If We Were All Bad Actors

Who Would We Be?

Marc Miller - Brendan Fraser
You never know what to expect from B. Fraser, but you can expect it to be alarming. Starting with his breakout role as an unthawed caveman in Encino Man, BF has continued to wow us with hits such as The Mummy 1-4, George of the Jungle, GI Joe: Rise of the Cobra and Furry Vengeance.

If this body of work doesn't scream Marc Miller, than Brent Lubhan can spell dodecahedron ten times fast. Marc also has the screen saver to the left on his computer.

Clint Brown - Nick Cage

If you had to guess one member of the IC that would find the missing 18 pages from John Wilkes Booth's diary, who would you guess?

Yes, exactly, you would guess Clint.

National Treasure, The Wicker Man, Ghost Rider (played the character Johnny Blaze), Con Air, Raising Arizona and, of course, Vampire's Kiss.

Cage and Brown are interchangeable in any of these roles.

* (Only Oscar winner in the group for Leaving Las Vegas)

BS Lubahn - David Arquette

I truly think if we hosted an "Act off" between Lubahn and Arquette, Lubahn might win. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Lubahn is better speller than Arquette an actor. And thatz sayeng sumthing. (Already reached the max Lubahn spelling joke limit of two...or is it too?(that's three))

I do think that if Lubahn got an acting role he might play a character named "Dewey" (Scream), get eaten (Ravenous) or have a break out role in Eight Legged Freaks.

On the bright side, both have stable marriages with successful, talented women.

Michael Mazur - Seth Green

Feisty, funny, wealthy, Jewish, not tall. Green is the voice of Chris Griffin on Family Guy, Mazur's favorite show. If these two went golfing together, they would fight. Not sure who would win, but one would drown and the one left living would take the dead one's wallet and finish the round.

Some of Green's stuff on Robot Chicken is so weird its funny. I think Mazur's actually made us laugh referencing chimp rape.

Nick Butz - Alf

Both are Cardinals fans.