This may be one of the funniest, well written, and spot on websites of all ages. Worth noting that the IC consists of "WHITES" as my persian friend used to refer to us as, I thought everyone would enjoy discovering how white we all are (Portillo included).
check it out:
www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
*Note: I was unable to upload a pic of Lubahn aka the whitest man in the IC. Congrats buddy.
** I was. Happy to oblige -faust
11 comments:
Wow, that is fucking hilarious.
Weiss, is that a dingo on the leash with the woman?
I love the New Balance, Rugby, and #86 - shorts.... Faust, can you please post the story about Lubahn and blue jean shorts one day soon?
HA, #33 is nice too.
What a great site...
I am in here WAY too much... #41,#84,#83,#55,#97,#100 ,#101
Portillo #19,#5, #31, #90
Bear, #36, #51, #89
Williams, #11, #78,#1, #16, #99
Miller, #86, #87, #9
Lubahn, #14,#4, #33, #88
Brown, #71, #19
Weiss, , #80, #69, #72, #85(if not, you will)
Mazur,#37
I have decided that Matt Chambers is the least white person in the group. Congrats Matthew... Sadly I think I may be the most cliche white guy present. I'm actually very upset with myself. To my surprise, Williams is a close 2nd though
Bear LOVES Wrigley Field.
Lee loves San Francisco and Daily Show/Colbert Report
Faust Loves T-Shirts and assists
B-Dub loves Study Abroad and #33
A-Dub love David Sedaris and not having a TV(Guess?)
Mazur loves marathons and wine
Clint loves traveling and Graduate School
Chambers and Lubahn....what from the list do you love the most?
Oooh, assists!!!
Faust = Chris Paul
Williams = Tyson Chandler
11-0
(sorry, but I had to bring it up at some point)
LOL! Great observations.
I actually have hated St. Patricks Day the past 2 years though because the Celtics have played (and beaten) the Spurs, both in SA.
I love Williams loving Multilingual & Gifted Children.
Portillo is also - #64, #35, #71, #13, #6
Faust - #29, #40
Weiss - #11, and definitely #33
Brown - #62
I love 80's night! How'd you know?
excerpt from stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
#96
"It is considered a legendary white male move to play basketball in a pair of New Balance. Lots of layups."
*note, see classic photo captured by Bear of me airballing a fadaway jumper over Faust. I am almost certain we were both wearing New Balance (the modern day Chuck Taylor's for whites) model 991.
**sidenote, I jog irregularly.
I propose we identify pictures in the blog identifying our extreme whiteness.
Favorites/Observations/My Whiteness
#11 Quote - White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history
#42 - I eat sushi every Saturday in Australia. There is one white trait in the bag.
I own a pair of #96s. Actually two pair but that's only because it was 2 for $89 at Foot Locker - the only shoe store white people don't shop at anymore because it is run by "the black man"...seriously. I love foot locker.
#75 - Any American that threatens to move to Canada should. America doesn't need you. While we are on the topic, Americans who travel abroad that put a Canadian flag on their bag so they aren't automatically judged/hated should move to Canada as well. Pussies.
#80 Quote - In fact, the main reason white people like soccer is so they can buy a new scarf. Faust brought me a liverpool scarf or something from England and it sat in my closet until I moved. I dislike scarves.
#53 Quote - When actual children are born, the dog is not displaced but rather remains as the most important member of the household. This is because of the fact that white children will eventually hate their parents, but dogs will love anyone who feeds them. I feed my dog...dog food. I know...shocking...because if you don't feed them people food you are looked at funny. Funny story, my friend comes home to his wife cooking a lavish meal (grilled meat, vegetables, etc), sits down at the table, and she states "this is for the dogs. fix your own food". Bet you can guess their skin color.
I'm white but not as white as my friends according to the website.
This is awesome. We are all painfully white. Painfully is an adverb. Grammar.
Lately, I've been saying `I hate white people'. Yesterday, I biked (uber-white) to a `Green' Market for free Intelligensia Coffee (so white it is faggish). While I was there, I stood back and started looking around. It was an organic market (black people don't give a shit. Gimme somethin' fried! (not racist)) and I realized that of the 112 people in sight, all were WHITE, 64 of them had dogs, 36 rode their bikes, several wore visors and all were interested in buying `Organic' $6 tomatoes. Also, a lot of housewives in spandex. They were talking about a flower convention. Really.
We are a douche-y breed.
** Side note story**
After Lubahn and I came home from the river, Darling told him about the people that had come over during the weekend for a `get-together' (cracker term). Darling mention Tyrell or something obviously black, and Lubahn cut her off:
`T-money came over?'
Darling: Yep
Lubahn: (hand covering mouth) Ooooooh. T-money in tha house
AW: Who is t-money?
Lubahn: Little short black dude. He's money.
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Lubahn is americana, Mellencamp white.
That was the best L-bomb qoute ever.
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