Because this shit is going to go down on the morning of June 15th (maybe 16th). Yes, that's right, those are glass backboards and a freshly paved court just 1/4 mile down from the lake house. This could be 4-4 or possibly 5-5, but either way we are playing full court up your butt. San Antonio vs. Dallas maybe???
This is just one of many activities that we will be competing against in the 2012 IC Olympics. Others might include Bocce Ball, Darts, Pinball Wizard, Foosball, Golf (9-hole par 3 coarse - nothing long and crazy), Super Mario Cart, and of course a variety of water sports.
And please go ahead and request off for Friday June 15th. There are people flying in across the country and even Costa Rica for this trip, so please plan accordingly. This is not just a weekend, it's a vacation.