Please come up with something new. The `Adam is fat' joke is worn out. I got it. You got it. We all got it. I was chunky, `bee-sting', beluga whale, eat-full-hams-in-one-sitting boy in 2004-2005. At first, there was reluctance to mention it. Then, there was an `he's okay with it, we can say it' era of endless fat jokes (kevin's lakehouse), and now, three years later, the same joke is still replayed, though I'm no longer fat.
I hope you know this stems not from sensitivity, but disappointment in unoriginal commentary. Ha. Yep. Remember when your parents said they were `disappointed' and not mad. Well, here we are.
Please come up with something new. If you don't haven't anything new, don't recycle an ancient joke that no longer carries any WEIGHT!!!
Lubahn is a snake. And I am a mexican. Ask Eleah, she has met my entire familia.
One night at the Oui Lounge, I had just started dating Eleah, and she was coming out with us all and was finally getting to really know everyone. Williams started telling everyone how fat he was, and to prove it he lifted his shirt, grabbed the mass between his nipples and belt and started squishing it and screaming. Later he tripped and ripped his big toenail off and started bleeding profusly. He then began showing that to everyone as well. Then he left (to Eleah's shock) with a hot girl, whom he took home.
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I already know:
- Back to the Future series
- Terminator 2
- Wet Hot American Summer
I know too: A cross between "Lucas" and "Pumping Iron."
"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping." - Arnold Schwarzenegger (Lee's governor)
is that michelle pfiefferfirere's body?
yes.
eerily similar, no?
I'm skinnier
Adam Williams and Skinny = Oxymoron
Please come up with something new. The `Adam is fat' joke is worn out. I got it. You got it. We all got it. I was chunky, `bee-sting', beluga whale, eat-full-hams-in-one-sitting boy in 2004-2005. At first, there was reluctance to mention it. Then, there was an `he's okay with it, we can say it' era of endless fat jokes (kevin's lakehouse), and now, three years later, the same joke is still replayed, though I'm no longer fat.
I hope you know this stems not from sensitivity, but disappointment in unoriginal commentary. Ha. Yep. Remember when your parents said they were `disappointed' and not mad. Well, here we are.
Please come up with something new. If you don't haven't anything new, don't recycle an ancient joke that no longer carries any WEIGHT!!!
GET IT! FAT JOKE!! HA-FUCKING-HA!!
PS: Faust is Gay.
You are a nasty fat Bee Keeper!
BLAHHH
Here's the thing about friends and jokes. They never die. And they REALLY never die if you fight it.
Williams= Fat. Williams is not fat.
Faust= Gay. I have had a girlfriend for 7 years (ok, ok, that makes me a little suspect)
Chambers= Tired. Chambers is living in Australia and has traveled to Asia more than anyone we know
Portillo= Mexican. Portillo is whiter than anyone.
The only one that is actually true is Lubahn. He is a snake in the grass. A snake that kicks.
Lubahn is a snake. And I am a mexican. Ask Eleah, she has met my entire familia.
One night at the Oui Lounge, I had just started dating Eleah, and she was coming out with us all and was finally getting to really know everyone. Williams started telling everyone how fat he was, and to prove it he lifted his shirt, grabbed the mass between his nipples and belt and started squishing it and screaming. Later he tripped and ripped his big toenail off and started bleeding profusly. He then began showing that to everyone as well. Then he left (to Eleah's shock) with a hot girl, whom he took home.
So long story short. You are fat bee--keeper.
My toe bled on that girl.
I should go into politics. My rep is clean.
I'm trailer trash.
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