how bout him trying to form tackle a car on university after a night at Aardvark. i think faust & I were the only Millwitness's.
i don't remember how but miller & I ended up at fuzzy's one night together at about 230am. here are two things from our hour there together that i remember. 1) He continuously sneered at a legitimate hells angel member for 30 straight minutes. (no bs he had on a leather vest with the hells angels emblem) & yes the dude noticed & yes they had a sneer off. & yes i was legitimately worried/scarred. & yes how funny would it be if i was murdered by a hells angel 2) as we walk into fuzzy's robert dietrick was there and walks up to us and says,"Hey guys". miller replies with, "cool hair". (receded hair line, spiked up in front) dietrick then looks at me & I just give him a "i'm sorry it's miller what do you expect" shoulder shrug with brow lift.
How about the fact that he in large part sealed the deal on our eviction from Trail Lake #1 by peeing the the front bush of our already disgruntled neighbor, which we told him to be careful of and then taking her American flag and putting it in the next yard
Or...most people when wanting to enjoy a night with their roomates may pick up a 12 pack....maybe a 30 stones. Nope, not Miller he buys a keg.
great post lubahn, but I have one correction. When Miller was spotted stealing the American flag from our neighbors (who eventually led the coup in evicting us) he ran back into our house. It was incredibly inconspicuous.
He was also the only person to EVER pay me for a noise violation.
The infamous high at Wal-Mart video night. Not a hilarious quote, but Miller-esque. We pull up next to a scared girl. She is smoking.
Miller: ``Hey'' (pause) ``Smoke 'em if you got 'em.'' We drive off.
Faust, what did you say to Clay McNutt about `Never demeaning you again''?
That line is classic, but, in true Miller fashion, Millbone walked up to McNutt five seconds after the awkward interaction, looked him in the eye and said ``Don't demean him''. (Please retell story)
---Also, Yes, of course those were all A-Chub originals.
Miller came out to Scottsdale to visit one weekend in August of last year. I scooped him from the airport and it was my first time seeing him since he was a marine.
We began drinking heavily and went to a few bars before finishing off the night at The Devil's Martini (a popular night spot in and coincindently, the same club where I was rolled on Soprano style by the 'security' and suffered a broken face). We were plenty shitfaced at this point and were kicking it out on the patio. Miller then preceded to take a piece of bamboo from the decor and began proding passerbys & girls in the ass with it. After Ivan Drago aka the bouncer took notice, he quickly approached Marc and told him to put the ambieance back in its place. Marc replied with a stone cold look and said "I will fucking kill you."
Miller's last visit to FW...coming down from the rooftop bar at Riata. Two young ladies are stading at a cocktail table looking quite nice. Miller slows to a crawl, grabs the girl on the ass...a 3 sec firm ass grab while staring directly at her...then walks 4-5 steps and turns around and says "See Ya" and Miller laughs
Final note, our whole party of almost 10 watched this as Miller was in front...
Wow, hell fucking yeah! First of all, I've been in Vegas the past 3 days for work so this is the first time I have seen this post.
Faust, great job once again on the picture, and fantastic Millerisms. I nearly spewed Red Bull all over my keyboard when I saw "Lawfirm? Do you make firm laws?"
There are so many Miller moments I don't even know where to begin. It looks as though we have covered the ones that stick out the most. And what he said after he grabbed those girls' asses was "WOW, this city has some great ass!"
I need to get back to work for now, but I will think of my favorite Miller moment and get back later.
i'm going to fuck your face (tx-ou weekend to a girl wearing a button that said fuck face. he also was sticking out his tongue and pretending to fuck this girls face.)
the man likes toothpicks
do i really smell that bad? i'm going to shower in the hot tub.
"FUCK YOU!!!" (with two middle fingers blazing) after a guy in Dallas tried to buy the neon green sequin shirt with a flamingo on it that Miller was wearing. We bought it at McCart for $.39 hours earlier.
While drinking early morning Mimosas and eating salmon at elegant terraza of the Wyndham Anatole, Miller wore a wrinkled button up, three buttons open, and rolled in shoeless. Class.
Then, after consuming a sufficient amount, he audibly farted, causing the table behind us to stare, and quickly leave. Then, while laughing, the waitress approached. Trying her best to ignore the stench, she offered to bring more drinks. Looking at her with a smirk, Miller farted again. We all began laughing raucously, she left angrily and we paid for the meal with vouchers, meaning it was free. It was at that moment I knew, he would one day be President.
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Marc Miller didn't shave his head. He told his hair to look like that.
Marc Miller snacks on knucklesandwiches.
When Marc Miller spits on the ground, redwoods sprout. Redwoods of pain.
When Marc Miller looks in the mirror, his reflection ducks.
Nightvision is now known as `Millervision'.
When mirages see Marc Miller in the distance, they disappear.
When Marc Miller looks at the sun, the sun looks away.
If you sneeze in Marc Miller's presence, no one says `Bless You'. You're already blessed.
