If George Karl & Mike D'Antoni fucked they'd produce a 2.5 yr old girl from the hamptons that never ages and communicates with high pitched noises and tears. The grils name would be DIRTY WHORE BITCH. D'Antonio looks like the love child of Mr.Garrison from South Park & Ned Flanders. He hides temper tantrums in his mustache and has a propensity for foot stomping mixed with violent headshaking as WHY,WHAT,& NO diarrhea’s out of his mouth. He once out-tantrumed a kindergarten class for the rights to the favorite color orange.
At the end of an impassioned diatribe, I f'ing refreshed the page and lost something longer, funnier and better than the synopsis which follows:
...I cannot believe I just read two posts from you douches, whining about whining. Isn't there some cliched human law about `not bringing yourself to the level of your opponent''? Well, you two JV substitutes just landed on that level.
How, how, HOW the fuck are you two buffoons complaining? In the biggest game of the season, the game that will most likely determine the NBA champion, the Suns suffered the WORST suspension I've seen in the 26 years of my existence. I actually lost respect for the NBA with the suspension of Amare and Diaw. What an absolute explotation of a flawed, flimsy rule, at the absolutely worst time.
So again, how, how, do you think you have the right to scold D'Antoni for complaining? He was absolutely sodomized by the NBA. If you were him, wouldn't you complain? Even though you are Spurs fans, take a step back out of Spurs-a-mania and realize that, in the BIGGEST game of the season, the Suns had to sit AMARE STOUDEMIRE and DIAW for standing up for their teammate who was catapulted into the scorer's desk by Robert `I wish I were a Nugget' WHorryble.
If Kurt Thomas had done that to Tony Parker, and Duncan and Bowen were suspended for `sort of getting off the bench', you guys would be crying more than Katie Clay the night Kevin said `Oh Urlacher' during intimacy.
My point is: Anyone with a mildly objective point of view understands that the Suns were ROYALLY fucked on Game 5. Admit it. Even the biggest Spurs fans should be able to see that (Maybe not you warped freaks, however)
From the viewpoint of a basketball fan with rooting interest in neither team, the atrocious suspensions poisoned the best series of the playoffs.
Lastly, the Spurs won and the other coach complained. So what? The end result is the Spurs won, the Suns lost. Let the other coach talk all he wants. There's no need to even acknowledge it, unless your names are Devin Kalrymple and Michelle Vaughn.
Yeah, and I must say that Tim Duncan whines more than maybe any player in the NBA. You know that flabergasted look he gives officials as if they just called him for an infraction in the neutral zone or a balk.
However, Spurs fans have a warped loylaty that I can respect. (I'm still pulling for the Mavs to win the whole thing.)
Longshank, fucked maybe/yes. broke rule yes. i'm not really talking about this instance. i'm talking about perpetual whiney-ness from El F-e Karl & Mike the Dike. Look at every post-game press conference after a loss and they find 468 reasons why the blame should not rest on the team but instead on outside influences. Just fucking grow a dick & take responsibility for performance, is this too much to ask.
Jetset, I can't agree with you cause spurs-god will strike my house with a bolt from above, but i'm mostly targeting whining via off court interviews & the likes & going more after coaches than players.
I am sorry but I strongly disagree with you Adam, and frankly it sounds like you are just listening a little too much to the media these days.
Did you see the play? Did you analyze the play? Did you hear David Stern's strong defense on why they had to be suspended? Because I did.
Amare stormed 30 Feet down the sidelines and even came onto the court! 30 Feet! 30 Feet! 30 Feet! 30 FEET!!! And yes he did run, and in my observation from the angles I saw on YouTube, it definitely looked like he was going with the intent of a fighting.
I know you want run to the defense of the Suns, just like every other person in the USA (especially those who's opinions are influenced by espn.com), and say that their should've been a bend in the rule or a "different definition of intent." Well, if there was an exception for marquee players like Amare, then the rule would be flawed. He clearly came off the bench and ran toward the altercation. He knew the rule, but forgot, and therefore deserved to be suspended.
