The Cast of Your HIGH SCHOOLDear Friends - In the upcoming weeks, I am doing a show that is a mock high school talent show. Basically, you choose a character from high school, student/teacher/faculty member, and perform something as them. One example from the last show that was funny was the drama club reading lines from a play in absurdly over-dramatic tones. Or the Home Ec teacher beat-boxing.
My question to you, my wonderful friends, is to rack your Churchill, Round Rock, Southlake, Winona, New Orleans Prep, and SA Lee brains and see if you can recollect some of the eccentric/funny/absurd characters from your high school and explain them in detail, from their appearances to their odd ticks. I need inspiration. What better place to find inspiration from than the IC home team??
Currently, I am writing a rap by a World Geography teacher, who, in describing countries, reveals he is gay. This is based on my painfully gay, attempted authoritarian Geography teacher George Rutzen. Shockingly, he hated me....What y'all got??
4 comments:
Somebody give something. Please.
Faust, that is a dirty Miller design.
7 weeks to el rio...
Thanks friend.
At "New Orleans Prep" there was this one kid who was a super nerd. Every school has one. The kid who makes the other nerds look like the Magnificent Seven. He wore the same thing everyday. I sware to God. A Grey pocket T, khaki pants, and black Chuck Taylors. Even the other nerds wouldn't talk to him. One day I asked him, "Why do you wear the same things everyday?"
He responded coolly, "I'm a cartoon character." Pretty fucking brilliant response if you ask me.
I'm not sure that is a talent, but it was worth noting nonetheless. I will keep thinking of some more...
I like the April header with Miller, that's fucking sweet. Nice job Faust.
when, what, where was that picture?
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