Wednesday, May 08, 2013
Tuesday, May 07, 2013
Obama:
"Alright, will now take the next question from Bloomberg News."
"Thanks Mr. President. My friend Brent wants to know how the legalization of "Dirty Irty" has impacted the country and if you think more states, namely Texas, are soon to follow Washington and Colorado's example?"
"Is he the one that used to get high and go to Home Depot at like 11 in the morning?"
"Yes, Mr. President. That's him. I think he still does that."
"Tell him to be careful with that stuff. If he goes back to Texas and legislation is passed that allows for the possession of Dirty Irty, he could end up like this":
"Or worse even, like this":
"Thank you sir. You can count on me to relay the message."
Thursday, May 02, 2013
Monday, April 29, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Happy NFL Draft Day
This is the best story of this year's draft, or possibly, one of the best stories of any draft
Friday, April 12, 2013
Monday, March 25, 2013
Wild On Bogota
Highlights:
* Miller and I biggest people to pass through Andean region since conquistadores
* In a robbery attempt, several small Incans swarmed Miller and tried to clean out his pockets. One tiny Andean spit on his ear/neck. So, within 24 hours of arrival, a Colombian spit on Miller.
* Went into a bar last night on a whim. Didnt pick up on the "Flower Power" promos outside. Walked in to see three topless men dancing, a DJ just in jean shorts, and about 150 sweating men dancing to techno. We left and asked for a refund of the cover fee, which to our surprise, was granted.
* Colombian women. They dont seem to make sense. Stunning porcelain dolls just casually traipsing through the city streets.
Next up, the Amazon.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Friday, March 08, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Monday, February 25, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
Bear Scare
Carnival cruise ship to be towed after fire strands it in Gulf of Mexico
There are few things that would have me trump my own baby. Kevin Dalrymple stranded on a cruise ship is one of them. I have no additional information at this point in time.
Poppy.
Every cliché you hear about having a child is correct.
On day 2, she was already schooling the other babies about the intricacies of indie alt rock.
But, in all seriousness, Poppy is the greatest child of all time.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Uhh...
I'd forgotten about this. Watched it for first time in years today. Like a fine wine, it's only improved with time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgitaxknNmc
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