NEW YEARS IN TEXAS
Ok, ok, I know this is getting confusing, but the simple fact is, we like each other (sometimes). And we want to celebrate NYE together. So it makes the most sense for us to do that.
So, lets have a good ol fashioned house party. Mazur, Lubahn, whoever... but lets get together, get drunk, yell at each other, make fun of Lubahn, and have fun.
16 comments:
lubahn lives in fucking Bangalore so the whole NYE in Tejas via house party won't work at his house.
Here are a few other names at which lubahn lives Kazakhstan, MADAGASCAR, Chad, Belarus, Moldova, Burma, Gabon, Serbia and Montenegro (his neighbor is montenegro), The never ending story I&II, fucking really really far, are you fucking kidding?, are we really driving this fucking far, penguin, FUCK, north star, genocide, middle earth, Mordor, end of the mother fucking rainbow, kosovo on suburbia steroids, and lucifer.
New cities are great, but TX is where it all began for the IC and will always serve as a location for obscene gestures and lewd conduct.
Although I don't like to agree with Mazur on anything, he has a point. To get to the Lubahn household you must cross the Thames river, paddles the Caspian Sea, then outrun the bulls at Pamplona...this will take you to Hulen St.
Take Hulen to Sycamore School road. There will be a security checkpoint that you will need to deture around...see local afghani at 7-Eleven who will get you a Sherpa.
Follow Sherpa through Al Anbar providence. Take left on Summer Oaks Lane and your as good as there.
We are the house with our numbers painted with TCU on the corners of our driveway because we are white and rich.
See you soon,
L
i just got a massive erection... and it's not because i haven't been laid in 47 years... long live fort worth, fuck the police.
i forgot to mention one thing. my parents just bought a new casa, and are extending an open invitation to all who would like to take advantage of them... free food, booze, sex with the housekeeper, etc... plenty of sleeping room.
That was an incredibly unique and genius post by Lubahn...
until the detour.
Can't wait to see you guys back in Texas.
Spelling is for pussies....
3rd grade special ed spelling runner up,
L
miller i am in on that...when do you return? i need an exact date so we can finish a bottle of trinidadian rum before 3 pm on a monday.
How do you know about Triny rum, C-Bone?
Mazur, pary at your house?
word, as long as there isn't a certain nurse that has to wake up at 4 the next morning.
if the cards fall right the theme for the party will be "Winter Formal meets THE IC HURRICANE & THE FIREY PITS OF HELL" suits required for the men. Cocktail dresses, tight mini skirts of bikinis for the ladies.
adam "now i'm a fat camp counselor cause i no longer worship the way of the orca" williams performs on the main stage at 12:18am.
owners of 4919 birchman will be the dj's for the evening. absolutely no exceptions.
because i was there for three weeks in february and brought a bottle back. best rum i've had.
Red Goose styyyyyyle.....uhhhhhhh......Weiss will make it rain
Has Williams fallen off the face of the earth? The owners of Birchman should make him gain 15 lbs or he doesn't get to come to NYE07 for his recent absence.
Hi Lee :>)
Hey guys
- Adam Williams
G units. My sincerest apologies for being a Frosted Flake of late. As you know, I like to dizzy myself with a million unrelated activities, ultimately leading me in circles.
Damn that sounds dark. But I'm sunny in Chicago.
I just moved and don't have internet in my new apt. I do, however, have two 22-yr old roommates that get high and play FIFA. Oh the good ol' days...
I love you all and understand that the sincerest, realest friendships I'll ever know live right here. Despite flaky phone returns, unexcused blog absences and a regular vanishing act, the IC remains in my soul. Always.
- Maya Angelou
Oh. And house party sounds f'ing blissful.
Let's get Bailey drunk.
Still want to hear story of you getting your ass kicked
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