Obama:
"Alright, will now take the next question from Bloomberg News."
"Thanks Mr. President. My friend Brent wants to know how the legalization of "Dirty Irty" has impacted the country and if you think more states, namely Texas, are soon to follow Washington and Colorado's example?"
"Is he the one that used to get high and go to Home Depot at like 11 in the morning?"
"Yes, Mr. President. That's him. I think he still does that."
"Tell him to be careful with that stuff. If he goes back to Texas and legislation is passed that allows for the possession of Dirty Irty, he could end up like this":
"Or worse even, like this":
"Thank you sir. You can count on me to relay the message."