Is it just me or does Jones's from Reno look like mazur?

ANGRY WHITE MAN

Angry White Man

http://www.aspentimes.com/article/20080209/ASPENWEEKLY06/198091324

So the final week is upon us.....ahhh.......Ok, so for real do you wear a krusty old pair of shoes when you float? How about coolers...who's go em and can bring them for the river? A keg at the house seems like a nice solution there.

Shots....or nippers as they can sometimes be referred to as shall come from everyone anteing up and brining one bottle of their favorite liquor with them to be completely consumed in inappropriate fashion.


Additional thoughts or ranting?

x.lets get some dialogue going.x

Nice Header, but I can't believe my header didnt win!?!
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*Go Spurs Go*

TCU baseball on a roll, 15 wins out of their last 16

Best Logo/Mascot in High School history:

Well, what do you guys think? I think they should both keep their jobs. For the sheer reason that who else are you going to get that is better? Maybe they could just switch jobs.

Well, it was a sour loss. But at the very least my pick to win the west, New Orleans, is still in it. Be warned, SA Boys, these Hornets can play ball. Much love to B.Bass for leaving it all on the floor...

Oh, and thanks for all the May header submissions... I received ZERO.

Big Boy Biking in Big City

I've been biking around the city lately.
I'm pretty sure I look pretty cool doing so.

35 DAYS TILL GUADALUPE

One night Foos.

One night Austin.

One Legendary Hoops game.

Two days River.

Three nights debauchery.

Nine Party CDs with 2003 music.

445 Jello shots for river patrons. (Portillo's idea)

Any other ideas?

What's the latest on the place, cost per night, other details, etc?

70 DAYS TILL SAN DIEGO

When is everyone getting there? Are we all staying at the same place? Anyone taken any reigns on this? Cost? I definitely have no lodging planned. Do you all? Is it a `we' or every man for self?

Voices? Coordination?

It's gonna be a good summer...and Bear/Clay and Austin isn't too far away...

What was widely believed as true for many years has finally been confirmed. Ray Lewis eats other people. Lewis was seen eating a Caucasian elderly lady Tuesday afternoon. Lewis evidently succumbed to his fetish while at the Baltimore Zoo. The witnesses were twenty-three second graders, their chaperons, and LeBron James. Apparently, while viewing chimpanzees, Mr. Lewis form tackled the eight-three year old into a barbed fence. The lady died from fright one second before the form tackle. After the form tackle Mr. Lewis stood over her screaming, “Get up bitch”, he then went into his “electric” dance that he regularly performs every Sunday during football season. After his dance which lasted exactly 5 minutes too long he started to eat the women’s shoulder. Two elephants and one rhino were used to apprehend Mr. Lewis after multiple attempts by every officer in the greater Baltimore police force. They also tried shooting Mr. Lewis but apparently he’s bullet proof. That’s when Rufus Cockamaney the elephant trainer suggested using the services of Long Dong and Bethsheba the elephants, and Caterpillar the Rhino. After breaking Caterpillar’s face and throwing Long Dong into the polar bear pool Bethsheba was able to handcuff Mr. Lewis by whipping him into submission with her trunk. Long Dong was later killed by the polar bears. The twenty-three second graders were witnesses to this as well.

"The May Header Contest"



I would like to propose a contest. Since I do all the deisgning of the blog, I would like to have a contest for the best design of the May Header. Everyone has MS Paint (Williams has "Advanced Knowledge of MSPaint" on his resume)

Before one of you dickheads makes fun of me, and says, "Oh Holy Designer Faust thank you for lettting us do this..." SAVE IT. That's not my intention. My intention is to have some fun and se what your sick minds come up with.

Requirements...

1. Must include the word "May"
2. Must include one image of one or more IC members
3. May not include a member not in the IC (animals/plants are ok)
4. Must be JPEG, BMP, or GIF
5. All entries must be submitted by email before April 30th

Winner receives their header posted for the Month of May. And $4. That's right, 4 bucks... Good Luck.

The Cast of Your HIGH SCHOOL

Dear Friends - In the upcoming weeks, I am doing a show that is a mock high school talent show. Basically, you choose a character from high school, student/teacher/faculty member, and perform something as them. One example from the last show that was funny was the drama club reading lines from a play in absurdly over-dramatic tones. Or the Home Ec teacher beat-boxing.

My question to you, my wonderful friends, is to rack your Churchill, Round Rock, Southlake, Winona, New Orleans Prep, and SA Lee brains and see if you can recollect some of the eccentric/funny/absurd characters from your high school and explain them in detail, from their appearances to their odd ticks. I need inspiration. What better place to find inspiration from than the IC home team??