Those were great. How many of those are AChub originals?
how bout him trying to form tackle a car on university after a night at Aardvark. i think faust & I were the only Millwitness's.
i don't remember how but miller & I ended up at fuzzy's one night together at about 230am. here are two things from our hour there together that i remember. 1) He continuously sneered at a legitimate hells angel member for 30 straight minutes. (no bs he had on a leather vest with the hells angels emblem) & yes the dude noticed & yes they had a sneer off. & yes i was legitimately worried/scarred. & yes how funny would it be if i was murdered by a hells angel 2) as we walk into fuzzy's robert dietrick was there and walks up to us and says,"Hey guys". miller replies with, "cool hair". (receded hair line, spiked up in front) dietrick then looks at me & I just give him a "i'm sorry it's miller what do you expect" shoulder shrug with brow lift.
How about the fact that he in large part sealed the deal on our eviction from Trail Lake #1 by peeing the the front bush of our already disgruntled neighbor, which we told him to be careful of and then taking her American flag and putting it in the next yard
Or...most people when wanting to enjoy a night with their roomates may pick up a 12 pack....maybe a 30 stones. Nope, not Miller he buys a keg.
L
great post lubahn, but I have one correction. When Miller was spotted stealing the American flag from our neighbors (who eventually led the coup in evicting us) he ran back into our house. It was incredibly inconspicuous.
He was also the only person to EVER pay me for a noise violation.
Come home, Marc.
Millerisms continued:
``The post office is where it's at''
- High and on shroomies, Lakehouse 05
The infamous high at Wal-Mart video night. Not a hilarious quote, but Miller-esque. We pull up next to a scared girl. She is smoking.
Miller: ``Hey'' (pause) ``Smoke 'em if you got 'em.''
We drive off.
Faust, what did you say to Clay McNutt about `Never demeaning you again''?
That line is classic, but, in true Miller fashion, Millbone walked up to McNutt five seconds after the awkward interaction, looked him in the eye and said ``Don't demean him''. (Please retell story)
---Also, Yes, of course those were all A-Chub originals.
Miller came out to Scottsdale to visit one weekend in August of last year. I scooped him from the airport and it was my first time seeing him since he was a marine.
We began drinking heavily and went to a few bars before finishing off the night at The Devil's Martini (a popular night spot in and coincindently, the same club where I was rolled on Soprano style by the 'security' and suffered a broken face). We were plenty shitfaced at this point and were kicking it out on the patio. Miller then preceded to take a piece of bamboo from the decor and began proding passerbys & girls in the ass with it. After Ivan Drago aka the bouncer took notice, he quickly approached Marc and told him to put the ambieance back in its place. Marc replied with a stone cold look and said "I will fucking kill you."
It was "Never dismiss me."
And it had a lot more clout when Miller said it. As do most things.
Miller certainly keeps his hands to himself...
Miller's last visit to FW...coming down from the rooftop bar at Riata. Two young ladies are stading at a cocktail table looking quite nice. Miller slows to a crawl, grabs the girl on the ass...a 3 sec firm ass grab while staring directly at her...then walks 4-5 steps and turns around and says "See Ya" and Miller laughs
Final note, our whole party of almost 10 watched this as Miller was in front...
L
Wow, hell fucking yeah! First of all, I've been in Vegas the past 3 days for work so this is the first time I have seen this post.
Faust, great job once again on the picture, and fantastic Millerisms. I nearly spewed Red Bull all over my keyboard when I saw "Lawfirm? Do you make firm laws?"
There are so many Miller moments I don't even know where to begin. It looks as though we have covered the ones that stick out the most. And what he said after he grabbed those girls' asses was "WOW, this city has some great ass!"
I need to get back to work for now, but I will think of my favorite Miller moment and get back later.
i'm going to fuck your face (tx-ou weekend to a girl wearing a button that said fuck face. he also was sticking out his tongue and pretending to fuck this girls face.)
the man likes toothpicks
do i really smell that bad? i'm going to shower in the hot tub.
"Yeah, a taxi is gonna come pick you up out here. Stupid Bitch."
"FUCK YOU!!!" (with two middle fingers blazing) after a guy in Dallas tried to buy the neon green sequin shirt with a flamingo on it that Miller was wearing. We bought it at McCart for $.39 hours earlier.
God Bless that guy.
By the way, the ``See ya'' line is absolute genius.
I love that mutha f'er.
Not a line, but a great Millerism moment...
While drinking early morning Mimosas and eating salmon at elegant terraza of the Wyndham Anatole, Miller wore a wrinkled button up, three buttons open, and rolled in shoeless. Class.
Then, after consuming a sufficient amount, he audibly farted, causing the table behind us to stare, and quickly leave. Then, while laughing, the waitress approached. Trying her best to ignore the stench, she offered to bring more drinks. Looking at her with a smirk, Miller farted again. We all began laughing raucously, she left angrily and we paid for the meal with vouchers, meaning it was free. It was at that moment I knew, he would one day be President.
i miss my friends... here's my millerism for the deployment - gone to kill the godless, took gun, be back in two days.
i read kurt vonnegut's "a man without a country" last night. it's a speed read memoir of sorts. please read.
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