When I lived by a Mosque in FW, Mazur used to make remarks when we passed it as he took me home from work because I was so fat that the bench seat in my truck collapsed and all my tires went flat. I also ate my steering wheel.
Last week, I wrote some jokes for a radio station inspired by our resident `no boundaries' jokester. Here they are, and again, thanks Grand Dragon Mazur...
- Barrack Obama got his first taste of political smear tactics yesterday, as stories circulated that he attended a Muslim extremist school in Indonesia as a child. Obama denied the story on Dateline Aljazeera.
- Barrack Obama got his first taste of political smear tactics yesterday, as stories circulated that he attended a Muslim extremist school in Indonesia as a child. Though he confirmed he did attend an Indonesian school, he said he failed Pipe Bombing 101.
- Barrack Obama got his first taste of political smear tactics yesterday, as stories circulated that he attended a Muslim extremist school in Indonesia as a child. The Obama campaign smeared back, saying that Hilary Clinton lost her virginity at Muslim Extremist Woodstock.
8 comments:
Disclaimer: These are not my best
Claimer: Blog is doo-doo lately
The 3rd one is the best.
You love Barrack Obama. You should be his running mate.
I will run with Hillary Clinton and lets see who wins.
The answer is neither. The McCain/Dalrymple team would trample us both.
- Duran Duran
I just shit myself, this post is doo-doo.
Williams, Mazur, and C-Brown, come to Scottsdale.
Faust, I miss you.
Lubahn, change the diaper.
Chambers, enjoy the sea.
Arizona bound: Weiss, Miller, Portillo, Dalrymple
WHOA WHOA WHOA!
Faust what is that pic you are using you dumb idiot!?
Are you modeling now? Oh look at me I move to London & now I'm a model. Please check out my portfolio.
You little slut
Sean Elliot is going to Arizona with you guys.
Faust, you are one AIRBRUSHING son of a bitch. Either that, or you are sucking in your cheeks. Which one is it?
I can't make the desert or the dessert unfortunately. When is the lakehouse Bear?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Lake house will either be a weekend in April or weekend in July. Homo,.. I mean Faust, what dates will you be in again?
I will be in somewhere between April 1st and the 14th. You tell me what weekend works best.
That picture is Simon Le Bon, the lead singer of Duran Duran.
I'm Hungry Like the Wolf.
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