NOW, believe me, Game 5 was as hard to watch for me as anyone else because I WANTED Amare to play. I think the suspensions ended up helping Phoenix and hurting the Spurs. The Phoenix crowd was the most rambunctious I have ever heard and the Suns played with tons of emotion. They could have won the game, I thought we were going to lose, however, we prevailed and now we have a chance to close out. But whose to say that they would’ve beaten us with their players?
If we win tonight, then we have beaten Phoenix 3 times with Amare and once without him. But you also have to consider that we would win the series with every in the world outside of San Antonio against us! That’s not exactly easy.
The NBA is not tainted; the NBA is probably one of the best run professional sports (aside from the NFL). They enforce the rules, they do not make exceptions, and they want every team to be on equal level. Why in the hell would they want the Spurs to win this series?! Do you really think it is about $$$? The San Antonio Spurs? I don’t think so.
Side notes: The foul Horry gave would have not as been a big deal if it wasn’t against the NBA’s pretty boy of the league (in addition to his Academy Award acting). Hard foul – yes. Worthy of suspension – I don’t think so, I’ve seen much harder fouls in my day. Ejection – Yes. Amare and Boris, both deserved it because they broke the rules. Will they do it if it happens again next year? – I sure as hell hope not, lesson learned!
Was Horry the cause for this? NO Was Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw? YES
2 Points from Non-Basketball Guy..other than when I pump fake in your face
1) It is a rule and it was broken. Amare is not going to go down and Carmelo Anthony it, he is smarter than that...I believe. BUT a rule was broken and in agreement with Bear the NBA enforces it's rule fairly and the Suns paid for breaking it.
2) Tim Duncan will go down as the whiniest BITCH ever. * Great player...yes * Big Whinning Vagina...DOUBLE YES
I guess I neglected to remind myself that, when talking sports with you all, you girl scouts only competed in athletics the last four minutes of the fourth quarter in a blowout on Junior Varsity.
Because, if you did, you would understand that, when a teammate gets blasted into a table, AFTER the result of the game is decided, it is called a cheap shot. It is dirty. It lacks sportsmanship, class, integrity. WHEN this happens to a teammate, you react. You stand up to defend your teammate, friend, and in the case of Nash, leader. You are so concerned for your teammate, that, out of instinct, you go to defend him. Not necessarily to fight, just to ensure that he is not hurt.
Honestly Kevin, your defense was laughable. The phrase `intent' means that nothing actually happened! If I had intent to write this post, but didn't, you wouldn't be reading it right now! Intent is a porous fluff phrase used by people to justify something that didn't occur.
This is why I hesitated to post, because you are obviously WARPED. Amare did NOTHING. If he did break a sham of a rule, give him a fine, don't ruin the biggest game of the year with the WORST suspension in Adam Williams's life.
I just went back and read your post again. I must consider the audience when writing b/c, if you are actually blind enough to think:
``I think the suspensions ended up helping Phoenix and hurting the Spurs.'' - KD
My God. That can't be a real thought, can it? So, if we were playing five-on-five, and my team lost Amare Stoudemire, you think it would HELP MY TEAM??!! Oh my God! Oh my God, you need therapy coyote!!
Just to refute some more `Bear myths' in your diluted silver and black brain: Horry is 6-10, 240. Nash is 6-3, 190. If Horry hits Nash, Nash falls. It's physics, not acting. - Horry is complete causation for the suspensions. If he has an ounce of class and fouls Nash with a hand check, or the friendly late-game wrap-up foul, this shit doesn't occur, the NBA is not made out to look like fools and the playoffs aren't tainted for everyone who is not a Spurs fan.
- I bet no one read this far.
- How bout this: In game 6, the Spurs sit Duncan and Bowen and the Suns sit James Jones, just to put the series on an equal playing field again. Justify the suspensions with Tim Duncan `intent to play too boring' in Game 5 or maybe `Intent to break the backboard with excessive midrange bank shots''. Then suspend Bowen for `Jumpkicking Nash in the balls' or `Intent to be a decent NBA player'
If the Spurs win the Title, it should have an *asterik. Like when Lubahn posts, you have to remember *...
OK, you don't know what you are talking about and I doubt you even watched these games, so I'm not even sure why I waste my breath anymore.
