Is there any player more thug than Stephen `Fetus Eater' Jackson? Though this series has been tough to watch, I thought you guys would like the following text exchanges with a former FW Star-Telegram Sports guy:AW: Stephen Jackson started the Crips
RE: They kicked him out, he was too hardcore
AW: Stephen Jackson killed 2Pac.
RE: 2Pac killed himself because he was afraid of Stephen Jackson.
AW: Stephen Jackson's first toy: Machete
RE: Second toy, 2 days later: New machete to replace dull machete
Notables:
* Stephen Jackson was alone in a dark alley once and had to shoot himself in self-defense.
* The real Axis of Evil is Stephen Jackson, Stephen Jackson and Stephen Jackson.
* Stephen Jackson powders his hands with Anthrax
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That's hillarious, however, this might be even more funny.....
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs2007/news/story?id=2858133&campaign=rss&source=NBAHeadlines
Just read the quotes from Stephen Jackson and Jason Richardson, just read them. How many double negative sentences do you count?
"I didn't say nothing to nobody," Richardson said
"If I wanted to blow up, I could've blew up then. Why blow up when there's 8 seconds left when the game is over? It doesn't make no sense. Do I have 'moron' written on my forehead (um, yes) when I walk out on the court or something? I don't. ... I'm smarter than a lot of people think (really?). I'm going to continue to play basketball and do what I do." - Stephen Jackson
"I wasn't trying to show nobody up,"
"It didn't make no sense to me."
The anit-spur
That's what you get when you grow up an abandoned as an infant in Port Arthur, Texas...
Not many people know this, but prior to his fame with the 2003 NBA Champion San Antonio Spurs Stephen started from less than meager beginings.
He was adopted by Patrice and DODO, two of Port Arthur's most infamous pitbulls. Similar to Romulus and Remus suckling the wolftit and founding Rome, Jackson has proudly put Port Arther on the map. Not really, Janis Joplin did that...but I digress.
After H.S. Jackson planned on playing for Lute Olson & attending basketball powerhouse University of Arizona. Nothing could stop the passion instilled in him by watching Patrice & DODO fight to the death to provide for their only begotten son as they terrorized the underground dog fighting ring that is Port Arthu. ..nothing but SAT scores (sub 600, no joke here).
BUT, to this day Jackson still stands by the phrase that has become Port Arthur's motto:
"You can take the pitbull out of the ghetto, but be careful, he might clap you"
wikipedia if you don't trust
It appears Lee's reemergence has brought Weiss with him.
All is right in the IC again.
"Stephen Jackson was alone in a dark alley once and had to shoot himself in self-defense." <----- BEST
Hahaha, good times.. Faust, I like the new layout of the IC, it is very "Springy".
i was trying to think of words to say and all i could think of is
what a fucking idiot...i hope he gets ran over by a truck.
still in mourning from the 1-8 seed fiasco
the artist formerly known as bone
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