Today, I am man (sort of).

I awoke this morning to this debacle.  I had to ask myself, "Can I change a tire?"  The answer is? 

Sort of.

With a little help from the manual and a 130 year old neighbor who crumbled over, I changed my tire this morning.

Is this anything for a man to brag about?

Certainly Not. 

Is it something a graphic designer and wearer of questionably-rolled-up-jeans IS proud of?

You're damn right I am.  

Friday Night Cocktails - 10/11

We are opening the doors to our casa next Friday night for anyone who is in town. Come over and grabs some drinks!

1305 Ashmore Drive Keller, TX 76248

Crossfit has been really great for Mazur

 

poll question: cook at home or eat cooked food out (like, make a friend cook or pay someone for preparing/cooking your food)?

IC Funny Or Die
We post enough videos on here, seems like we should have our own version of Funny Or Die.
First round opponents:
Fox vs Joe

Video 1:

Video 2

Which is Funny, Which Should Die? 

At lease we aren't dealing with this...

I dont care that we are suppose to root for UT against non-conf opponents now that we are in the Big 12...  Them getting spanked to BYU on Saturday night was flat-out hilarious.

GO FROGS!

Yall ready for some deep meaning full football?

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Lurnin Ingrish

Someone started an English pronunciation Youtube channel to teach people how to correctly say certain words. It was then spoofed by a genius.

Adios to Hell Boy: Plastic Surgery Chronicles

In response to the poll question posed by resident muse Merc Mueller, I come to the blog with a confession: I had plastic surgery. On Wednesday, August 31, I had horn reconstructive surgery. The bulbous fatty tumor horn that sprouted from my head circa 2003 was numbed and removed from my glistening forehead. I also had an additional cyst removed from my leg that was a bi-product of a cleating during my days as the IC's lone Division I athlete (wink). I now have the remnants in a jar next to my trophy case.

I attempted to have both leg and head horns removed on several occasions while living in the US, though was always told the procedure was unnecessary, would be considered plastic surgery and would not be covered by an insurance provider. Costa Rican doctors, however, charge only 7 bananas for such an operation.

I am now hornless and powerless, though strikingly more handsome. Hell Boy is dead.

proof

Rick "Job Loss" Ross

North Carolina Pastor Fired for Attending Rick Ross Concert

 26-year-old Pastor Rodney Wills was fired from his position at a North Carolina church after he was spotted at a  Rick Ross concert.

Wills was a pastor at Mt. Salem Baptist Church in North Carolina for almost four years when he was unexpectedly fired.

The deacon board voted 11 to 3 when they met to vote whether Wills should keep his job or not.

Wills was unaware of his firing until he showed up to the church and he noticed his parking sign had been removed from his usual spot.

A representative from the church said he was fired immediately because it was not his first offense. Wills attended a Lil’ Wayne concert 9 months ago that he was reprimanded for.

One of the Deacons, Deacon Miles Langley, released a statement about the firing that reads, “We cannot have our leader supporting people of this world who are tearing down the kingdom of God,” reports the Guardian Express.

http://blackamericaweb.com/154443/north-carolina-pastor-fired-for-attending-rick-ross-concert/

Proof Bitches

Jeter's New Intro Music:

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/derek-jeter-at-bat-songs/n39805/

Rude Barb

This video has been rated "M" for Mazur.

If Kevin Dalrymple were assigned to coach men's professional soccer:

TROUBLE'S COMIN'

The Ugliest Shirts for the Ugliest Game

OPTION A

OPTION B