The players still broke the rules and their should be no exception. There never has been in the past and players have been suspended for less. Rules are rules, and if you listened to Amare and Boris, they didn't complain about it too much, it was everyone else who was. They knew the rules.
Spurs can talk dirty too, check out the body check that Stoudemire lays on Horry in replay #2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoAXg2pOG5s
I didn't see any Spurs getting off the bench to check on his booboo's.
Listen all you varsity athletes. Nash flopped like a cunt. He is Canadian and I have seen videos of him on youtube playing fucking ice hockey. I'm sure he has been checked into the boards much harder by an oversized Canuck. Hell, he played soccer growing up (Just like you A-Get the fuck outta my face wit that shit Dub)and probably took harder hits than that on the pitch. Watch the fuckin video and you can clearly see him flail his arms after hitting the floor and he even goes so far as to close his eyes and appeared comatose for a moment. Then, after thug #1 and french thug #2 come to his aid he miraculously comes to his feet and goes after Horry. A Dub, Bear, Lee, and myself all competed in varsity athletics in one of the toughest districts in the state of Texas. You played fucking soccer in Southlake. I will not neglect to mention that you got owned playing for TCU's infamous soccer club. Well done there guy.
I know we talked on the phone prior to this reading, but damn dogg McDougan, you need Paxil.
I'm not even going to touch the `soccer district' argument. That's just rambunctious. I'm not about to compare high school sports districts.
Oh wait, yeah I am.
First team All-State.
Hahahaha
By the way, this argument is over. Recap: Bear: It's a rule AW: It's a bad rule Bear: It's a rule stupid. AW: You're a rule. BW: I get overly abrasive on the message board. AW: Ok. Bear: Chips Lubahn: Peep AW: Me is Bully, rahrr! Bear: Lakehouse AW: It's Friday night, I wish I had friends BW: Go hangout with your shinguards Canuck! Bear: Cheddar Cheese
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I cannot believe how much the Phoenix Suns whine! It's the freaking playoffs for crying out loud!
(Sorry Mavs fans, I know yall are probably in no mood to talk basketball)
If George Karl & Mike D'Antoni fucked they'd produce a 2.5 yr old girl from the hamptons that never ages and communicates with high pitched noises and tears. The grils name would be DIRTY WHORE BITCH. D'Antonio looks like the love child of Mr.Garrison from South Park & Ned Flanders. He hides temper tantrums in his mustache and has a propensity for foot stomping mixed with violent headshaking as WHY,WHAT,& NO diarrhea’s out of his mouth. He once out-tantrumed a kindergarten class for the rights to the favorite color orange.
At the end of an impassioned diatribe, I f'ing refreshed the page and lost something longer, funnier and better than the synopsis which follows:
...I cannot believe I just read two posts from you douches, whining about whining. Isn't there some cliched human law about `not bringing yourself to the level of your opponent''? Well, you two JV substitutes just landed on that level.
How, how, HOW the fuck are you two buffoons complaining? In the biggest game of the season, the game that will most likely determine the NBA champion, the Suns suffered the WORST suspension I've seen in the 26 years of my existence. I actually lost respect for the NBA with the suspension of Amare and Diaw. What an absolute explotation of a flawed, flimsy rule, at the absolutely worst time.
So again, how, how, do you think you have the right to scold D'Antoni for complaining? He was absolutely sodomized by the NBA. If you were him, wouldn't you complain? Even though you are Spurs fans, take a step back out of Spurs-a-mania and realize that, in the BIGGEST game of the season, the Suns had to sit AMARE STOUDEMIRE and DIAW for standing up for their teammate who was catapulted into the scorer's desk by Robert `I wish I were a Nugget' WHorryble.
If Kurt Thomas had done that to Tony Parker, and Duncan and Bowen were suspended for `sort of getting off the bench', you guys would be crying more than Katie Clay the night Kevin said `Oh Urlacher' during intimacy.
My point is: Anyone with a mildly objective point of view understands that the Suns were ROYALLY fucked on Game 5. Admit it. Even the biggest Spurs fans should be able to see that (Maybe not you warped freaks, however)
From the viewpoint of a basketball fan with rooting interest in neither team, the atrocious suspensions poisoned the best series of the playoffs.
