Carptenter posted these classic conversations in our fantasy league. I hope you find it as funny as I did....
During this past weekend, anyone who was over at Cleveland's house on Friday night got graced by Scotty G's presence. Let me tell you, it was classic. Here are how a couple of conversations went with the motivational speaker for car salesmen (that is his job now).
Nystrom: What's up Scott. Did you just get here?
Glasscock (after surveying the crowd): I am the baddest mother f-cker here aren't I?
Nystrom (completely shocked and confused): Wow
Me: What up Scotty G? What are you up to now?
Glasscock: Pretty much nothing.
Me: Wait, so you are looking for a job?
Glasscock: No, I have a job. I pretty much just sit on my couch and collect the paycheck! Me (Wanting to say, "Wait aren't you a motivational speaker for used car salesmen? Instead, walked away.)
On another side note: here is the conversation I had with Benson that same night:
Me: What up Scott? How are things?
Benson: What up Cleveland? Doing alright?
Me (deciding to go with it): Yeah, things are good.....good to see you.
The funny thing was that we were at Cleveland's house and Scott was calling me Cleveland....I guess we weren't that good of friends after all.
Who knew Carpenter was such a student of the human condition?
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
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That's pretty funny of Carpenter, especially since going into the read I thought that Carpenter was the one who was going to sound like a tool.
WHERE ARE OUR BLOGGERS AT?
THE IC's in rut. WHO'S GONNA HAVE THE POST TO PULL US OUT???
BEAR? CLINT? LEE? WEISS? MAZUR? CHAMBONE? GLASCOCK? SNUFALUFAGUS? MILLBONE? LUBWAHNHHN? ADAM? ADAM? JIM HENSON?
I would push you off of a large cliff where severe injuries are absolute....Right after I push Portilio......and Mazur, who would flex for the push and fall on his own so as his death would not be on me..
FFE,
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Lubahn, that was a little dark. Especially for you.
I can't wait to dunk Jack for his baptism next weekend!
Nice Michael. A good point, who would Lubahn have included in his wedding had Faust not enlightened him to hukas, PS2 with four controllers and parties where girls attended?
I know who wouldn't be included...This guy. That's right, me. You know why, because I didn't get an invitation to the wedding!Son of a bitch Luhban, you better watch out when you're hanging out around that cliff.
Andrew Weedman was his name and we had a great relationship.
Williams is said he liked you.....
Conner Gillman built a 400 lb ice block shot holder...What the hell what that about?
P.s. Clint....I love you
P.s.s. Mazur that was funny.....
I remember that ice block shot. He talked about it as if he was Noah buiding the arc. We had to all pitch in like $800, and all we got was some absurd metal contraption. It could have been replaced by a shelf or a counter top.
If the fraternity had held me back, I would have taken the hint.
"Williams is said he liked you" - Brent Lubahn
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