
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
i found and lost love and some lessons were learned,
and in losing that love a wretched solace does turn.
i'd known it would happen, that i'd tear it apart,
it was told early on i'd have to break my own heart.
as fate crossed our paths, whirled desires and wrath,
an inevitable math foretold a love would not last.
too many times did i howl and seek drink, scorn weak as a fink.
too many times did i sink, let leak my wretched freak,
to your willing caress, my witless tongue's cursed test,
you gave me your best but still i'd protest.
all that was right mattered not in my eyes as apishly
i trampled your poor heart down to size,
a size small as mine.
try as i might i often lost sight of how lucky i was
to just be by your side.
i'd let minds' disconnection preclude disaffection,
make angry my head, for surely we'd attach, what never was dead.
i wish i'd the intuition to listen and glisten,
instead i was selfish and densely did thicken.
i pushed you away when it'd been better to pray.
i preyed on your purity and left you in disarray.
and so now these limp words, none read nor heard
revealing no lessons learned, just memories and yearns,
are the solace i take, as i reflect on mistakes,
as my soul aches in this way...
im gonna go vomit now. feel free to ban me from posting.
and in losing that love a wretched solace does turn.
i'd known it would happen, that i'd tear it apart,
it was told early on i'd have to break my own heart.
as fate crossed our paths, whirled desires and wrath,
an inevitable math foretold a love would not last.
too many times did i howl and seek drink, scorn weak as a fink.
too many times did i sink, let leak my wretched freak,
to your willing caress, my witless tongue's cursed test,
you gave me your best but still i'd protest.
all that was right mattered not in my eyes as apishly
i trampled your poor heart down to size,
a size small as mine.
try as i might i often lost sight of how lucky i was
to just be by your side.
i'd let minds' disconnection preclude disaffection,
make angry my head, for surely we'd attach, what never was dead.
i wish i'd the intuition to listen and glisten,
instead i was selfish and densely did thicken.
i pushed you away when it'd been better to pray.
i preyed on your purity and left you in disarray.
and so now these limp words, none read nor heard
revealing no lessons learned, just memories and yearns,
are the solace i take, as i reflect on mistakes,
as my soul aches in this way...
im gonna go vomit now. feel free to ban me from posting.
Sunday, March 18, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
disavow.
y'all better become ril familiar with this word... and im not here, im just am illusion, just a lost conclusion. keep it ril, or ima kill your mom.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Random thoughts from a recent visit to Mexico
• Mexicans can weave anything into a bracelet in 4 minutes• Who the fuck buys a hammock from a beach vendor…….just what I was looking for…a FUCKING backyard hammock
• You will run into Canadians and they will use the word “ay” at least 9 different ways, pay attention
• Tequila bars are open at most hotels 24 hours/day which led to my immediate thought of Mazur crowning himself king of the tequila stand shouting profanities at every passerbyer
• The drinks are free the entire time at an all-inclusive, they will not run out, slow down or you do black out before supper
• Paloma – A beautifully refreshing tequila drink that is very addictive
• Being at a place where you are in a bathing suit 10 hours/day you realize a few things:1 -Legitimate fat people just don’t give a fuck about being fat
2 -How can old women not feel that breeze between that 3 inch gap in the bottom of there suit
3 -Big boobs are a gift, a well worn thong is magical
• When vacationing taking local transportation is the only way to go
• DO NOT under any circumstances accept free tequila from the old woman under the bridge
• Ray Mysterio masks can be purchased in 13 sizes and 56 different colors
• Silent farts are still stinky even on a beautiful beach
• For an extra $20 you can play with baby tigers……um YES PLEASE
*Just sign on this line, don’t worry about what the 3 previous pages of documentation, in Spanish. I’m sure you are in good hands and that this activity is insured
• Why does this handcrafted wooden bowl that I just demanded you to throw in with my children’s “vacation gift” not have a filter hole….WTF man!
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