Lastly, the Spurs won and the other coach complained. So what? The end result is the Spurs won, the Suns lost. Let the other coach talk all he wants. There's no need to even acknowledge it, unless your names are Devin Kalrymple and Michelle Vaughn.
Yeah, and I must say that Tim Duncan whines more than maybe any player in the NBA. You know that flabergasted look he gives officials as if they just called him for an infraction in the neutral zone or a balk.
However, Spurs fans have a warped loylaty that I can respect. (I'm still pulling for the Mavs to win the whole thing.)
Longshank,
fucked maybe/yes. broke rule yes. i'm not really talking about this instance. i'm talking about perpetual whiney-ness from El F-e Karl & Mike the Dike. Look at every post-game press conference after a loss and they find 468 reasons why the blame should not rest on the team but instead on outside influences. Just fucking grow a dick & take responsibility for performance, is this too much to ask.
Jetset,
I can't agree with you cause spurs-god will strike my house with a bolt from above, but i'm mostly targeting whining via off court interviews & the likes & going more after coaches than players.
Steve Nash flops like a bitch & Deepest Regards,
DJ WHYn-squared
I am sorry but I strongly disagree with you Adam, and frankly it sounds like you are just listening a little too much to the media these days.
Did you see the play? Did you analyze the play? Did you hear David Stern's strong defense on why they had to be suspended? Because I did.
Amare stormed 30 Feet down the sidelines and even came onto the court! 30 Feet! 30 Feet! 30 Feet! 30 FEET!!! And yes he did run, and in my observation from the angles I saw on YouTube, it definitely looked like he was going with the intent of a fighting.
I know you want run to the defense of the Suns, just like every other person in the USA (especially those who's opinions are influenced by espn.com), and say that their should've been a bend in the rule or a "different definition of intent." Well, if there was an exception for marquee players like Amare, then the rule would be flawed. He clearly came off the bench and ran toward the altercation. He knew the rule, but forgot, and therefore deserved to be suspended.
NOW, believe me, Game 5 was as hard to watch for me as anyone else because I WANTED Amare to play. I think the suspensions ended up helping Phoenix and hurting the Spurs. The Phoenix crowd was the most rambunctious I have ever heard and the Suns played with tons of emotion. They could have won the game, I thought we were going to lose, however, we prevailed and now we have a chance to close out. But whose to say that they would’ve beaten us with their players?
If we win tonight, then we have beaten Phoenix 3 times with Amare and once without him. But you also have to consider that we would win the series with every in the world outside of San Antonio against us! That’s not exactly easy.
The NBA is not tainted; the NBA is probably one of the best run professional sports (aside from the NFL). They enforce the rules, they do not make exceptions, and they want every team to be on equal level. Why in the hell would they want the Spurs to win this series?! Do you really think it is about $$$? The San Antonio Spurs? I don’t think so.
Side notes: The foul Horry gave would have not as been a big deal if it wasn’t against the NBA’s pretty boy of the league (in addition to his Academy Award acting). Hard foul – yes. Worthy of suspension – I don’t think so, I’ve seen much harder fouls in my day. Ejection – Yes. Amare and Boris, both deserved it because they broke the rules. Will they do it if it happens again next year? – I sure as hell hope not, lesson learned!
Was Horry the cause for this? NO Was Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw? YES
2 Points from Non-Basketball Guy..other than when I pump fake in your face
1) It is a rule and it was broken. Amare is not going to go down and Carmelo Anthony it, he is smarter than that...I believe. BUT a rule was broken and in agreement with Bear the NBA enforces it's rule fairly and the Suns paid for breaking it.
2) Tim Duncan will go down as the whiniest BITCH ever.
* Great player...yes
* Big Whinning Vagina...DOUBLE YES
Hi Lee, how's Ca?
I guess I neglected to remind myself that, when talking sports with you all, you girl scouts only competed in athletics the last four minutes of the fourth quarter in a blowout on Junior Varsity.
Because, if you did, you would understand that, when a teammate gets blasted into a table, AFTER the result of the game is decided, it is called a cheap shot. It is dirty. It lacks sportsmanship, class, integrity.
