Wednesday, January 09, 2008

THE RESULTS

1. Who would make the best mayor of a small town?
61% - Bear
8% - Brown, Chambers, Mazur, Portillo, Weiss

2. Who would make the best head coach of the USA basketball team?
33% - Mazur
25% - Williams
16% - Bear & Faust
8% - Weiss

3. Who is the most likely to become famous?
33% - Brown & Williams
16% - Faust
8% - Portillo & Chambers

4. Who has the best chance at winning gold in the luge?
40% - Lubahn & Chambers
15% - Portillo
8% - Mazur

5. Who is the most likely to become a millionaire?
40% - Brown
23% - Mazur
15% - Miller & Chambers
8% - Portillo

6. Who is most likely to suffer a mid-life crisis?
30% - Faust
15% - Mazur, Miller, Weiss, Williams
8% - Portillo

7. Who is the most likely to appear on a reality TV show
30% - Faust & Williams
15% - Weiss
8% - Portillo

8. Who would make the best Vice President of the United States?
30% - Lubahn
23% - Brown
15% - Bear & Mazur
8% - Portillo

9. Who would make the best President of the United States?
54% - Brown
30% - Bear
8% - Portillo & Weiss

10. If elected President who is the most likely to be assassinated?
54% - Lubahn
23% - Miller
8% - Faust, Mazur & Weiss

10 comments:

B Dub said...

I have a creepy eye.
No one acknowledges my comments.
I am out of the IC.

Good Times.

Peace.

Faust said...

Weiss, you dont mean that...

Faust said...

and Chambers said crazy, not creepy. Have you looked at the picture?

L said...

So you believe I could be the Vice President, but you are going to assassinate me not long after being in office......that's cool


Brown and Williams tied for Most Famous, but for entirely different reasons....Brown, while becoming a millionaire, develops a company that cures cancer and Williams becomes the next Carrot Top

I thought Faust would surely dominate the mid life crisis by more than 15%....that guy has been unstable since 6 when his teacher told him that boys don't wear makeup

Anonymous said...

lubahn made a funny

The Bear said...

Hahaha, this was great. I am very honored by the overwhelming response for me to become Mayor of a small town, I would like to thank all my supporters.

I think this might have inspired me to move to Flatonia, Texas.

Adam said...

I am commenting to acknowledge Weiss's comment.

Lubahn, when do you get so funny? My God, I can't stop laughing at how witty and hilarious you are. Jeez, stop it champ! I'm gonna have a hernia. Hystericalness!

The Bear said...

I love Brian Weiss, he is a groomsman in my wedding.

Faust said...

and he's the only groomsman in the IC...

marcspoke said...

slap