Top ten reasons Chicago is going to be the best trip ever...
10. The winter cold will hide the fact that we are the most unfit group of friends assembled in the city.
9. As in San Diego for the 4th of July, the cold will provent Williams from being the only man on the beach in a bathing suit that does not fit with his underware sticking out.
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submit your own you bunch of flowering doosh blossoms
I was excited to see a new post, particularly one about Chicago. Then I read the misssspelllings and, even after a second read, sat thinking ``What the hell does this mean?''
So yeah Lee, the trip will be great because we're unfit and my ``underware (seriously, ware?)'' won't show.
Astute, pertinent points Tolstoy. You are so very wise. And apparently, very vain (or vane, vein)
Unfit? Have you seen midwest women? (Not Eleah)
8. Mazur will be kicked out of the first bar we attend after telling a 100% Choctaw Chief that he is drunker than 10 indians.
7. Miller will hit on girls right in front of Trista. Those girls will include friends' wives, future wives, and townies Williams is playing "just the tip" with
6. I will get drunk and while fighting back freedom tears will tell all of you individually what a glimmering star you have been in the universe of my life. Or some other queer metaphor.
5. At least one physical confrontation will occur. Will it be... Williams and Mazur? Faust and Bear? Portillo and Brown? Miller and Vaughn?
4. Said physical confrontation will result in us being asked to leave the hotel, resulting in Mazur telling hotel security that my daddy owns this hotel. And said security guard's soul.
3. Clint Brown will dance. An apocolyptic event the likes of which no man will recover.
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Sorry. I meant underwhere.
And williams I didn't mean to be vain in starting this post. I just wanted to point out that you refused to buy new swiming trucks even though the ones you had on were too tight to button up and as a result you had to wear underwhere with them. Thats all I was trying to say.
I hope to god you are kidding with your spelling. Seriously, seriously.
And yes there will be dancing, oh yes...
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