Currently, I am writing a rap by a World Geography teacher, who, in describing countries, reveals he is gay. This is based on my painfully gay, attempted authoritarian Geography teacher George Rutzen. Shockingly, he hated me....What y'all got??

Here you go, Will Smith...

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Rush Hour 13: Saving Gino

They come from different suburbs, but on this case, Houston's smoothest salesman and San Antonio's feistiest Fantasy league smack talker have one goal in mind: Save Gino from the Triads. Detective B-Dub Parmigiano's dogg was taken during an intense Spurs game. With no one to turn to, he called the person he relied upon the most: Gentle Bear DalClay, the smoothest talking carnivore in the continental 48. Together, the two must rescue Gino...Before the Playoffs Start.

In Theatres Memorial Day weekend

FACE OFF 2: Crowley Tiger, Hidden Henna

There's only room for one sadistic tyrant on I-35, and for four years, Mikael Mazoratti has been attempting to eliminate the elusive Bartles `Python' Darling. For Mazoratti, there's no time better than...right now. To capture the Python, Mazoratti tries the unthinkable: He becomes him. Unfortunately for Mazoratti, getting high every night and eating mini corn dogs does not mesh well with a stake out. While stoned and listening to Bob Dylan on loop, the Python slithers his way underneath Mazoratti's freshly stained deck. Only one will survive.

Playing exlcusively at Red Goose Multi-cultural Movie Tavern

Rain Man, Parte Dos

Clinton Frazier is a hustler. A business man. A world traveler. A woman canoodler. He knows how to work people. Or he thought he did. Then he met up with his estranged hometown friend Leon `Craps' Harper. Harper, an idiot savant drifter, recently won $2 million dollars when he bet $1,000 on Bruce Bowen's exact stat line of 7 points, 4 rebounds, 2 steals and 2 blocks. When Leon calls Frazier to tell him about his plans for the money, he rambles about ``Puma shoes. Yeah. Puma shoes. Greyhound. Yeah. Argentina. Gotta go. Patagonia. Yeah. Snowboarding. Gotta Snowboard. Greyhound. Puma shoes.'' Frazier knows he must intervene, and he reunites with Leon in Buenos Aires, where Frazier has some plans of his own for the money: A lifetime supply of LA Looks and wind pants. Will the old friends find compromise?

Playing exclusively at the Alamo Dome.

The Gooder Son

One is fat. One is gay. One designs. One writes. One wears cleavage shirts. One wears hoodies in July. As different as they maybe, their desire is identical: Attention. Adam and Adam sacrifice all morality and common sense to obtain it, however it the end, only one will survive to bask in the coveted spotlight. The rivalry heightens after a slanderous `Say it in French' comment boils over into the raging waters of the Guadelupe. What began as a friendship, ends in... MURDER.

Playing at the Garage Theatre on Trail Lake

Fear and Loathing in India

He thought his drug induced, pill popping days lay in his past. Then he spent the weekend in Bombay. Amidst a whirlwind of tall women, hemp necklaces, tattoos of the sun and a truck deemed `The White Antelope', Gonzo engineer Mattisse Chambone creates his own version of what is the `Indian Dream'. Upon dealing with aardvarks, Aussies, chronic fatigue syndrome, glowsticks and a hatred for reading, Chambone leaves his `beauty mark' on the East Asian countryside as he raves his way to the Taj Mahal. Come for the trip. If you dare.

Showing exclusively in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

A Clockwork Camouflage

A young, firy man, Millerdom couldn't resist public ass grabbing, fleeces without undershirts, solitaire or police brutality. Then he joined the Marines. He was few, he was proud, but had he changed? He returned home with a new body and mindset, until he is reunited with his old mates. There, his friends induce him in a therapy called `FunkyTown Cat Calls', in which he is forced to drink copious amounts of alcohol and shout obscenties at urban street dwellers post 2am. His reversion to old habits causes internal Millerdom dilemma: Will he continue to be the upstanding citizen he's become, or will his rekindling with the IC ignite the embers of vintage Millerdom?

In Theatres whenever he decides it's in theatres. Pussy.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F___ YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

COMING TOMORROW...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW CHAMBBONE

We need a blog Birthday calendar to remind us when we all age and further the loss of our youth. Hope you're having a good one in India/Austrailia Matthew.

Hugs,

The IC

- For tomorrow: Movie Star Blog

Did you ever wonder what movie you would star in? Well... you are about to find out.



COMING SOON!