Faust is pregnant. That's right people, Faust has a baby growing in him. Turns out a skull fuck from Kirt can impregnate a kitchen table. This is what rich people do when their children get pregnant out of wedlock (His dad owns 1,000 luxury hotels). They send them places far far away from everyone they know. God forbid some family friend see pregnant Adam walking around the Galleria shopping for maternity clothes. To spare the family name Faust agreed to move to London for twelve months where he will give birth to his and Kirt's child. The whole Piper artsy fartsy thing is a huge cover up. When Adam returns from London he's gonna tell everyone he was inspired by all the famous people making adoptions to make an adoption of his own. He's gonna name the kid Apricot Sylvester.
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I've been outed.
The baby is due in July. Kirt said he wants nothing to do with Apricot and I. Figures.
Piper is not real either. I mean who here actually knows this "Piper" character I've created? Her name is Madame Goldshine, and she is a shrewd business woman who plays the part "girlfriend" for rich families who mask their children's homosexuality.
I just wish this whole thing didn't have to get so messy.
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