WHEN this happens to a teammate, you react. You stand up to defend your teammate, friend, and in the case of Nash, leader. You are so concerned for your teammate, that, out of instinct, you go to defend him. Not necessarily to fight, just to ensure that he is not hurt.
Honestly Kevin, your defense was laughable. The phrase `intent' means that nothing actually happened! If I had intent to write this post, but didn't, you wouldn't be reading it right now! Intent is a porous fluff phrase used by people to justify something that didn't occur.
This is why I hesitated to post, because you are obviously WARPED. Amare did NOTHING. If he did break a sham of a rule, give him a fine, don't ruin the biggest game of the year with the WORST suspension in Adam Williams's life.
I just went back and read your post again. I must consider the audience when writing b/c, if you are actually blind enough to think:
``I think the suspensions ended up helping Phoenix and hurting the Spurs.''
- KD
My God. That can't be a real thought, can it? So, if we were playing five-on-five, and my team lost Amare Stoudemire, you think it would HELP MY TEAM??!! Oh my God! Oh my God, you need therapy coyote!!
Just to refute some more `Bear myths' in your diluted silver and black brain: Horry is 6-10, 240. Nash is 6-3, 190. If Horry hits Nash, Nash falls. It's physics, not acting.
- Horry is complete causation for the suspensions. If he has an ounce of class and fouls Nash with a hand check, or the friendly late-game wrap-up foul, this shit doesn't occur, the NBA is not made out to look like fools and the playoffs aren't tainted for everyone who is not a Spurs fan.
- I bet no one read this far.
- How bout this: In game 6, the Spurs sit Duncan and Bowen and the Suns sit James Jones, just to put the series on an equal playing field again. Justify the suspensions with Tim Duncan `intent to play too boring' in Game 5 or maybe `Intent to break the backboard with excessive midrange bank shots''. Then suspend Bowen for `Jumpkicking Nash in the balls' or `Intent to be a decent NBA player'
If the Spurs win the Title, it should have an *asterik.
Like when Lubahn posts, you have to remember *...
*Written by an idiot
Listen up kids..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbAiclbijA
OK, you don't know what you are talking about and I doubt you even watched these games, so I'm not even sure why I waste my breath anymore.
The players still broke the rules and their should be no exception. There never has been in the past and players have been suspended for less. Rules are rules, and if you listened to Amare and Boris, they didn't complain about it too much, it was everyone else who was. They knew the rules.
Spurs can talk dirty too, check out the body check that Stoudemire lays on Horry in replay #2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoAXg2pOG5s
I didn't see any Spurs getting off the bench to check on his booboo's.
Listen all you varsity athletes. Nash flopped like a cunt. He is Canadian and I have seen videos of him on youtube playing fucking ice hockey. I'm sure he has been checked into the boards much harder by an oversized Canuck. Hell, he played soccer growing up (Just like you A-Get the fuck outta my face wit that shit Dub)and probably took harder hits than that on the pitch. Watch the fuckin video and you can clearly see him flail his arms after hitting the floor and he even goes so far as to close his eyes and appeared comatose for a moment. Then, after thug #1 and french thug #2 come to his aid he miraculously comes to his feet and goes after Horry. A Dub, Bear, Lee, and myself all competed in varsity athletics in one of the toughest districts in the state of Texas. You played fucking soccer in Southlake. I will not neglect to mention that you got owned playing for TCU's infamous soccer club. Well done there guy.
I know we talked on the phone prior to this reading, but damn dogg McDougan, you need Paxil.
I'm not even going to touch the `soccer district' argument. That's just rambunctious. I'm not about to compare high school sports districts.
Oh wait, yeah I am.
First team All-State.
Hahahaha
By the way, this argument is over. Recap:
Bear: It's a rule
AW: It's a bad rule
Bear: It's a rule stupid.
AW: You're a rule.
BW: I get overly abrasive on the message board.
AW: Ok.
Bear: Chips
Lubahn: Peep
AW: Me is Bully, rahrr!
Bear: Lakehouse
AW: It's Friday night, I wish I had friends
BW: Go hangout with your shinguards Canuck!
Bear: Cheddar Cheese
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